Eric Cartman Funny

Hindi inaasahan ni Zaylee na ooffer-an siya ng kaniyang pinaka-kinaaayawang tao sa buong buhay na si Apollo na maging isang girlfriend niya sa loob ng isang buwan. tatanggapin Niya kaya ito??

1000 years after the great war, the human world was peaceful and the demons and all supernatural beings were sealed in a separate realm called HELL. After the thousand years had lapsed, the seal had loosened a bit. The great demon wants to use the opportunity to conquer earth once again. The Princess of darkness escaped from hell and strong demons from all over the realm of hell were tasked to visit earth and bring her back to hell. the one who brings her back will marry the Princess. I was also tasked with another matter (spy on Earth and send daily reports back to hell) I met a beautiful human girl and I forgot my primary assignment. My heart was already conquered before the war. I'll do anything to keep my woman from harm's way and to stop the war before it happens.

This book contains a few people's points of view. (POV) Which makes the book a little... let's say more dimensional. The main story is about Lilith Taylor being in the wrong place at the wrong time, although it was planned out. She witnesses some gruesome scenes done by Arthur Mikhailov but soon realizes that the one bringing this upon her is the only one who can take it away. The book is filled with mysterious characters and events to keep the reader guessing throughout. Never a too dull moment. Give it a try guys. You never know who will betray you next...

# Cj, the campus magnet, and crush of all time, was peacefully enjoying his life, but everything got changed as he encountered his back-to-back heartbreak. But then Abby, a cheerful, introvert and a clingy girl, came, who will add a bit of sweetness to his alcohol-like bitter life. : 7/18/21 : _ /_ /_

Is This Heaven's Blessing or a Divine Punishment? A chance to turn back time and meet him again! "She" had already endured heartbreak over this man once, and that was more than enough. But to lose her life in a tragic, unexpected accident only to face another heartbreak? This was Heaven's mercy, allowing her soul to travel back in time to meet Mr. Peng, The Single Daddy, and his little son once more but as their nanny (and housemaid). Being a nanny? She could manage that. But being his heart's caretaker? Absolutely not! Especially when he casually says, "Can you be Ayus Mama?" How could she respond, especially when another woman stepped in, pleading, "Please, I beg you, give my husband back to me!" Was this a second chance... or Heaven's cruel punishment?!

Après le décès de sa soeur aînée, Cheryl Caldwell, la fille du sénateur le plus influent des États-Unis, devient une jeune fille capricieuse et vindicative. Soucieux de son sort à l'approche des élections présidentielles, Lionel Caldwell engage Christian Lawson, un garde-du-corps pour la protéger. Dès le premier contact, Cheryl et Christian se détestent. En dépit de leurs rapports conflictuels, ils vont devoir se supporter. Au risque de dangereusement se rapprocher. Mais et si ce qui semblait être, n'était en réalité pas ce qui paraissait vraisemblablement ?

"There's no fucking way in hell that I'm in love with my bestfriend." mahina kong sambit habang nakatingin sa sarili kong repleksyon sa salamin. A story of two young adults who embark on their journey towards finding love and happiness after their unkind experiences. Two people who happen to be best friends since birth, are yearning for romance. Not until they did an odd experiment and ended up having unexpected agreement. Only hook up, no strings attached. Best friends to Fuck buddies. But what will happen if one of them catches feelings? What if one day, something happens that they both didn’t expect? A story of love, pain, betrayal as they conquer love and romance. ------ Yours Truly, GELIN

He is loathsome, arrogant and handsome doctor with uncouth mouth. She is a simple sales girl. Being straightforward and brave, she shamelessly pursued him, sending him gifts, meals, flowers and tried to get close to him. She was humiliated when his staff gossiped about her and she retreated. Then he rejected her and told her they could only be friends. She tried her best to avoid him but no matter how much she tried they frequently cross paths. Suddenly one day he told her. "Be my girlfriend!" What a mess!

What happens when people suddenly starts to die? A new case has just began. Nessa is your average detective in New York city, and her Number 1 goal is to bring all criminals to book. He is just recently transferred and he is made her new assistant . He is Ezekiel . The question is who is the killer?

Hindi matanggap ni Syler ang harap-harapang pagtataksil na ginawa sa kanya ng lalaki na una niyang minahal. Of course, she wanted to get even with her ex-boyfriend. Hindi siya makapapayag na hindi ito magantihan matapos siya nitong huthutan ng malaking salapi. Isa sa naisip niyang paraan para makaganti ay siraan ito sa mga nobelang sinusulat niya. Magpakalunod sa alak ang naging solusyon niya sa unang kabiguan sa pag-ibig, ngunit nang mahimasmasan ay doon lang niya napagtanto na nasa ibang kuwarto na siya. It was Rusty Vergara's unit for holy heaven sake! Hindi niya akalain na sa katauhan nito ay madali niyang maipapamukha sa kanyang ex-boyfriend na sa isang kisapmata lang ay kayang-kaya niya itong ipagpalit. Pero sabi nga nila magaling maglaro ang tadhana. Kaya kung makikipaglaro ka rito, siguraduhin mong matalino ka para hindi ka uuwing luhaan sa huli. "We won't fall in love to each other." Ito pa ang natatandaan niyang sinambit niya nang buong tapang. Ano'ng nangyari? Kinain niya lahat nang sinabi niya, dahil isang araw nagising na lang si Syler na gusto na niya ang binata. It was not a part of their deal. Wala man iyon sa plano niya ay handa na siyang sumubok magmahal muli. 'Yon nga lang ay hindi siya naging handa sa panibagong kamalasan na darating. Yes, she's a romance writer. Umiikot sa usaping pag-ibig ang mga sinusulat niya. Pero dahil sa kabiguan din sa pag-ibig ay ayaw na niyang maniwala na nag-eexist pa ang happy ending, kung hindi rin naman siya ang magiging heroine ni Rusty sa totoong buhay.