Killing Me to Save Mother Earth
My roommate, Katie Lloyd, is a hardcore environmentalist. Even in a hundred-degree heatwave, she locks the AC remote in her drawer.
"We're going to sweat in the summer anyway. Just suck it up and consider it your contribution to saving the planet."
That night, there isn't a breath of wind outside, and our dorm feels exactly like an oven.
My head pounds from the stifling heat as sweat pours down my face.
When I try to steal the key, Katie stands on a chair and snips the AC power cord. "Can't you see Mother Nature is running a fever? You're really selfish for making more greenhouse gases."
In my last life, this is the exact night the entire school starts hunting me down with insults. Ever