Eraserhead X Ms Joke Novels & Stories

"But I've got a few more. Are you ready for another one?" I nod, and he continues. "Okay, here's one."What do you call a sheep that's been sheared twice?" Iskander asks. I think for a moment, and then I say, "A sheared sheep?" He nods his head. "You're getting very good at this," he says. "One more joke, and then I'll let you go. Okay?" I nod, and I lean forward, eager to hear the last joke. "Okay, here's the last one. What do you call a sheep with no head?" I try to think of an answer, but I'm stumped. "Come on, you can do it," Isksnfer tells me as he looks into my eyes searching for the answer. I smile and shake my head signifying a no answer. "The answer is, no-brainer," Iskander says. I

He cursed, as he realized the answer that came out of him. “What the fuck? Ninja? Really?” Mason mocked him, handing him the shot. I giggled so hard, rounding an arm over my belly to contain my laughter. Jake's face flushed, and he threw the shot in his mouth, shaking his head from the effect. “Y'all.. y'all stop laughing, I wasn't ready,” Jake said, rubbing the back of his neck. “Now you see what it feels like when you just decide to drop a random letter on someone, look at you, Ninja Jake,” I giggled even more and this time, Taylor joined in.

“Yeah, but – you all like the snow, don’t you?” He laughed. Actually laughed, that like was the funniest joke he’d heard in his entire twenty-two years of life. “No,” he wheezed, shaking his head. “Who in all of damned Erandos would want to live in the ass end of nowhere?” I shrugged. “You, apparently.”

Leesa had to give the guy credit. He didn’t seem to let the catcalls and groans bother him. He either had the thickest skin in the world, or he thought the derision was in some twisted way an approval of his act. His jokes were new, but were equally as dumb as the last time. She wondered if he wrote the stuff himself or got it from some website—stupidjokes.com, maybe.

I said then we both laughed. "All right, I figured out what's wrong with you and why you kept having dizzy spells today. And the next time anyone hits you in the stomach, I am personally going to murder them! The damn asshole's lucky I don't go out there and ring his neck!" I threw my head back laughing, trying to picture doctor Anna choking Anders. She's hardly much taller than me and she's not a warrior. It would be quite comical to see her choking the big bear. "All right, spit it out! The suspense is killing me!... Ha!" I said, liking my joke but she just shook her head.

"Get your fucking gun out of my face, before I use yours to redecorate Javier's pub!" The silence that followed seemed to crush the surrounding air. Sweat trickled down my face, stinging my closed eyes. My fingernails dug into the flesh of my arm. Surely someone will die while I hide behind these urine-stained beers. Suddenly, Eric burst out laughing. I bit my lip hard to stop myself from screaming. The Little One quickly joined the joke, and I worried that he would sell me out.

"I'm sorry I'm late, CeCe." The moment those words—sounding especially respectful and familiar—left Terrence's lips, the whole private room fell silent. Everyone's eyes widened, as if they couldn't believe what they'd just heard. After a brief silence, Vanessa suddenly burst into loud, shrill laughter. "CeCe? Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!" She pointed at me, her face full of disdain and contempt. "I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!"

“Jesse, my man, which is why I’m encouraging you to talk some more! It doesn’t have to be about anything life changing. If you were me I’d say crack a joke but I don’t know if you even know any jokes.” “I know jokes.” His face lit up. “Oh yes? Tell me one then.” “Can you guess what the therapist said when I told my therapist I’m scared of dying alone? “Uh, no what?” “He said, “Most people don’t die with the company,” I said, chuckling. “Get it?” Rain looked at Matt. “Matt, am I supposed to laugh at that?” “Ideally someone is supposed to laugh when they tell a joke,” Matt said with a sigh. “Jesse, what have I told you about your morbid jokes?”

“Hey there, I’m Marcel. Do you always look this uncomfortable at parties, or is it just tonight?” I couldn’t help but laugh. “I’m Sarah. And yeah, I guess clubs aren’t really my thing.” “Well, Sarah, you look like you could use a good time. How about a joke to lighten the mood?” I raised an eyebrow. “Alright, hit me.” Marcel leaned in a bit. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms?” I shrugged, smiling. “Why?” “Because they make up everything.” I laughed, genuinely amused. “That’s actually pretty good.”

They’re going to have a heyday with this. Of course, Lancer leads the charge. He can never resist the opportunity for a good joke, ribbing, or practical jesting. Are they all the same thing? Perhaps more like skewering someone on the sharpened end of the pike of his wit. That might be closer to the truth. “Wooooeeee. Going au naturel, I see.” “What’s wrong with a little hair on the biscuit?” Atlas might appear to be on my side, but he’s got his hand pressed to his mouth to stifle a laugh.