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Aubrey's twin sister doesn't want to leave her singing career to go work for her father's billionaire bachelor best friend across the country. Aubrey takes her place with their father's blessing and escapes torment for long term bully and the mate who rejected sweet Aubrey. Aubrey arrives in LA and is given an apartment in the elegant packhouse of the most prominent werewolf pack on the West Coast, but when Aubrey starts work as the Alpha's Personal Assistant the last thing the little fox shifter expects is to fall in love with the boss. Adonis lost his mate just hours before they had planned to commence the date they planned before officially mating and marking one another. That was over two decades ago and while he has had lovers, none are suitable to stand by his side as Luna and the wife of a billionaire CEO. After the gold digging Personal Assistants of his past he asks his college best friend to send one of his twenty four year old twins to be his Personal Assistant. He needs a Personal Assistant he can trust. What he doesn't expect is to find love with his best friend's child who is more than half his age. Will his best friend approve? How will his pack members take it? Or the West Coast Shifter Council? What about the snakes hidden in his company trying to undermine his business success?

Elena was raised with humans, and told she was a wolf-less werewolf. Her mother died giving birth to her because she was weakened by rejecting her mate and running for months. Elena moves across the country to live with the father she barely knows and his wife, her stepmother, who has two children of her own. Elena must adjust to life within the pack and her new school complete with "mean girls" who tease her for being wolf-less. But soon she has three very attractive men vying for her affections; her stepbrother Noah, His best friend Ryder and The playboy Alpha Heir Liam. Torn between the three very different men, she is hard pressed to choose, but she knows all of them must have fated mates somewhere, which makes her hesitant to choose any of them. Then fate takes a twist when she accidentally crosses her maternal uncle, a greedy Alpha from a nearby pack who kidnaps her after realizing who she is. Can the boys all get along long enough to rescue her? or will she save herself? Get ready to uncover lies, betrayal and true love in this reverse harem werewolf romance.

Exactly Five years ago, I discovered my union with my ex-husband was all a cruel lie. Before we married, my best friend Mirabel had introduced him to me as her brother. He was a poor talented but unrecognized fashion designer then, so I picked him up and helped him build his career with my father’s wealth. We later got married, and he eventually coerced me to sign off my father’s asset to his name and reeled by my undying love for him, I did. I trusted and believed that nothing could ever break us apart that I never saw Austin’s betrayer coming! First, I found out my best friend wasn’t his sister. They were a couple who had been having an affair under my nose, and it had been their plans to steal my heirloom. More heartbreaking enough, the day I found out was the day I discovered I was pregnant after three years of marriage. Austin, having gotten what he wanted, divorced me and threw me on the street with his seed growing inside me. He didn’t know, and I never intended to tell him. All I wanted was to hurt him back and take back everything he stole from him. However, helpless and left with nothing, I couldn't fight Austin back. I relocated to another city where I gave birth to twins who had rare talents. Five years later, their Talents brought me unexpected fortune. Now the most powerful and influential woman in the world, I could finally bring my bastard ex-husband to his knees... As if fate was on my side, everything fell right into place until it all came crumbling down again!

“You’re weak and ugly!” “Stop acting like you’re one of us. You disgust me!” ***In high school, Tabitha was fat and the constant target of the quadruplet brothers' cruel jokes and bullying. They were her living nightmare. After dropping out, she left the werewolf school behind and enrolled in a human university, where she slimmed down. The quadruplets were raised by their father with strict military discipline, shaping them into rebellious and unruly young alphas. Five years later, Tabitha and the quadruplet brothers met again, because her mother married their father. Now, Tabitha is forced to live under the same roof as the four Navy Alpha bullies. They quickly recognize her and are stunned by how beautiful she’s become.

In the world of werewolves, tradition is everything. Ancient customs, passed down through generations, dictate that females endure brutal mating ceremonies, leaving them scarred both physically and emotionally. When Celeste faces her own impending mating, she makes a daring choice: to escape the pack and forge her own path. Only days before her Hunt, she runs away to the Marines. The next Alpha of the Crystal River Pack can scent his mate while he is at the Hunt at the Silver Lake Pack. Yet he can't find her. The new Alpha warns Wyatt that if he chases after Celeste, she will run from him. He courts her through old fashioned letters carefully orchestrated through her brother. While he is in the Navy and she's in the Marines, they cross paths, but he keeps his distance. Will she manage to break free from the oppressive traditions that have claimed so many before her, or will the relentless pull of her family and heritage drag her back? The Hunt chronicles the terrifying mating rituals of the werewolves. However, interwoven in a story of masochism, true love is born. Are the bonds of love, friendship, and the fight against tradition strong enough to save Celeste? Find out in this moving narrative about challenging the status quo and the courage it takes to forge a new destiny.

Alyra Morena (25 tahun), wanita yang bekerja sebagai staf finansial di sebuah perusahaan multinasional. Dengan kemampuan yang terbatas soal tetek bengek keuangan, membuat dirinya tidak betah bekerja di perusahaan tersebut. Terlebih lagi ia bekerja di bawah tekanan manajernya–Herdy (29 tahun) yang super galak dan menuntut segala kesempurnaan di setiap kerjanya. Beruntungnya, ia bertemu seorang general manager yang selalu menolong bernama Reksa(33 tahun). Dari sini perjalanan cinta gadis yang gemar memasak itu dan sang GM dimulai. Namun, saat cinta tumbuh Reksa malah resign dari perusahaan tanpa Alyra tahu. Di sisi lain, orang tua Alyra berniat menjodohkannya dengan anak teman mereka. Alangkah terkejutnya Lyra ketika tahu siapa yang dijodohkan dengannya itu.

Isla is the unwanted daughter of her father and his second wife. Her days are spent in servitude while being ignored. The hope that she holds close is that she will be sold to another family to become their servant. Bjorn has assumed the role of jarl after his father's death. With his best friend by his side, he and Magnus take a tour of his lands and search for a bride. At the end of the tour, he is offered a quiet and shy woman, and he agrees to take her as his wife without meeting her. While in Londinium, Bjorn and Magnus sense their shared mate but are unable to find her before the rushed wedding. The two dragons continue to return to Londinium as they search for the unknown woman. Returning from their excursions, they discover that the quiet and shy woman is anything but quiet or shy. Isla is holding her own secrets while turning their world upside down. Finding their home in chaos, Bjorn calls on the one person who could bring the unruly Isla to heel. They soon find that not even Bjorn's headstrong and domineering stepmother can control his new wife. But she does reveal the secret that the young bride has been hiding...

🔞PART 3 OF PERVERTED LITTLE ME SERIES 🔞 This is for the boys. This is for the girls that love to see a boy and boy in love. This is another edition of the perverted little me that peaks into everyone's daily diary. I can't guarantee you to remain straight after reading this... Because RF came with more hot series for the boys and the biggest pride community. WARNING: GET READY FOR BOTH CONSENSUAL AND NON-CONSENSUAL RIDE. Namaste.

Lucien Dubois. The Alpha's second son. Never feeling good enough for his brother, his parents or his pack. A man who has worked his whole life to become Alpha, until that day comes and he finds out that no matter his hard work it would never be his... Nothing would ever be JUST HIS... Until a certain brown haired beauty who is hiding from her own problems is thrown smack dab in the middle of his life... Monica Rodriguez... A single mom on the run from an abusive husband... Two sweet children in tow, she takes shelter in a small secluded forest town... Constantly looking over her shoulder, doing what she can to get by and praying to God she isn't found, at least not by who she is hiding from. Meeting a sweet and handsome butcher in her small town, who has done everyrhing he can to make her feel safe, turns into something way more she wasn't prepared for. What happens when who she is running from finds her? Read The Alpha's Sacred Oath to find out!

Akibat mulutnya yang kadang membawa musibah, Resta Damara terpaksa pindah ke divisi keuangan atas perintah Gyan Elvaro Jagland, direktur keuangan dingin dan galak yang disegani para karyawan Blue Jagland. Dan juga demi untuk terbebas dari tuntutan pria itu karena mulutnya sudah membuat Gyan tersinggung. Dirinya yang tidak tahu seluk beluk keuangan itu habis kena omel karena terus melakukan kesalahan. Belum lagi dia harus sering lembur lantaran pekerjaannya tidak pernah beres tepat waktu. Hidupnya makin berantakan sejak bertemu Gyan. Pria menyebalkan itu benar-benar tidak punya peri kemanusiaan. Namun, siapa sangka di tengah kerja kerasnya itu dia malah makin terjerumus masuk ke dalam kehidupan Gyan. Dan entah bagaimana dia kian terbelit ke dalam masalah pria itu. ______ Ini adalah rangkain Pesona Series. Seri Pertama dengan judul Pesona Teman Papa bisa dibaca marathon sampe tamat di Goodnovel ya, Gaes.