Drunk Texting Memes Novels & Stories

“K have 2 go 2 bed, my adviser will kill me if I miss another meeting. Passing out. 2 much tekila. I know ur safe bet text me as soon as you can and take my car,,, its in the lot.” Poor Sandra. Guilt racked her as she typed out a response to the drunken texts. “I’m sooo sorry, crazy night. Darian is insane, but the nurse and the other Wolves are cool. I’m fine. Tell you all about it tomorrow night. Good luck w/your meeting. I’m SO sorry for blaming you. XoXo”

This might help get rid of this unwanted feelings engulfing my whole body. I take a few shots, and grabbed my phone. I typed a message to Mara. "Gosh! I miss you already, wish you didn't have to move into your own place, I'm already getting choked with Aaron already. I'm going crazy!" I typed, pouring my heart out. As I clicked send, I poured myself another glass and gulped the whole content down. Just then my phone buzzes with Mara's text. "Shit! You're drunk Tessa. What happened?"

I touched the screen of my phone and once it lights up, I got faced with four more texts from the dudes since I was still directly in the group chat. Tristan; Y'all go fuck yourselves, idiots. I typed in a reply and almost immediately, another text came through. Eli; No, thank you. I still love boobs to death. Hunter; Nah, pfft. I'm too golden for you fuckers here. And besides, I don't think I can ever get tired of the hot ladies. Damon; You rate yourself too much, dumbo. No one wants to fuck you here, Mr golden. I laughed as I read the last text, the series of texts kept coming in almost at the same time but still one after the other.

In this case, it's not even with someone I crush on but my love, my mate and partner. "You will get to suck it tomorrow." He grins. When it comes to texts conversation, you can only express yourself with emojis. I love it though, it makes chats colorful and not boring. "Sure, I would." "You drained the life out of me today." He laughs. I laugh too, I can't hold my laughter. Why wouldn't I drain the life out of him when he said he will fuck me till I'm not able to walk. He almost succeeded in his quest because I felt a great effect with the pains and swolleness of my cunt. I'm glad it didn't happen as he said, although I know it was a joke.

“Drink up! Remember the last time we drank together? Or was it the time before the last?” Albert tipsily raised his can of beer at Kaze. They usually drank regular beer instead of liquor. There was nothing better after a brutal battle than good food and beer. Kaze raised his beer and refuted with a smile, “Geez, you can’t even remember.” “Hahaha.” Draco and Albert guffawed. While they might be in positions of power, they were young at heart. Once the alcohol got to their heads, they started to talk about internet memes.

Thanks *Flying kiss. Next, I opened Drew's texts and couldn't help but laugh. Drew- 'Hey Rachhhh?? My best friend's an asshole, dump him.' 'BTW!! I think you might be right about him having a small D!' 'R' 'A' 'H' '*C' 'H' 'E' 'A' 'L' Drew- 'Wtf! I want that ice cream! Don't you dare eat it alone!' Still chuckling I quickly replied. 'I am going to eat it alone. Yum yum *Heart eyes* and don't get my name wrong the next time.'

I reached the room, and I definitely missed Alizeh and I was drunk too, so I started messaging her, I know I shouldn't have but I didn't had control over my emotions at that moment and I just wanted to talk to her, so with that I messaged her - Varun: "Helloo, They think I am not drunk but I guess I still am" Varun: "Alizeh" Varun: "Where are you?, reply me naa. I miss you so much" Alizeh: "Hiii, Are you still drunk?" Varun: "Yaar, I miss you so much" Alizeh: "Its okay" Varun: "I love you very much ❤️, please come and hug me" Alizeh: "Varun, I think you should sleep now, you will be fine in the morning"

I want to get drunk but I am stuck with this stupid pineapple juice! I snorted bitterly. I looked at the bottle of three vodkas. Two are lying down while the other is still standing and only half full. I took my glass before pouring some with it. I took a picture of the bottle while my glass was in my hand. Drunk in Love. I captioned it on my I*******m story. I browsed on my feeds and I stumbled upon my twin sister's i*******m post. It was posted an hour ago. The first photo was her hands...

Going through the messages left me almost trembling from panic. Jamal had accidentally drunk-texted Zach last night, and my Goddess, there were over thirty messages and they all had my name on them. Obviously, he'd wanted to send them to me, but his drunk state couldn't pull that off. And the messages winded up on Zach's phone instead. I went through all of them. They were all repeated apologies. Heart-felt confessions. Broken words. Tears slid down my eyes as I read one of the messages. It crushed every bit of restraint I'd been holding on to.

By the time the crowds start to thin, I'm so very happy and more than a little drunk, so it's no surprise to me when I find myself lying upside down on my bed, phone in hand as I drunk dial Kenji. I'm not sure what time it is over there, my brain is definitely not in a position to figure that out, but it goes straight to his answerphone. "I miss you so much, come home." I garble, unsure if I even waited for the beep. Nope, there it is. "Kenji, I got ninety-seven percent on my assignment, I'm so happy. I hope you're having a great time too. We had a party here to celebrate, they found songs with ninety-seven and percent in the title. Kira made glow in the dark punch. No wait… not glow in the