Eraserhead X Ms Joke Novels & Stories

Thaddeus scolded the idiot, who took his leg strap and strapped his legs together before trying to waddle toward the water. “No! I'm a mermaid!... Hey, I have a good one for you. How do you recognize a nerdy mermaid?... She wears an algaebra!” Xander fell into a fit of laughter after delivering the punch line to his joke. Thaddeus tried not to laugh but failed, and he chuckled, earning a bright smile from Xander. “You're an idiot!” “Why thank y-” Xander began to say, but his words were cut off when he face-planted into the dirt. Thaddeus laughed harder and shook his head.

“I said we would like you to be their math tutor.” I immediately burst into laughter and glanced at all of them’s faces. “I mean, I heard you the first time,” I said in between laughs. “I just…” I trailed off and kept laughing, waiting for them to join me, but when none of them didn’t, my laughter died out. “Are you joking or you’re joking?” “We -” Mr Mason paused and slightly tilted his head to the side, giving me a blank stare. “You only rephrased that.”

I can't– I just can't with this friend of mine. "Your jokes are all lame. Even an infant won't find it funny." I said and they all laughed at what I have said. Well, it is the truth. "Who would laugh at a joke saying 'are you a clown? 'Cause you're just a clown'?" I asked. " It looks like someone is stunned because of the smile for his love of his life." Mr. Kirke was teasing Mr. Disero. I was curious to know who it was but ended up not to ask since it was none of my business.

He's spinning a macabre tale of how we might likely drown and die if his magic failed. I'm used to seeing him joke irresponsibly but not them. I laugh when I see that Ivar, as fearsome as he looks, has turned white with fear. "Guys, c'mon! Don't tell me you believe that. He's joking. Ivar, lighten up. He's joking, really." Eric chuckles then, obviously enjoying the result of his bad joke. "Yes, guys I'm joking! What? You must think I want to die to believe I would make such a costly mistake. I won't be able to ever return home because your mates would kill me."

How can I enter his mouth with a fly or a mosquito in my mouth? "Huh? I didn't hear anyone yelling... maybe you heard it wrong or maybe... HAHAHA!" he laughed at the end. What's so funny? Am I joking? I was not even informed that I was joking. That's not a joke, that's a stupid question! "Maybe... What? What??" "Maybe you're not cleaning your ears pfft!" "Ha Ha Ha! What do you think of me, you're really like that ewww!! Pfft you want me to lick my ear!" I said laughing at the end.

he yelled and I almost burst out laughing. I just shook my head. Teasing him did really ease my stress. Maybe eating lunch can wait…

He says as if he has control over that, but somehow I believe him. Somewhere between our second and third drink our flight had another delay. At this point, we won’t be getting back until Monday and I should be stressed about that, but I’m too busy laughing as Eric tells a story of one client who placed an order with us thinking we were a meat company so as a prank Eric sent him a truckload of hats all in the shape of different steak cuts. We’re definitely the loudest people at the bar right now, but no one seems to mind or maybe I’m too drunk to care.

I joked lightly, and Serin rolled his eyes at my poor excuse of one. "Funny," he said humorlessly. I only cackled even harder. "No, seriously. You should step out of the corporate world and become a comedian with jokes like that." "Aw, come on, Serin." I followed him out of the house and into the backyard, where he walked out for some fresh air. "It was kind of funny, admit it!" "You need to admit yourself into a mental hospital with jokes like that." ###

I’m not wishing for this thing to be some sort of a breeze just passing by very quickly. I fixed my hair combing it with my fingers and then straightened out my clothes for possible unkempt lines. I looked around and noticed everybody are busy talking and fixing their stuff and so I prepared myself mentally for anything that might come up later before eventually strutting my way out to approach Jayler. The next band performing right after us were having their own ice-breaker moment since it’s already late and the crowd were laughing at this poop and asshole joke which was funny when you hear it the first time but I’m kind of tired of hearing the joke for the million time.

She frowned and then took another drink of her beer. “I bet that you spent your days making voodoo dolls of the Lycan Kings and Queens and stick pins in them!” This came from Eric who also worked in the kitchen. He had a darkness to him and had a rather interesting taste in dark humour. He was funny most of the time but somehow managed to take some of his jokes a little too far.