F Up Jokes

**Warning: This title contains m/f/m sexual situations. BWWM Romance: Coral is going through the world's worst breakup. Her boyfriend left her without so much as an explantion, and now all of her personal belongings are thrown all over her parent's front lawn. When she goes back to her job she finds two gorgeous strangers who want to purchase her best properties. While driving there Lev and Indigo begin to ask her very personal questions. The two sexy strangers make a deal with her to purchase her most expensive property if she gives in and indulges them in this intimate conversation. Soon things heat up and the conversation sparks a rendezvous that leaves Coral feeling torn between the two...

Until recently, Carolina Lane has lived a normal life, but when she moves to this town, things change. Having Kayler Brown, the sexiest and most respected boy in school, as a neighbor is not funny at all. While Caroline is trying hard to make this bossy yet meddling boy stay out of her business, she receives death warnings: Attention, Carolina. The forest will be your new enemy. Do not approach Kayler, or otherwise, your death will be even more painful than I had planned. Who sent this letter? What is Kayler hiding behind? What's the secret of this town? Caroline desperately wants to figure out the truth. However, Kayler won’t answer the questions. He just takes her hand and gazes at her. “You are mine.” He said.

Emily Davis suffered a horrible childhood and now that she's gotten older, she dealt with the Hell's King himself. However, she didn't fulfill the King's part of the deal. She didn't give what the King wished to have. In punishment, he wedded her in hell and she became the Queen. Their mission is to find the King's destined wife who was written in the scrolls. Meanwhile, the both of them have problems to solve on their own as they embark their journey to find love and peace in their lives.

Mitsuha is a businessman who recently found out that he would be a father, it will be a new challenge for him because until now he had only been aware of his little sister Aya. Ria has been his girlfriend for two years and the woman with whom he wants to spend the rest of his life, but partner problems and jealousy will make the relationship a little worse. When Mitsuha meets his baby, he tries to be a good father and give his best, but Ria is a very demanding woman who wants her attention to be only for her baby.

Angelique travels to Lewiston to live with her father and forget about the terrible year she had in her old home. However, she starts to feel that the town is very mysterious and that its inhabitants are hiding many secrets, especially Damian Brown and his friends. No one seems to be terrified by the countless wolves roaming the forest, except for her father, who also has secrets of his own. Damian discovers that the red-haired girl is his mate, and since he never believed in such things, he begins to hang around her and scare her, hoping she will leave town and never return. But love cannot be commanded, and as much as Angelique and Damian are destined to be together, they both deny it to the death.

Eva moves with her father and older brother to a new town. Eva meets Kessler, her obnoxious neighbor, who is a strange and mysterious boy. Eva knows that there are wolves in the forest, but what she did not know is that her neighbor, Kessler, was one of them.Kessler and Eva get along badly but with the deal and the fights they begin to feel an uncontrollable attraction that they will not be able to contain. Kessler knows that Eva is his mate and despite not wanting to accept it at first, he does so. Kessler becomes obsessed with Eva as he never did with anyone and he doesn't want to be separated from her for any moment.

Viah Isela Trianes and Zenice Ahn Oliver had a long and tough journey before their loved ones trusted and accepted them completely with their relationship. But with just a single mistake and a small misunderstanding, fate had a chance to play them big time, AGAIN. They never expected that the incident that happened will include their lives. Viah Isela Trianes is known as a skilled businesswoman, an independent and charismatic young lady with a li'l arrogance. Simply put, a Trianes. And Zenice, whose parents are also well-known in their fields, is her only soft spot, her weakness. After years of searching for Zenice Ahn, Viah found out that they were all forgotten by this sweetest girl. She was the only one who never gave up to find her. It was heartbreaking enough that she was all alone that time. And it's more torturing not to be recognized by the one and only love of her f*cked up life. Will she survive and bear the pain? Will she still fight for them, knowing that she'll be all alone again for the nth time? Another life chapter of these two will now . . . begin...

Cannon will always be Cannon, he treat all women as 'ready to throw themselves to him' and never pick girls to f ck when you passed his taste in f cking, and Claudia will never be an exception, a woman who will give a big contribution to beat this one organization who really wants him dead. At siya bilang madre ay hindi niya magiging problema, he just want her to get laid, f cking her will be his way of mocking his foe. A clan who has this traditional of ' marrying your own relatives', and he never expect that planning to get her will be pain in his angry ' little bird'. Will Cannon still stick the idea that she's only a captive and nothing more?

Have you ever pain so raw it feels like your hear is being dragged out of your heart? The type that breaks into pieces you could never find because they are lost to the wind of scorn and shame. Cassandra carries her pain like a weight on her shoulder everyday despite her smiles and jokes, too young to remember what it felt like to have parents before she lost hers to an accident her grandparents do not like talking about she is trying to find the little good life has in store for her. But she is given a brutal awakening when the one person she thought would bring her much needed happiness tosses her aside. So Cassandra runs away from it all, she runs far enough to never feel the despair looming behind her. And she runs into the arms of Ray, handsome, cocky, but caring, considerate, and loving. Cassandra is about to find out love works without the mate ties and build bonds with the most unlikely people. Cassandra is about to find the love acceptance she always yearned for in the most unlikely place.

I thought I was just a broke college girl with a traumatic past and too many cigarettes. I didn’t know I was born to lead a pack. I didn’t know I was being hunted. On the night of my twenty-fourth birthday, everything changed. One second I was at a club, pretending life didn’t suck. The next, I was being dragged out by a stranger with ocean-blue eyes, thrown into a black SUV, and told I was a werewolf. Apparently, I’m not just any werewolf—I’m the heir to a powerful bloodline, the only survivor of a massacre, and the center of a prophecy that could bring down one of the darkest witches in history. Now I’m stuck in a mansion full of secrets, locked behind doors I didn’t ask for, and shadowed by an Alpha who looks at me like I’m everything he’s ever wanted—and everything he’s not allowed to have. They say I belong here. They say I have power. But I didn’t ask for a bond I don’t understand, a fate I don’t believe in, or a love that might just break me.