Funniest Ways To Die 소설 & 이야기

He saw me as nothing but an obstacle to his true love, desperate to be free of me. His friends immediately offered suggestions. Until one proposed an idea that had everyone eagerly anticipating the outcome. "I've got the perfect plan—Travis, you fake your death at the wedding. We'll livestream it and watch her break down completely, crying her eyes out!" After saying this, the person seemed to realize they'd gone too far and stopped talking.

*** ~~Amara~~ *** How can you kill someone in the most torturous and painful way possible? Gut him with a knife? No, too easy. Throw him in a pot of boiling oil?Hmm, fair enough. Break his kneecaps, toss him to some wild beasts and watch in relish as they shread and scrap his bones to pieces? Well, Maybe. "There are one thousand ways to die, Lan," I groaned, anger brewing inside me as I stared at him with churning rage, "But you choose one."

Yours always and forever Gabriel It’s funny how the person you took so long to love could become the one you took one look at and hated. All that love, dying in vain for nothing. Not even a memory. I have pictured my death in every scenario. Falling off a cliff been the unlikeliest way I would die. I was so scared of heights there was not one thing about it I would consider funny. Growing up, my Uncle knew taking me on a plane anywhere would not happen without some serious Sienna tantrum. So he braced himself for days in advance before we left.

“You’re gonna kill me one of these days.” She laughed quietly against the pillow. “Good way to go, though.” Yeah. Best damn way to die.

“You beat them to a pulp?” “I steal the air from their lungs and send them back home in a body bag. Sometimes with their limbs attached, other times in pieces, days apart. But you have lips that would look magnificent wrapped around my cock. Dead or alive.” I internally cringe at his last sentence, imagining him ramming his cock into my breathless mouth. “I’ve heard of worse ways to die, and being suffocated isn’t one of them. So, if you are going to steal the air from my lungs, can you stop toying with your food and get it over and done with.”

That's exactly where I want him. “Who is there?” He asked. “Death!” I laughed then I stood up and sashayed out of the dark area. “Are you scared?” “Who are you?” He asked with a fierce look on his face. “Didn't I just tell you? I am death.” He pointed his gun at me and pulled the trigger but there was no fire. I had already removed the bullets in it when I entered his room. The best way to kill him is to make his death painful.

My whole body shook with sobs. This was the thirty-ninth time since my death that she had taken that knife and stabbed herself in the thigh.

Lucianne suggested, “We could just cremate them then use the ashes as fertilizer for prison plants or something, darling.” Greg gestured at Lucianne when he told Xandar, “That’s one way, though if it were me, I’d hang their bodies in town for a week for everyone to see. It might attract some insects that can be used for research, you’ll never know.” Christian and Xandar shot Greg a disgusted look, which was when Greg muttered, “You two are boring.”

I find myself looking around to see if we’ve caught anyone’s attention but no one is here. “What is wrong with you and strangling me.” His question throws me off-guard and he notices it. He gives me his full attention. “I don’t really know. I just say it sometimes. Maybe the worst way to die is through chocking and I’d like people that I kill to die that way because I will only kill them if they deserve it.” I peer up at him, expecting to see him looking down at me with shock, distaste, but it is the opposite. I see curiosity and wonder in his eyes.

The experienced interrogating officer, maintaining professional detachment, pressed harshly: "Then what? Did she call?" He spread his hands in an exaggerated gesture, performing a pathetic solo show. "She called! Crying her eyes out, snot and tears all over her, calling everyone! And you know what? Hahaha, the funniest damn thing I've ever heard! Nobody believed her! Either told her she was scamming them or just hung up on her annoying ass! Tsk tsk, even called that big-shot brother of hers. You know what he said? Told her if she wanted to die, she should hurry up and stop bothering people!" "CRASH!"