English Funny Stories Novels & Stories

Likewise the Ice Fairy Queen whose attention was completely on Ron. Prince Ludiciel kept winking, a subtle sign to Elliot to tell him it was a trap but Elliot was focused on Ron. Prince Ron’s eyes flew open as he coughed slightly. “S-Story? I…uh, well…” He paused, pretending as if he couldn't really remember the story but then one came to his mind and he grinned. “Aha! I told her the romantic story of the time a simple brave Prince saved a young handsome man from a group of bandits. I call the story ‘Love at First Sight’. Wanna hear it?”

"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining. Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile. “Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked. “What?” Szan asked. “Ouch.” Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough. One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.

“Emma, come here.” “But, I need to….” She tried to pull away from me. I knew she wanted to set her books down, and I knew she hated that I was touching her, but I needed my friends fixed, both of them, and there was only one person who could do that. He was telling a story as we approached, and I didn’t want to interrupt, but I also couldn’t wait too long either. “And then, wouldn’t you know it, but that bear totally left my lunchbox alone and ate every last crumb of my brother’s sandwich!” The kids standing around Mr. Horton’s desk laughed as if that was the funniest thing they’d ever heard in their lives. “And that’s why you don’t always have to be fast—you just have to be faster than the

Why does she feel like a stranger when she stares at the busy street of Athens, she wants to be like one of them and without learning their language, she will never be one of them. Lucky her, Hussain did try to teach her but damn, the language was not as easy as she thought it will be. She could only get the basic things like please and thank you. "What are you thinking about my love?" Hussain asked kissing the crock of her neck. That was her weak point and he knew it but he decided to be using it against her.

It has been a while since I had a reason to smile and as stupid as this is, it is making me happy. “Let me pourest thou a drink-eth.” I joke back. “And I shall drinketh thine coke-ith with much glee.” Cash laughs at the two of us. “Maddy, you really need to brush up on your old English.” “Hey. Thou shant hate-ith on me just becauseth thou be-ith jealous.” Maddy tells Cash. Cash just shakes his head, his eyes filled with laughter.

After laughing for a while, she addressed the issue one last time. “Listen, I don’t know who you guys think you are to boldly come to my house to say this rubbish but let me put you straight once and for all; don’t ever come here again if you don’t want to see the mad side of me. So your wife is barren and you want to come and steal my child which you never knew existed before now. I laugh in spanish because you guys look like clowns. Before I count from one to five, I want the two of you to disappear from my sight. Get Out Now!” she screamed and banged the door behind her.

Author's Note This book is a short compilation of erotic stories. Please note that not all entries are heavily erotic—some lean more toward emotional moments, dramatic tension, or character interaction. Also, 99% of these stories don’t follow a traditional plot, so don’t be confused if there's no clear beginning, middle, or end. They’re written more for mood, moments, and expression than full narratives. Enjoy the ride,no overthinking needed. 😉 ********************************************* Kael didn’t wait.

Max smiles, “You build blanket forts, you tell jokes, you know how to ballroom dance.” “I don’t tell jokes,” I explain. “Chad said you do. Lucy told him some of the jokes. It made them laugh,” Max replies. Curious, he asks, “Could I hear one?” I shake my head, “It was corny jokes to cheer her up is all. It was, “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” Things most kids hear on a playground.” Max looks disappointed. Taking a deep breath, I say, “A cheeseburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.”

he answered me. "Wait, what happened?" Stella asked curiously. "You don't have to know that," answered Andrew immediately. "And why don't I need to know?" Stella asked sarcastically. "Because you're talkative. Your mouth has no brakes," Andrew answered directly. "How dare you!" Stella said, annoyed. I just covered my mouth to stop laughing because I'm so used to this kind of situation when I'm with them. When we got to the house, I just told Stella that we took Francine to her house, and just like Andrew said, Stella's mouth had no brakes. She was even angrier than me, so I just let her.

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!