Explosions Funny Novels & Stories

Doflamingo was shocked. “They are flammables and explosives, even some radioactive chemicals..” replied the man to him. “What?” Doflamingo exclaimed. “If this thing explodes, it really will be able to kill half of us. A third of us won’t be able to escape from the blast in time.” The person explained.

There was a mockery in his voice, which I loved hearing. "Oh, you want to make it funnier? Go and look outside!" My face contorted in confusion when he said it in between his chuckles. We rushed to the glass window and, in a few seconds, the outside area of Gomez Robotics was covered with three consecutive explosive bombs. "Surprise!" He insulted him while laughing in mockery. Due to the flabbergast and adrenaline, we immediately ducked. The laughter in the line kept coming. "Go duck deeper!" He was still laughing and he was really getting on my nerves. The Chairman stood up to find the culprit in the surrounding area. He knew that the culprit was just meters away from us, but he failed to f

They called me a genius ! “ …. of donkeys !” they completed their sentence before screaming, “All warriors on alert, all warriors on alert. The volcano, Mt. Joy Stone is about to erupt !! We repeat …. ” And that’s how all the three stinky farts ran out of my dorm’s window, door and teleporting themselves respectively out of there but not before opening three cans of tear gas. These fvcking b*stards ! “WE WILL KILL YOU !!”

The horse was sucked right into the spider’s hideous maw, followed by the flaming wagon. In movies, things explode all the time. A car falls off a cliff, a plane hits the water, someone throws a snowball in a Michael Bay movie. Boom! In real life, it tends to take more than a collision to produce a mushroom cloud. The cart exploded into a fireball. Not a very big one, but enough to engulf the spider’s head in flames. It screamed. At least, it made a very painful whistling sound, almost as painful as listening to someone actually whistling.

he said and stuffed them again into his pocket, making sure they were not visible. Did the world go insane? Mrs Walker showed up in a thong and she showed me her cunt. I told Mia she’s beautiful. Tommy sniffed panties. In the ladies’ rooms, someone thought it funny to throw a massive amount of toilet paper into a toilet bowl, blocking it. I fetched the plunger and did the disgusting job of unblocking a toilet. Outside, on my way to the shed, I was just in time to see some kid sneaking up on Mia and smashing an ice cream from behind on her head. She flew up and chased after the kid while blowing her whistle. The madness continued.

he asked, his lips twitching. I burst out laughing, the sound bubbling out of me. "I... I shifted and my dad was here and we talked and all that," I said between giggles. "I couldn't control it. I just... exploded." Kael raised an eyebrow, his lips curving into a smirk. "You exploded," he repeated. "Yes," I said, still laughing. "I exploded." Draven chuckled, shaking his head. "You're something else, you know that?" he said. "I know," I said, grinning.

Oh sucks! I turned my attention towards the pack house, just then there was a huge explosion, that deafening explosion inside the pack house. The whole pack house crumbled to ground like made up of cards. My home, our home was left to nothing. I felt it then the connection breaking of pack members. They were stumbling to death. Someone from inside was gone rouges, how else they can plant explosives inside pack house.

"You know that you're not going to be able to blow anything and everything up when you're my Luna, right?" "Yeah, but that just makes it more important to get the explosions in now while I still can, I mean who knows when the next time I'll be able to blow up part of a city will be. Besides, it's not like I'm purposefully killing every innocent life there is, cops aren't that innocent, and most bystanders are just because they're too close to the action," I said, trying to put some kind of a sarcastic note in this, mainly cuz sass and sarcasm were my fluent languages aside from English. "I like that you focused entirely on the explosions part and paid absolutely no mind to the fact that I br

Ezra said in frustration. “Ah, yes. That's the one I like to call exploding hearts!” Grayson said with a smirk, and Evelyn rolled her eyes and shook her head. “Exploding hearts?” Lexon question. “Yes. This idiot calls it exploding hearts-” “That's because that's what it does! What else do you want to call it? I can snap my fingers and kill people? Exploding hearts is way better!!” Lexon raised an eyebrow as he stared at Grayson and Ezra groaned as he shook his head.

“Are you sure you’re all right?” Lucas flicks more scrapper goo off me. “I’ll feel better after I’ve showered. I’ve had more exploded body parts on me this month than I had all last year.” Lucas raises an eyebrow. “I didn’t realize exploding body parts were that common.” “When you throw energy balls, it happens.” I let out a breath and look around. Everything happened so fast. “So much for our boring night.” “You know I’m always up for a little killing in the woods.”