Explosions Funny Novels & Stories

Only five minutes and the room not far from the company was going to be blown to pieces. Tomas smiled as soon as he was given the authority to blow up the place, from no more than twenty meters away he could already see all the people celebrating with Erika with the help of his binoculars. They all looked very happy. “I'm very sorry, miss, but orders are orders.” And without further ado, he lowered the binoculars and from his pants pocket he took out the control, activating the explosives. The explosives had only two minutes marked on them. And in the living room a young woman smiling with all the men to whom he had promised changes. In the company Valeria laughing at what was about to happe

safe, content, happy. A wave of laughter erupted as Brian launched into another one of his jokes, his infectious humour washing away any lingering stress. For a blissful while, the world outside ceased to exist, replaced by the joy of my shared silliness. A forgotten warmth spread through me, the simple pleasure of laughing with Brian a rediscovered treasure, thanks to the movie.

BOOOOOMMM… BOOOOOMMM… The continuous barrage of arrows caused the explosive humans to detonate simultaneously. But strangely, their explosions weren’t as massive as expected, as if something were holding them back. Everyone in the alliance was immediately startled to see that none of the explosive humans detonated as violently as they’d imagined. Xie Xue, who was watching everything from the ship, nodded; it seemed that what Ling Qingzhu had said about the explosive humans was indeed true. They would indeed explode upon contact or when struck by an opponent, and the explosions they caused would even grow stronger. However, there was one way to prevent all the explosive humans from exploding

But then, something came over him, and the laughter bubbled right on out. It was an extraordinary thing actually… that he could find anything funny right now, with so much going on. The fact that it was his vehicle getting annihilated, well that was just plain insane. But he had pictured her laughing and snorting, running around and trying to be quiet while abusing his hummer… and that was just about the funniest shit he’d ever imagined.

They are trying to check even the smallest details of their experiment. "THREE...TWO...AND---ONE!" as the professor finished counting, they suddenly heard a loud explosion! The explosion was so big and loud that some of the students wasn't able to hear anything after that for a few seconds. "I-Is everyone alright?" called their professor, minutes after the explosion. ======================= At the library... "What was that?" asked the startled Tyler, as he quickly walked towards the window pane to see what was going on outside.The students outside are in a frenzy, running to different directions...

They expected danger from the front. Not from inside their own camp. Arnold moved first. Fast. Silent. A nearby warrior died before he could even react. No scream. No warning. Just a body collapsing softly into the dirt. Then the first signal came. Flames exploded upward from one of the tents. At first, almost nobody reacted. They laughed. Shouted. Assumed it was an accident. Because confidence had already made them stupid. Then the explosion hit. Loud enough to shake the ground beneath them.

Simultaneously, they decided that words were overrated. PBBBBBT! They both blew massive, wet raspberries, cheeks puffed out like chipmunks. The force of the expulsion sent a spray of soggy biscuit crumbs flying across the room like shrapnel, glittering in the kitchen light before raining down on the floor. They froze for a second, wide-eyed, looking at the mess they had created. Then, as if on cue, they exploded into hysterical giggles, throwing their heads back. To them, it was the funniest thing that had ever happened in the history of the world—an act of pure, anarchic comedy.

Ninety percent of the jokes are about the air boys. "You didn't answer the question." Crispin stares for a moment, longer than is polite, as if he's sizing me up. "My friend, Elliot, bought a case of dynamite and we plan to have a bunch of fun with it this weekend." Shocked by the answer, I can't control my expression and my mouth drops open. "Are you serious?" Crispin rolls his eyes and sits back in his chair. "No, but you seem to have harsh feelings about the military and stereotypes."

Noah and Levi were waving their hand in front of my eyes while talking to me. “Sorry… I…I was eh… thinking in myself. sorry.” I look up and I can feel my cheeks getting red. “That’s okay, don’t worry about it. We were asking if you want anything else to eat?” “No thank you, I’m full. It was delicious. But if I eat more then I will exploded.” Levi and Noah start laughing. This laugh of both of them was different then I heard all my life. Not that they were laughing about me, more that they were laughing about my joke. It felt really good to hear this laugh.

It created a huge explosion that burns everything it touches and ruins anything it landed. “Please, please, please.” The cries and begs of the survivors as they try to make their way out of hell. Hell on the land where their family and the same kind starts, yet wanted to end, but in their special and bloody way. As the ground shakes with every explosion that the bomb makes, everything is blown into pieces regardless of its significance and even life to consider wherever it finds it somehow amusing to drop a cold shoulder unto. “I’m scared.”