Eddsworld Christmas Novels & Stories

Sable Christmas Eve settled over the clubhouse louder than any holiday had a right to. Someone had dragged in a cedar that looked like it had been bullied out of the desert and forced into seasonal participation, and now it stood in the corner of the common room sagging beneath mismatched ornaments, colored lights, and enough tinsel to qualify as a fire hazard. Bryce had declared the crooked angel on top “punk rock,” which earned him a threat from Hannah involving a serving spoon and his kneecaps. Charlie laughed so hard she nearly dropped a tray of cookies, and half the men in the room pretended they weren’t enjoying the whole thing as much as they were.

Slowly, from the darkness of the woods, two humans came out walking with nothing in their hands but guns. I don’t know how they use that tool, but I have read in my books that people from Earth mostly use that from killing. I admit I am afraid, and it’s frustrating because I used to be the reason of someone else’s fear. But at the same time, I’m relieved since I think heavens heard again my prayers. I will die! “What a beautiful horse it is.” I shivered upon hearing the lady’s voice and the language she just used. It’s Audravan, the language of Audravarians! Galing ba kami sa iisang mundo?

He paused for a long moment before saying, “I suppose at this point it won’t matter. We are heading for Eden.” “Eden?” I exclaimed softly in complete lack of understanding as to where that was. “Yes, at least that’s what the Nazis called it. Never been there myself, but I’m sure that it’s a regular goose marching paradise.” My mind searched for clues as to what made sense of what I was hearing. Pulling on memory I said, “Do you mean Antarctica, the part of it called New Swabia by the Germans in World War II?” “Well, now, you do know a thing or two, don’t you my dear. No bad American blonde jokes for you, although I do detect a little something else other than American.”

Serendipity nodded, tearing her eyes away from the structure at last and smiling into those familiar green ones. As Corey led her inside, they were instantly greeted by dozens of working elves, each of whom called out, “Merry Christmas!” which Serendipity would have found rather odd considering Christmas was over months ago were she not standing in Santa’s Workshop at the North Pole. Instead, she answered with a jolly, “Merry Christmas!” in return. She noticed, and found it rather odd, that though Corey always acknowledged the speaker, he only chose to say, “Hello,” or “Good evening,” in response, never “Merry Christmas.”

“We should decorate with red and gold, and maybe throw in a bit of green? But red would look wonderful!” I stood there, frozen, unable to fully process what Sarah was saying. The festive chatter around me seemed to fade into a distant hum as realization hit me like a punch to the solar plexus. They were planning a Christmas day engagement party for Arthur and Savannah. My heart sank, and I could feel a tight knot forming in the pit of my stomach. Sarah continued, her voice cheerful and bright, completely oblivious to the turmoil within me. "We thought it would be perfect! And even though we know Sophia and Arthur married on Christmas Eve, which is why he now cannot stand Christmas, we now wa

Maybe…] [I’m just asking, are you in or not?] Thor the Tiger cut him off. There was more silence until Tusker the Elephant eventually nodded. [Alright.] I watched, tense. Christmas was getting closer, and if Thor the Tiger started a riot and broke out, who knew how many people might be killed? Moreover, if the other animals followed and burst from their enclosures, the consequences would be unimaginable. People would die or get injured, and the animals would be put down.

"I would never." "I know. She knows too." Derek pressed a kiss to the top of my head. "She made me promise to make you happy. Said if I don't, she's taking your side." "She said that to me too. Best friend code." "So I'm outnumbered." "Completely." We sat in comfortable silence for a while. The heater hummed. Outside, snow started falling again, visible through the workshop window. "What happens after Christmas?" I asked. "When I go back home?"

I loved Ric with all my heart and I always hoped that one day he would love me too. When we first kissed in the hospital bed, I thought I was delusional. I thought it had all been a dream, after all I was very drugged with so many drugs. But the second time, on the beach, I thought I was going to faint from happiness. I was so accomplished that I had already made all the plans in my head. I really wanted to marry Ric, but I didn't know if he was on the same wavelength as me. That's why I went to talk to Dr. Marcondes. I told him how much I loved his son. We talked for hours and when I told him I had taken a course in reiki and meditation to treat illness, he was very interested. We agreed to

I said, pinching the bridge of my nose as I tried to refocus. “Pretend all you want,” Shelton said with a laugh. “That’s the most festive thing I’ve seen all year. Minutes later, Edie came into the room again. She walked up to me, her warm arms sliding around my neck as she leaned in close. Her lips brushed against my cheek in a playful kiss before she turned her attention to the camera. “Merry Christmas, everyone!” she said, her voice lilting with mischief as she gave a cheerful wave to the stunned group on the call.

I just remembered if my husband is unlimited lust. _____________________ What Santa will do, when he go around the world🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳. Thank you for reading 🤩🤩🤩🤩.