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Aniah Carlotta Quapenco went home with the hope that she will have a peaceful and relaxing vacation but it turns out that she will have a task. After finding out that her sister is pregnant after a one-night stand with someone from Heighberg University, she did not hesitate to start The OPERATION MAHANAP ANG NAKABUNTIS KAY INAH with the goal of finding the man who impregnated her sister. But what will happen if during her operation she will be distracted by someone and will also end with Just a One Night Stand?

Cayden Holstin is the third son of Alpha Liam and Luna Angel. In a family of seven, he’s the only one who hasn’t found his mate besides his underage sister. His oldest brother became the pack’s Alpha, his second oldest brother is their company’s CEO, and Cayd is currently in school to become the CFO. The human university was not exciting and fun like he was hoping, finding it difficult to hide who he is and bored with the females who only wanted casual relationships. Cayden is past ready to find his mate and settle down. Madelyn Cole is a human who was abruptly introduced to the werewolf world when she started dating a man she thought was human. It didn’t take long for him to bring her to his ‘pack’ and then refuse to let her leave. His aggressive, violent ways terrify her, and she tried to leave, but he refused to let her go. One night, in the middle of big party, Madelyn finds her opening and escapes, running as fast as she can When Cayd and the other Guardians realize that humans are being taken into werewolf packs as slaves and omegas against their will, they will have to make a stand, to fight as they always do for those who cannot fight for themselves. Cayd doesn’t care that his mate is a human. He trusts the Moon Goddess to give him the mate that is meant to be his. But Madelyn doesn’t want to live around the violent werewolves. She just wants to be left alone. Can Cayd convince her that he’s not like other wolves while keeping her safe from the one who is hunting her?

Emma Baker is a 22 year old hopeless romantic and an aspiring author. She has lived all her life believing that love could solve all problems and life didn't have to be so hard. Eric Winston is a young billionaire, whose father owns the biggest shoe brand in the city. He doesn't believe in love, he thinks love is just a made up thing and how it only causes more damage. What happens when this two people cross paths and their lives become intertwined between romance, drama, mystery, heartbreak and sadness. Will love win at the end of the day?

"Some GoodNovel writers and readers are wondering what it would be like for two writers on the platform to fall in love. This is actually funny, some agreed it was possible, others believed it wasn't possible. But what if it actually happens between the both of us." ****** Olivia is a nerd who gets bullied at school by the captain of the football team, his squads and her classmates. Writing has always been her passion, things changed for her when she got an offer for her books by a writing platform. What happens when she suddenly catches the attention of the most popular writer on the platform's group chat on Face-book? What happens when she is being asked to tutor her bully?

On the morning of her wedding day, Olivia woke up in strangers bed with no recollection of what happened or how she ended up there. All she remembers was arriving at her beautiful bridal shower, everything else from there was an absolute blur. She can't marry Eric without telling him the truth. After all he would notice since she was no longer a virgin. But would he be willing to put it behind them and marry her anyway? What if he doesn't want to marry her anymore after he finds out she cheated on him? What would her father say?

Nicole Allen had the most normal life. She procrastinate, she struggles with her daily life and, to mention, always had been the target of her notorious boss, Eric Marsh, to yell at. But every normalcy in her life turned upside down when the world of magic granted her one wish. Nicole is stuck with her pessimistic reality, that was why when she was introduced with fantasy, she made fun of it. And that's where her real struggles come. Will she ever survive, when the real twist of her bland life is more than one turn of a table?

Menyelamatkan seorang Kakek dari tangan penjahat membawa Marissa dalam pilihan sulit. Kakek Arnold ingin menjadikan Marissa bagian dari keluarganya. Calon istri bagi cucu tertuanya, Edrick. Apalagi saat Kakek Arnold tahu Marissa dikhianati oleh pacarnya. Disisi lain, ada Eric. Cucu kedua Kakek Arnold. Yang awalnya tak menyukai Marissa. Namun lambat laun, pertemuan demi pertemuan yang terjadi mengubah perasaan Eric. Eric bersedia bersaing dengan kakaknya demi mendapatkan Marissa. Lalu, siapa yang akan Marissa pilih?

Constant head splitting headaches, random joint pains,. dizziness and lightheadedness. it was symptoms I know just too well. The blue rose illness. The vile disease that robbed me of my mother. And now I think it's coming for my life too. My name is Ivy and I have the blue rose illness. Funny right? I can't believe I have less than thirty days to live. ************ Prince Emiliano "You are sick? Since when?" "I am sorry." "Keep that for later—I will never give you the permission to leave me. You can never leave me. Do you understand Ivy? Don't you dare."

Eliara has always lived at the bottom of the Black Crest Pack. After her stepfather’s death, pack law forced her under the same roof as her two alpha stepbrothers. The future rulers of the Black Crest Pack and billionaire CEOs of the most powerful tech corporation in the region. They strip her of status, turn her into a servant, and remind her daily that she is nothing more than an omega with no protection. When her mother’s mate's bond weakens and illness strikes, Eliara loses the last protection she had. Whatever little status she once held vanishes overnight. What no one knows is that Eliara carries a forbidden secret. A rare healing power her mother warned would get her killed if discovered. The alphas are hiding secrets too. Cursed by the Moon Goddess, they weaken and collapse every full moon, their wolves silent and their throne at risk. When a violent confrontation leaves the alphas dying before their pack, Eliara makes a choice that changes everything. She heals them. The bond snaps. And Eliara learns the truth too late. Her cruel stepbrothers are her destined mates. Before she can escape the consequences of that bond, Alpha Eric Lewis enters the picture. Alpha Eric Lewis, the Alpha General, billionaire, and their greatest enemy steps in with an offer they can’t refuse. To save their throne and erase their debts, the twins are forced to give up the one thing they never wanted but can no longer live without. Eliara is offered as a bride. Rejected by her mates. Married to their enemy. Bound to a man who wants her power and her heart. Now the alphas must chase the omega they broke. Because losing Eliara won’t just destroy them. It will bring their pack to its knees

In my past life, my boyfriend Jared Xanderson's childhood sweetheart, Cindy Smith, pretends to be a rich heiress and fools around recklessly. When I expose her lies, she snaps and rams her car straight into me. As I lie on the brink of death, Jared's older brother, Mark Xanderson, gets down on his knees and begs him to save me. But Jared doesn't even flinch. "That's impossible. Cindy's of noble status—why would she dirty her hands over a nobody like her? Just because she's dating me doesn't mean she can climb above her station. She needs to remember her place." Mark kneels and pleads for three days and three nights, but it's useless. In the end, he's beaten to death by thugs Cindy sends after him. Even as my heart stops beating, Jared is still defending Cindy. He covers up the evidence and refuses to believe she killed someone, even as she destroys his own brother. Now, reborn, I don't waste time begging Jared to visit me. This time, I call my brother, Eric Spencer, first. "Eric, there's a woman out there impersonating me and running wild. Handle it. Also, about the Xanderson family engagement—I'm switching grooms from Jared to his brother, Mark." Over the years, I've poured massive resources into the Xanderson family, but it seems I've only raised a pack of ungrateful snakes. Now I want to see how long Jared and his precious Cindy can stay on their high horse without me!