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Delotta (22 tahun) yang baru lulus kuliah menjalani magang pertamanya di salah satu perusahaan multinasional. Tanpa dia duga ternyata direktur perusahaan tersebut adalah Daniel Jagland, pria tampan yang tanpa sengaja dia temui di sebuah kamar tanpa busana ketika dia nyasar mencari jalan keluar di sebuah pesta. Yang lebih tidak menyangka Daniel Jagland yang dia kira berumur 30an ternyata seumuran sang papa (Ricko) dan mereka adalah teman akrab. Ricko sengaja menitipkan Delotta untuk bekerja di perusahaan Daniel. Sikap dan kebaikan Daniel pada Delotta selama dia bekerja membuat hati Delotta terombang-ambing. Dia mulai gelisah jika berada di dekat pria matang yang masih betah melajang itu. Hingga dia menyadari dirinya telah terjerat pesona teman papanya itu. Apakah Daniel akan menyambut perasaan Delotta, gadis yang jarak usianya terpaut 25 tahun dengannya?

Di usianya yang terbilang cukup untuk menikah, Wina masih saja belum mendapatkan pasangan yang cocok dengannya. Di sebuah reuni sekolah dia dipertemukan lagi dengan Tama, mantan ketua osis yang dulu sangat Wina sukai. Namun, pria itu sudah berkeluarga. Yang lebih tidak Wina duga selanjutnya, ternyata Tama adalah klien barunya. Mereka pun mulai akrab. Dan, pada akhirnya perasaan yang tidak seharusnya tumbuh, terjadi di antara mereka. Di sisi lain ada Giko—sahabat dari SMA sekaligus atasannya—yang tiba-tiba saja memintanya untuk jadi pacar pura-pura. Namun, lama kelamaan perasaan Giko menjadi nyata. Bagaimana Wina menghadapi keduanya? Siapa yang akan dia pilih?

I was reborn before I signed up for a scientific expedition tour to the South Pole. My boyfriend’s adopted younger sister used a system to forcefully exchange my physical senses with hers. She deliberately went out to do something good on a day with a temperature of 107.6 °F, like delivering water to the outdoor workers. On the other hand, I got so hot in a 60.8 °F air-conditioned room that I fainted from heat stroke. I begged Wendy Little to stop, but she feigned innocence. “You must make a good excuse if you want to lie like that!” Max Little sounded disdainful. “How selfish! You’re quite lucky to enjoy yourself in air-conditioned rooms every day. You can’t tolerate Wendy doing something kind.” Wendy took her time and basked in the sun for a month outside. People took photos of her and put them on the internet. Countless netizens were moved by her. But I died from heat stroke in an air-conditioned room. Nobody even found my corpse. If that was how it was, I wanted her to enjoy the coolness of -184 °F in the South Pole.

*Book 6* Gabriella is a no nonsense kind of woman. She loves deeply and fights for what matters to her. Her life was going along just fine, that is until she catches her boyfriend cheating on her. That should have been the worst of her issues, but soon a cheating boyfriend pales in comparison to being fated to a God, and a brooding one at that. Quickly Gabriella will be pulled into thousand year old drama and find out she is part of a prophecy that could potentially destroy the world depending on what choices she makes. How will this simple human handle carrying the weight of the world on her shoulders and a possessive God on her back? A Queen Among Gods is the sixth book in the Queen Among series. Characters and plot pots have been meticulously set up in previous books building up to this one. So, many events and terms in this book will not make sense if you haven't read the previous books. Here are the books in the series: A Queen Among Alphas - Book 1 Bite-Size Luna - A Queen Among Alphas Prequel A Queen Among Snakes - Book 2 Runaway Empress - A Queen Among Snakes Prequel (coming soon) A Queen Among Blood - Book 3 Whole Again - A Queen Among Alpha's spin-off A Queen Among Darkness - Book 4 Dark Vocation - A Queen Among Darkness spin-off (coming soon) A Queen Among Tides - Book 5 Valor, Virtue, and Verve - A Queen Among Tides Prequel Spin-off (coming soon) A Queen Among Gods - Book 6 A Queen Among Tempests - Book 7 (coming soon)

I'm not only ugly, I'm an idiot. Because, tell me, why would I think that the hottest guy at school would be interested in me? To make it even worse, he was dating my sister. My sister was perfect. She was the golden daughter—perfect at everything, beautiful. So why would I, in my right mind, think that Damien Salvatore would be interested in an ugly duckling like me? That was my first mistake. *** I couldn't believe Damien had just said that to me. Damien wanted me.... Me!? Inner squeal. He cupped my face and kissed me fiercely, catching me by surprise. My body sprang to life, answering to the need in his kiss until it became more, heated, too much. I tore away from him, shaking my head, even as my body throbbed with desire. “Wait...” Why was I stopping this? Am I an idiot? I have dreamt About this since forever.... I have never wanted anything so bad in my life. "Don't you want to kiss me??" He rasped out.

Gideon Snow presides over Oasis Vale. A warlord who dominates the battlefield, the king of the underworld, a country's military governor, the king of strength, the king of destruction, and the king of information… Many world-class giants are busy farming in Oasis Vale. When Gideon's fiancé, a female war hero, arrives to call off their engagement, he knows it's time for him to look at the outside world. The world will tremble at his feet.

Aubrey's twin sister doesn't want to leave her singing career to go work for her father's billionaire bachelor best friend across the country. Aubrey takes her place with their father's blessing and escapes torment for long term bully and the mate who rejected sweet Aubrey. Aubrey arrives in LA and is given an apartment in the elegant packhouse of the most prominent werewolf pack on the West Coast, but when Aubrey starts work as the Alpha's Personal Assistant the last thing the little fox shifter expects is to fall in love with the boss. Adonis lost his mate just hours before they had planned to commence the date they planned before officially mating and marking one another. That was over two decades ago and while he has had lovers, none are suitable to stand by his side as Luna and the wife of a billionaire CEO. After the gold digging Personal Assistants of his past he asks his college best friend to send one of his twenty four year old twins to be his Personal Assistant. He needs a Personal Assistant he can trust. What he doesn't expect is to find love with his best friend's child who is more than half his age. Will his best friend approve? How will his pack members take it? Or the West Coast Shifter Council? What about the snakes hidden in his company trying to undermine his business success?

Elena was raised with humans, and told she was a wolf-less werewolf. Her mother died giving birth to her because she was weakened by rejecting her mate and running for months. Elena moves across the country to live with the father she barely knows and his wife, her stepmother, who has two children of her own. Elena must adjust to life within the pack and her new school complete with "mean girls" who tease her for being wolf-less. But soon she has three very attractive men vying for her affections; her stepbrother Noah, His best friend Ryder and The playboy Alpha Heir Liam. Torn between the three very different men, she is hard pressed to choose, but she knows all of them must have fated mates somewhere, which makes her hesitant to choose any of them. Then fate takes a twist when she accidentally crosses her maternal uncle, a greedy Alpha from a nearby pack who kidnaps her after realizing who she is. Can the boys all get along long enough to rescue her? or will she save herself? Get ready to uncover lies, betrayal and true love in this reverse harem werewolf romance.

A mysterious murder that leaves no traces nor evidences happened in Rhode Island with John Liberta as the suspect. This case leads to another murder cases, happened in Rhode Island and New York. Police and public believes that these cases have no correlations at all since John, the suspect from previous, has been imprisoned. However Mrs. Nina Holland, public detective who takes over this case puts some suspicion if perhaps this is a serial murder case with a motive. Yet the investigations done aren’t doing any progress and just gets way more complicated. When Nina finally suspect someone who is found to be always at the crime scene when a murder happened although publics are against it, will Nina able to find evidences for that? Is it really John Liberta? Will the truth behind ever be revealed? Who is the REAL PSYCHOPATH and who are the VICTIMS all along?

Raya Andara (27 tahun) menaruh curiga kepada suaminya Astaka Wimasusena (30 tahun) lantaran dia mendapat berita bahwa Asta dekat lagi dengan mantannya yang kebetulan baru masuk di perusahaan tempat Asta bekerja. Untuk mempertahankan dan mengawasi Asta dari jerat sang mantan, Raya berniat menyusup menjadi karyawan biasa di perusahaan Asta. Namun, siapa sangka di tengah misinya mencari tahu tentang hubungan suaminya dengan sang mantan, dia malah terlibat skandal cinta dengan Andeas (28 tahun) seorang manajer di divisinya. Di sisi lain dia menemukan fakta yang mengejutkan tentang Asta hingga membuat pernikahannya terancam kandas. Bagaimana kisah mereka selanjutnya? Yuk, kita mulai semuanya dari sini. Ini adalah novel ketiga saya di GoodNovel, semoga teman-teman suka dan selalu memberi dukungan.