Dumb Ways To Die Stumble Novels & Stories

And then we're tumbling. Rolling down the hill in a tangle of limbs and dirt and increasingly poor life choices. The world spins—sky, ground, Mike's shocked face, sky again—while gravity does its thing and I wonder distantly if this is how I die. Not from a broken heart, but from a broken neck on a stupid resort hill playing a children's game for adults with too much money and not enough common sense. Rocks dig into my back. My elbow hits something hard. The world won't stop spinning.

🖱️Victor🖱️ One moment I was drowning in pain. Not the slow burn kind vampires romanticize in old stories. This was excessive, crushing, everywhere at once, like my body had finally decided it was done pretending to function. I remember collapsing and thinking, very clearly, that this was a stupid way to die. Then I heard Jayden. “Breathe.”

"CLEAR A PATH NOW UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE THIS CHILD DIE!!!" Fuck my life. So much for keeping things quiet.

Only one way to find out! My legs began pumping as I kept my eyes towards the ledge and leapt, I really hope I make it! Or you could just fall. That sounds more probable than making it. “SHIT” I screamed as I gripped onto the rocky ledge of the stair. I quickly hauled myself up to sit upon the tiny rock jutting out. I am so glad that it actually worked! How do you like those apples! There is still a way you can die here…. Can you stop!

At this moment, there was a strange silence. At this moment, the only thing that could be heard clearly was the loud thuds on the ground. At this moment, Dumb Fidas did not know how many times he had been hit by the other side. It was a wonderful feeling. It was like a machete hanging high above his head. You could clearly see that the rope was constantly being cut off. You can even clearly calculate the time of your death. Compared to death, the process of waiting for death was the hardest.

Today was my birthday, but I also knew that today was going to be the day that I also die. I do not know how long we stayed like that, Jax looking down at me, and me staring up at him. I could not speak; I do not believe that I was even breathing. The only thing that was not shut down was my brain. In an ironic twist my brain was not currently helping me get out of the situation. Instead, all I could think about was that I made it through a war zone and survived. Now I was going to die with a gun pressed to my head in my own country because I made a stupid choice.

She had escaped from the crypt. "He's not dead! He's not dead!" Daphne threw herself onto the coffin, pounding on the lid like a woman possessed, her voice so shredded it was barely human. "Stellan isn't dead! He's not dead! He's not dead! You can't bury him! He's really not dead!" The chapel erupted. Everyone stared at Daphne in shock, then at the coffin, then at each other.

It tries to send the memory through her knees, her hands, her throat. Maya lets it arrive. Then she steps left. The dead follow sound and motion. They do not think. They do not plan. They do not fake low and attack high. They are patient appetite in a ruined suit. “Behind?” she whispers. Clear within twenty feet, LUS says. “Lovely.” The dead man reaches. Maya lets him commit, shifts inside the arc, hooks her foot behind his ankle, and drives the crowbar hard into the side of his knee.

My legs tremble, and my vision blurs. I must find another way or summon the strength to jump. The windowsill creaks beneath my weight, its fragility unnerving. One misstep, and I'll plummet, impaling myself on shattered glass or worse. The bushes below, once a potential safety net, now seem inadequate. Despite the doubts, I steel myself. I position my leg on the windowsill, preparing for the leap. Counting to ten, I summon my last shred of courage. Dying this way, though terrifying, is preferable to Denzel's twisted plans.

*Death's POV* I could hear her thoughts and I could smell her. Faster. Faster. Faster. She thought and my hand moved faster on my erect cock. I could hear her as she orgasmed and a loud cry left her lips as my cum squirted out of me with a groan of her name. I wanted to hear her cry my name as she cummed. A knock on my door happened, "Hold up," I say as I pull up my zipper and quickly take some paper cleaning my cum from the wall, "Come in,"