Eraserhead X Ms Joke Novels & Stories

Easter frowned trying to think but then shook her head negatively. "An impasta!" With that, they both started laughing making Sarah stare at the man dumbfounded. She heard this joke trillion times and she was sure this man must have used it many times as well but he was still laughing like a hyena. Darren looked up finding the woman he wanted to meet standing there with ridiculed expression openly telling him how lame his joke was. Sarah turned away from him grabbing the bags but watching her struggling with them he chuckled lowly standing up and making Easter look at him.

“There… there… Nestie… I didn’t mean to upset you. That would be quite a sight though, me flying through the air.” The two friends laughed at each other for a few minutes as they imagined the comic scene that could be from a slapstick comedy. Suddenly, they heard eerie music that made the hair at the back of their necks stand. This made them stop laughing and they turned their heads trying to find out where the music was coming from.

I looked at him and laughed even more. The man chuckled shaking his head, am sure he is also thinking about the same thing. “What is so funny? Share the joke please.” He said and I just couldn’t stop laughing, he is the biggest joke ever. “Oh, Mason, how I wish we can turn back time, but we can’t and here we are,” I say with a smile on my face. “I don’t understand.” He says looking confused. “Don’t worry about it, you will find out tomorrow, now I can’t wait!” I say smiling.

Her head was thrown back as she laughed revealing the smooth column of her throat that I have had my tongue and fangs on severally. Her back was pressed against Eric by her actions and he kept on talking which increased her laughter. I wanted to cut his tongue out and what the fuck did she find funny anyway? He is suddenly a jester now? I have known him for years and he had never once made me laugh but now he was suddenly a clown for a blonde who called me daddy and let me do things to her but also had the audacity to laugh at another man's jokes, how dare her?!

Mr Jubsincleared his throat to ease the awkward tension that was slowly rising between them. "I've been here with you long enough, and I don't want to be a problem to you. It's time for you to be free, to live your own life. It's time for mama bird to kick her little bird off the branch." The unfunny joke he made at the end was an attempt to lighten the mood, but it didn't work. Kylas's face contorted into a frown. "No. You're not a problem to me, I don't see it honestly!" He whined seriously, if that's a thing.

I wiped my face with the sleeve of my hoodie and plastered on my face the brightest smile I could manage before picking. It was a facetime call. “Hey,” I managed, forcing brightness into my voice. “What’s up?” Mae’s face appeared. Poker-faced and eyes narrowed. She didn’t dabble with hi’s or hello’s. Just straight to the point. “Some random number just sent me a video of you giving head to someone,” she said flatly. Ice the size of a dozen hundred needles flooded my veins. “What? That’s insane. Can I see it?” She shared her screen without a word and there I was again, kneeling and eager, lost in what I was doing.

He cursed, as he realized the answer that came out of him. “What the fuck? Ninja? Really?” Mason mocked him, handing him the shot. I giggled so hard, rounding an arm over my belly to contain my laughter. Jake's face flushed, and he threw the shot in his mouth, shaking his head from the effect. “Y'all.. y'all stop laughing, I wasn't ready,” Jake said, rubbing the back of his neck. “Now you see what it feels like when you just decide to drop a random letter on someone, look at you, Ninja Jake,” I giggled even more and this time, Taylor joined in.

“Yeah, but – you all like the snow, don’t you?” He laughed. Actually laughed, that like was the funniest joke he’d heard in his entire twenty-two years of life. “No,” he wheezed, shaking his head. “Who in all of damned Erandos would want to live in the ass end of nowhere?” I shrugged. “You, apparently.”

Leesa had to give the guy credit. He didn’t seem to let the catcalls and groans bother him. He either had the thickest skin in the world, or he thought the derision was in some twisted way an approval of his act. His jokes were new, but were equally as dumb as the last time. She wondered if he wrote the stuff himself or got it from some website—stupidjokes.com, maybe.

I said then we both laughed. "All right, I figured out what's wrong with you and why you kept having dizzy spells today. And the next time anyone hits you in the stomach, I am personally going to murder them! The damn asshole's lucky I don't go out there and ring his neck!" I threw my head back laughing, trying to picture doctor Anna choking Anders. She's hardly much taller than me and she's not a warrior. It would be quite comical to see her choking the big bear. "All right, spit it out! The suspense is killing me!... Ha!" I said, liking my joke but she just shook her head.