Extremely Funny Harry Potter Memes Novels & Stories

He then said “As I have your husband’s name, you should respect me like your husband. You shouldn’t shout at me even if I was irregular to college, if I get suspended or even if I bring girls to our house. Um... I mean to help me in my studies.” Ugh! Seriously Harry? What an idiot you are? “Oh really!” granny held Harry’s ear and pinched it. “Ouch! Grandpa your wife is killing me. Do something.” He shouted. Granny started laughing hearing his sentence. Harry smiled looking at her and said “I love to see you laughing, gran.” “But not here. Everyone will look at me like a mad one.” She said laughing. I smiled looking at them. Harry always tries to make everyone laugh despite of whatever the si

“Mila, you’re a saint!” Then, he pulled out his phone. “Look at the group chat. It’s exploding!” The group name had been changed to ‘Care and Support of the Clown Werewolf King,’ and it was flooded with merciless mockery. Someone had photoshopped Sarek’s face with clown makeup and captioned it: [So I came after. I’m a homewrecker.] There were even meme videos titled, “The Werewolf King’s Breakup Survival Guide.” Louis laughed so hard his whole body shook. “Hahaha! That’s brutal!”

The group of men filter behind the grizzly bear in front of us. Gee-gee lets out an over exaggerated laugh. “Oh, I’M SORRY, I must be misunderstanding you. Did you just call your FUTURE QUEEN a mud-blood?” Before he can respond she continues. “What is this? Fucking Harry Potter?” The man sniffs his nose before spitting on the ground in front of me. “She’s no future Queen of mine.” The men behind him yell out their agreement. I take a step closer to the man and give him a sinister smile. “What is your name, sir?” I bat my eyes at him.

Orion snorted, sending a spray of toothpaste into his beard. "Harriet, what kind of half-baked remark was that?" I shot her a dirty look. Harriet was losing her touch, if that's all she could come up with as an amusing comment. "You know, in Harry Potter, Harry could hear the snake moving around in the pipes." Harriet shook her head as she crossed her arms defensively. "I could hear you through the pipes. You guys were so loud I couldn't hear the echo of my own moans." I hopped to my feet and waddled over to the couch. I placed the back of my hand on Harriet's forehead. "No, you don't have a fever. Harriet, honey, I think that's the stupidest thing I have ever heard you say."

"Well, if you don't like it, you know what the solution is, don't you?... Next time there's a ball ask me before someone else does and not as a last resort" — Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire M E Y W A N G | The Asian Potterhead "Mey!" Relief washed over Jess's face. "Where were you? We've been looking for you." She stole one curious glance at Ty. "And why are you with Ty?"

The more you care, the more you have to loose. ~Harry Potter, Order of Phoenix •• Noor wasn't sure if she wanted to be annoyed, angry, happy or disappointed. The flirty playful guy she had met twice on accident was actually the Mr. Umar Lukuwa she was supposed to meet.

He retorted as I smirked, "It sounds weird to my ears. Harry is just okay." "Oooh, wittle Harry is getting pissed." I teased him causing him to roll his eyes on me, I let out a loud laugh. "Stop it, Lorien. It's not even funny," he glares which just made me laugh even harder. "I'm sorry but, I find it so funny." I replied, putting my closed fists just under my eyes as I started to fake a cry, "Wittle Harold Ellis wis pissed. Buhooo." "I told you to-"

Mahira excitedly called Ana as soon as she stepped out and gave her the entire update, “he was actually scared that you'd pulp him to a belt and wear it across your waist and flaunt it, and guess what?" "What?" asked Ana, then quickly replied, "Don't tell me your visualisation was at its peak imagining everything right," she spoke in a stern tone, Mahira felt probably Ana was offended , after all Harry was her fiance , no woman appreciates a joke on her man, "Er.. I'm sorry Ana but I...," she stopped as she was abruptly cut by Ana's violent spurt of laughter "What? why are you laughing now?" Mahira asked "Bec-- Because I- I too imagined it all and it was so fu.. funny, ha ha ha ha ,"

He's about to loose it. "I'm last. Banana right? Fine, just don't laugh. You must be a banana, 'cause I find you very A-PEELING?" I said rather in question since I wasn't sure if my joke was funny or not. But surprisingly, they all laughed. That's a relief. "Oh, this one. It's an Olive. OLIVE you so much that it hurts! HAHAHA!" Ione remembered. "That's nothing, listen to mine. You make my heart skip BEET! HAHAHA! The vegetable! Burned!" Harry said.

After the whole exercise, I decided to wait for everyone else to finish using the locker room just you know to avoid any negative energy and vibe. "Hey ,you still out?" Asked Harry freshly showered. "Yes, going over the games on my pad" "Oh okay, you know it's alright. I'm cool with whatever man but how the fuck didn't you tell me " "Wasn't so sure?" "So dick over pussy?" "Get lost ! Looser " and we both laugh. "What about Sophia and your family " "Well, they are surprisingly taking it well " "Bet pastor saw it in some revelation " "Get lost, how did you guess right" and we both laugh at the expense of the joke about father.