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Despite being single, Molly May had become pregnant without her knowing how six years ago. As a result, she fell into disrepute and got abandoned by her family.Six years later, she returned with her triplets: Alex, Ben, and Claudia. The triplets with high IQ found that Sean Anderson was their biological father. Hence, they went to meet him without telling their mother.However, the CEO refused to recognize his offspring. “I have lived chastely and never had physical contact with a woman.”“DNA doesn’t lie, and that’s a fact,” said Alex, the eldest of the bunch.“People say men will forget what they've done after pulling on pants. It seems to be true,” said Ben, the middle child.“You should be happy and grateful to have three adorable kids and a beautiful wife,” said Claudia, the youngest of the bunch.While Sean played the role of a father and his relationship with the triplets grew rapidly, he was estranged from his wife.So the triplets taught him tips and tricks to pursue women: making bold moves, stealing kisses, proposing, etc.Nevertheless, Molly was distraught by his moves. “Such flirting skills befit an experienced male escort.”When Sean's identity was finally revealed, he retorted, “You are the 'escort.' Your entire family are 'escorts!'”

Ananda Edward, seorang pria muda nan tampan dengan rambut bercat silver mencolok dan memiliki kerutan di keningnya yang membuatnya terlihat tak ramah. Sebagai putra sulung, ia mewarisi harta kekayaan mendiang ibunya. Ia dipenjara karena melakukan keonaran di suatu bar yang membuat ayahnya, Ishan Edward, murka padanya. Nanda akan dibebaskan dengan beberapa syarat, salah satunya adalah bekerja di perusahaan lain sebagai karyawan biasa dengan memakai nama Ananda Iskandar. Suatu hari, Nanda diikutkan dalam proyek launching toko butik Royal Soul, bersama salah satu manager handal bernama Ariel Kujo, seorang gadis muda, cantik, cerdas dan multitalent. Dengan kelebihan dan kelembutannya, ia mampu menyentuh hati Nanda yang tak percaya akan cinta. Namun, cinta itu ternyata bertepuk sebelah tangan karena sang pujaan hati belum benar-benar bisa melepaskan diri dari cinta masa lalunya, seorang pria hedon berhati lembut yang gemar tidur bersama gadis-gadis cantik. Lalu, bagaimana perjuangan Nanda untuk membawa Ariel ke pelukannya?

The Water Girl is about a girl in high school that's the water girl for the high school popular football team. She gets picked on and made fun of all the time, but there is one boy that takes an interest in her. Brody likes River for who she is. He thinks she's funny, and beautiful. But the guy that's been tormenting her for years realizes he's in love with her after he broke his leg and River had to help him. who does she pick.

Life can be cruel, life can be hard, and one has to keep fighting not to let down their guard cause most battles went through make a person who they are, being proud of your scars is the best. Struggle, Pain and Failure led Ashley, a girl desperate in need of a job to save her dying mother to end up falling into a trap. She got marked as a demon mate and had no way out but the situation takes a funny turn when she realized she is more than a mate!

Claire Darlington’s life was shattered when her husband betrayed her, taking everything—her marriage, her company, and her dignity. Determined to rebuild, she reinvented herself, creating Erebos Pharmaceutical and raising her young son, Liam, in secret. Four years later, Claire’s life is stable but complicated. A devoted suitor, Edward, courts her warmly, while a mysterious, cold billionaire, Christopher Anderson, enters her life unexpectedly. The past, however, is not done with her. During her years of reinvention, Claire discovers a shocking secret: the last time she underwent fertility treatment, the hospital accidentally used Christopher’s sperm during an implantation procedure, making him the father of Liam. As Claire navigates her thriving business, single motherhood, and romantic tension, Jason and Sasha discover her identity and plot revenge, ultimately kidnapping Liam. Forced to confront her fears, Claire must orchestrate a daring plan to save her son, reclaim her life, and exact poetic justice on those who wronged her. Caught between Edward’s warmth and Christopher’s icy, magnetic presence, Claire faces not only danger and betrayal but also the undeniable pull of the father of her child.

Once bitten, twice shy. This saying motivated me to abstain from things that have hurt me in the past and one of it, is women. I'm Adam, a famous billionaire. I owned multinational companies and funny enough, I have only male employees. I don't let women get close to me. I avoid them like they were a plague but then, it came to a matter of life and death and - she's the only one that can save my son's life....

Ang Play me, I’m Yours ay isang erotic-romance book. Naglalaman ito ng mga sensitibong sitwasyon , paksa at iba’t ibang pamamaraan ng pakikipagtalik. Napilitang mamasukan si Claire bilang kasambahay habang nag-aaral dahil sa isang lihim na matagal niyang itinago ito sa lahat ito ay para maprotektahan pa rin ang reputasyon ng kaniyang kapatid. Sa tulong ng mga kaibigan sa Probinsya ay mabilis siyang nakapasok sa bahay ng isang young billionaire. Jackpot kung Sabihin ng iba ang kaniyang pagkakapasok dahil mataas umanong magpashod ang kaniyang amo. Anong mangyayari kung malalaman ni Claire na si Edward na kaniyang kababata nuon sa probinsya ang magiging amo niya. Matatanggihan ba ni Claire Ang panunukso ni Edward gayung sobrang hibang siya dito noon pa man?! Magawa pa kaya niyang mabawi ang kaniyang Ate Christy sa kamay ng kaniyang mapang abusong amain?! Alamin ang mga kaabang abang na kabanata sa Play Me, I’m Yours.

They had brought Olive into the Levine family under the shadow of illegitimacy, living a life concealed from the world. However, one day, her stepmother concocted a plan for a marriage replacement, coercing her into wedlock with Edward Johnson. She demanded that Olive take on the role of her stepsister. Olive found herself bound to a man notorious as ‘The Devil,’ an unsightly and disfigured villain. Little did she know, he harbored a well-kept secret. His mother had perished in a blaze, ignited by his stepbrother, transforming him into a vengeful figure. To pursue his vendetta, he sought to marry Olive’s stepsister, believing her to be entangled with his stepbrother. And he was deceived by them again... What would transpire when Edward uncovered the ruse? Would he spare her life? Could Olive soften the heart of this ruthless beast? __ The room was dark when he emerged behind me. His fingers skimmed against my bare shoulder, making me flinch, and his warm breath caressed my ear while his hand slipped down my navel. "Your body is mine, if not your heart." His hoarse voice made me close my eyes shut.

Inosente at bata pa ang puso ni Solana nang mahulog siya kay Edward. Dahil dito ay pumayag siya na maikasal habang si Edward naman ay pumayag para sa kompanyang mamanahin. Ngunit sa limang taong pagsasama, ni minsan ay hindi naramdaman ni Solana ang pagmamahal ng kanyang asawa. Mararanasan pa kaya ni Solana ang tunay na pag-ibig?

Alexia is a beautiful lady, she marries the love of her life when she is only twenty years old. Her hopefull thoughts of happily ever after turns to doom and when she sees a little bit of hope, she is framed by husband's mistress. "It is either you confess or I divorce you." Edward says calmly, with no emotion. "Let's get divorced then, I am tired of all this." Alexia responds feeling agitated.