F Up Jokes

Ayahku adalah bos besar Keluarga Madiun dan ibuku adalah pemimpin Keluarga Kaliba. Mereka memilihkan dua orang tunangan untukku. Satu bernama Damian, presdir Grup Sherton yang terkenal di seluruh dunia. Satu lagi bernama Kayson, iblis yang menguasai seluruh bisnis senjata dunia mafia. Pada pesta ulang tahunku yang ke-20, siapa pun yang kupilih untuk dinikahi, dialah yang akan menjadi bos besar yang memimpin seluruh kekaisaran mafia. Tanpa ragu, aku memilih Kayson. Semua orang terkejut. Karena sejak kecil aku sangat mencintai Damian, bahkan pernah bersumpah tidak akan menikah dengan siapa pun selain dia. Namun mereka tidak tahu, di kehidupan sebelumnya aku berhasil menikah dengan Damian sesuai keinginanku. Akan tetapi pada malam pertama pernikahan, dia malah tidur dengan pelayanku. Kemudian keluargaku mengetahui hal itu, lalu memecat dan mengusir pelayan tersebut. Namun karena itu, dia menyimpan dendam terhadapku. Setelah aku hamil, setiap malam dia membawa pulang wanita yang berbeda dan bermesraan dengan mereka di depanku. Bahkan pada hari aku mengalami kesulitan melahirkan, dia memindahkan semua sumber daya medis. Tanpa memedulikan permohonanku, dia membuat aku dan anak yang belum lahir itu mati bersama dalam penderitaan. Karena itu setelah terlahir kembali, aku memutuskan untuk merelakan cintanya. Tanpa ragu aku memilih tunangan yang lain, Kayson. Namun yang tidak kusangka adalah, Damian ternyata juga ikut terlahir kembali ....

Have you ever pain so raw it feels like your hear is being dragged out of your heart? The type that breaks into pieces you could never find because they are lost to the wind of scorn and shame. Cassandra carries her pain like a weight on her shoulder everyday despite her smiles and jokes, too young to remember what it felt like to have parents before she lost hers to an accident her grandparents do not like talking about she is trying to find the little good life has in store for her. But she is given a brutal awakening when the one person she thought would bring her much needed happiness tosses her aside. So Cassandra runs away from it all, she runs far enough to never feel the despair looming behind her. And she runs into the arms of Ray, handsome, cocky, but caring, considerate, and loving. Cassandra is about to find out love works without the mate ties and build bonds with the most unlikely people. Cassandra is about to find the love acceptance she always yearned for in the most unlikely place.

Sofia is a pure-blood vampire who is convicted and sent to the most dangerous prison, the Dark Water Prison. And the first lesson is watch a Giant F**k a little Fairy...... It’s not easy for a lone female vampire to survive alone between savage male beasts who are looking for a chance to hurt or rape her. That’s when she meets the notorious inmate, Alpha Maverick. Werewolves and Vampires have been mortal enemies for centuries, but it’s up to Sofia to forget about their age-old war between the species and accept the help offered by the Alpha. She has to choose. Will she continue to hate the Alpha or fall in love with her enemy? Warning: This story is suitable for mature readers only! © Copyright 2021- 2022 KittyKash92 All Rights Reserved

“I want to claim you so much for me that every f*cking wolf doesn’t ever dare to look at you anymore,” he whispered in a raspy breath. *********** Jenna Spears being the legitimate daughter of the Alpha of the crescent moon pack never wanted to marry Damien Stones, but is caught up in a marriage of alliance between her father and his father. A week before their wedding she finds him having an affair with her step-sister Coty and he rejects their mate bond. Hurt, betrayed, and devastated. Jenna is drunk and ends up having a one-night stand with a stranger. What was worse, she was pregnant for him. Her father insists on her marriage with Damien, on the day of her wedding just when her stepsister pulls a stunt out of spite the stranger appears to claim his pup. What would happen when she finds out her one-night stand was none other than the dreaded Alpha of the Silvercrest pack, Ryker Stones? Her fiance’s uncle and her father's enemy?

"Get cleaned up, and go home." He coldly told me. "What?" I managed to reply, still trying to recover from whatever happened. "Honestly, you're a good f*ck, but you'll never be a good Luna. You're weak and definitely not the woman I need by my side to run the pack. ****************** Eighteen-year-old Scarlett De Luca couldn't believe that her mate was the Alpha of her pack, the Moonstone pack. However, she was cruelly rejected for being a lowly omega. Torn, sorrowful, and rejected, she made a vow to become the Luna at all costs, even if she must seduce Alpha Jax first and then exact vengeance on him for rejecting her. Would Scarlett succeed in her plans?

Book Title: Maid of a Millionaire Synopsis: "This time...you can't escape from me," bulong nya. Nagtubig ang ilalim ng mga mata ko nang bigkasin ko ang pangalan nya. "J-james...." And, yes. I feel in love with my boss. *** Ipinanganak sa mahirap na pamilya si Ella Balona kaya't pagkatapos gr-um-aduate ay kailangan nitong makahanap ng trabaho. Nagbakasakali naman ito sa Maynila at nakahanap ng trabaho bilang personal maid ng anak ng isa sa kinikilalang tao sa bansa. Nakilala nito ang arugante at mayabang nitong boss na si James David Lauren. Alam nyang ayaw sa kanya ng lalake at lahat ay ginawa mapaalis lang sya sa mansion pero dahil kailangan nya ng pera ay hindi sya nagpaapekto rito. Hindi mabilang ang naranasan nyang pagsubok sa kamay ng binata pero kahit gano'n ay hindi nya pa rin maitatangging kakaiba ang kagwapohan nito na kahit sa kanya ay umeepekto. Kaya nyang tanggapin kahit anong masasakit na salita para lamang maintindihan ang binata. Pero hanggang kelan? Paano kong tuluyan syang mahulog pero alam nyang bawal? Paano kung hinahanap-hanap nya ang maiinit nitong halik pero alam nyang ito ay kasalanan? Sana ba mapupunta ang pagmamahalan kung kalaban nyo na ang buo mundo? Kaya nya kayang ipagtanggol ang babaeng mahal nya?

Tatlong Kuwento sa iisang nobela. Basahin ang tungkol sa magkakapatid na Warner—Sutton, Blair, at Keira. In Bed With Her Shithead Boss – Pag-uwi ni Blair ay nadatnan niya ang kaniyang fiancé na nakahiga sa kama kasama ang pinsan niyang si Laura. Ngunit hindi niya hinayaan na ang pangyayaring ito ay tuluyang sumira sa kaniyang buhay. Matatag, may kakayahan at determinado – iyan si Blair Warner. Ang hindi lang niya inaasahan, nalasing siya isang gabi at napunta sa kama ng mapanganib at mapang-akit niyang boss na si Roman! Isang gabi lang. Hindi na ulit mangyayari. Iyang ang pangako ni Blair sa sarili. Subalit napagtanto niya kung gaano kahirap lumayo. Dahil si Roman Kingston ay isang lalaking hindi basta basta na lamang bibitaw. Sa oras na nakapagdesisyon siyang angkinin ang dalaga, wala ng ibang makakapigil rito. Ang isang gabi ay hindi sapat. Nanasain ni Roman na mapasakaniya ito ng buong buo. At wala siyang balak na pakawalan siya.

Zephyr is the last air dragon in existence. For a century and a half, she has searched for her mate. Finally, she decides to have a true dragon with Avani, the last earth dragon and only remaining male dragon. Her son, Ancalagon, is the last of the pure dragons. Ishir is a Bengal tiger shifter. He became friends with Avani before he was captured and placed into an Arena. There he met Tana, the fire dragon. He befriended her, her hybrid daughter and eventually her Lycan mate. He has been working to rescue shifters and sometimes even missing humans as his job for years. It was during a meeting to discuss taking down a new Arena that Ishir met Zephyr and realized that he was mated to a dragon. When Zephyr recognizes Ishir as her mate, she refuses to acknowledge him. After all this time, she finally finds her mate when she’s just had her son. But a dragon can’t stay away from their mate, and in a moment of weakness, she goes to Ishir, spending a night of passion more intense than anything she could have imagined. However, when she returns home, she finds that her son has been kidnapped, taken by hunters. She begins searching for him, half crazed to protect him from the people who so willingly kill shifters. When she finally finds her son, Oliver, the lead hunter makes an agreement with Zephyr. She will work for him in exchange for her son’s life. Now Zephyr will have to go against her very nature, becoming an assassin to kill those she is sworn to protect in order to save her son. Can Ishir find Ancalagon, protect the shifters and save Zephyr from herself, or will she lose herself to save her son?

Die drei Richter-Brüder, für die ich einst das Wichtigste im Leben gewesen sein soll – ausgerechnet als ich unter einem bösartigen Hirntumor litt, waren sie nirgendwo zu finden. Die Operation könnte zu Gedächtnisverlust führen. Ich wollte sie nicht vergessen, also rief ich sie an und bat um Hilfe. Doch kaum war die Verbindung hergestellt, prasselten ihre Beschimpfungen auf mich ein: „Lena, heute ist Vanessas Geburtstag! Musst du uns ausgerechnet jetzt Ärger machen?“ Vor Schmerzen verlor ich das Bewusstsein. Als ich im Krankenhaus wieder aufwachte, sah ich eine Nachricht von Vanessa auf meinem Handy. „Lena, die Brüder haben mir drei Schutzamulette geschenkt, um mich zu beschützen!“ Auf dem Foto waren die drei Schutzamulette zu sehen – dieselben, für die ich sieben Stunden lang im strömenden Regen Schritt für Schritt niedergekniet war und jedes Mal meinen Kopf zur Erde gesenkt hatte, um sie für die Brüder zu erbitten. Endlich gab ich auf. Ich ging allein ins Ausland, ließ mich operieren und vergaß sie. Bis ich eines Tages drei fremde Männer vor meiner Haustür knien sah, die mich wie von Sinnen um Vergebung anflehten.

Elena Lancaster sieht ihr Leben auf den Kopf gestellt, als sie beginnt, für Mark Darkmoor zu arbeiten, einen mächtigen, geheimnisvollen und gefährlich verführerischen Mann. Zwischen einem gescheiterten Verlobung und Gefühlen, die sie nicht erklären kann, kommt sie einem übernatürlichen Geheimnis näher, das ihr Schicksal für immer verändern könnte.