F Up Jokes

After eight unhappy years with a cheating husband, Ronica Simmons chooses to go out with a bang. Although she had lost everything when she married James, including her family's support and blossoming career in music, she is determined to make a dramatic comeback that would leave him and his cocky mistress broke and ruined. Revenge is a dish best served cold and James Simmons will never know what's about to hit him.

Jasmine’s life was a nightmare under Ryker, the ruthless Alpha of the Eclipse Pack. Abused, despised, and trapped in a mate bond he refused to reject or accept her rejection, Jasmine seized her chance to escape. But her freedom comes with a shocking twist. She has another mate, Ramon, a powerful and enigmatic Vampire Lord! Supernatural law decrees that when someone has two mates, the rivals must fight to the death for their claim. Yet Ramon, with his gentle resolve, refuses. “I will not win your heart through violence, amor,” he vows. “I will win it through love.” Hiding in the safety of Ramon’s secluded mansion, Jasmine is torn between her two mates. Ryker, who once degraded and tormented her, now hunts her with an obsessive fury, unwilling to let her go. His possessiveness threatens to drag her back into the shadows of her past, even as Ramon’s love offers her a future of strength and freedom. As the mate bond brawl intensifies, Jasmine faces impossible choices. Will she embrace the promise of love and redemption with Ramon, or will Ryker’s unrelenting obsession force her back into his grasp? With danger closing in and her heart divided, Jasmine must confront the darkness of her past and reclaim her power before it consumes her.

**Warning: This title contains m/f/m sexual situations. BWWM Romance: Coral is going through the world's worst breakup. Her boyfriend left her without so much as an explantion, and now all of her personal belongings are thrown all over her parent's front lawn. When she goes back to her job she finds two gorgeous strangers who want to purchase her best properties. While driving there Lev and Indigo begin to ask her very personal questions. The two sexy strangers make a deal with her to purchase her most expensive property if she gives in and indulges them in this intimate conversation. Soon things heat up and the conversation sparks a rendezvous that leaves Coral feeling torn between the two...

Viah Isela Trianes and Zenice Ahn Oliver had a long and tough journey before their loved ones trusted and accepted them completely with their relationship. But with just a single mistake and a small misunderstanding, fate had a chance to play them big time, AGAIN. They never expected that the incident that happened will include their lives. Viah Isela Trianes is known as a skilled businesswoman, an independent and charismatic young lady with a li'l arrogance. Simply put, a Trianes. And Zenice, whose parents are also well-known in their fields, is her only soft spot, her weakness. After years of searching for Zenice Ahn, Viah found out that they were all forgotten by this sweetest girl. She was the only one who never gave up to find her. It was heartbreaking enough that she was all alone that time. And it's more torturing not to be recognized by the one and only love of her f*cked up life. Will she survive and bear the pain? Will she still fight for them, knowing that she'll be all alone again for the nth time? Another life chapter of these two will now . . . begin...

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Elena Lancaster sieht ihr Leben auf den Kopf gestellt, als sie beginnt, für Mark Darkmoor zu arbeiten, einen mächtigen, geheimnisvollen und gefährlich verführerischen Mann. Zwischen einem gescheiterten Verlobung und Gefühlen, die sie nicht erklären kann, kommt sie einem übernatürlichen Geheimnis näher, das ihr Schicksal für immer verändern könnte.

Sofia is a pure-blood vampire who is convicted and sent to the most dangerous prison, the Dark Water Prison. And the first lesson is watch a Giant F**k a little Fairy...... It’s not easy for a lone female vampire to survive alone between savage male beasts who are looking for a chance to hurt or rape her. That’s when she meets the notorious inmate, Alpha Maverick. Werewolves and Vampires have been mortal enemies for centuries, but it’s up to Sofia to forget about their age-old war between the species and accept the help offered by the Alpha. She has to choose. Will she continue to hate the Alpha or fall in love with her enemy? Warning: This story is suitable for mature readers only! © Copyright 2021- 2022 KittyKash92 All Rights Reserved

Die drei Richter-Brüder, für die ich einst das Wichtigste im Leben gewesen sein soll – ausgerechnet als ich unter einem bösartigen Hirntumor litt, waren sie nirgendwo zu finden. Die Operation könnte zu Gedächtnisverlust führen. Ich wollte sie nicht vergessen, also rief ich sie an und bat um Hilfe. Doch kaum war die Verbindung hergestellt, prasselten ihre Beschimpfungen auf mich ein: „Lena, heute ist Vanessas Geburtstag! Musst du uns ausgerechnet jetzt Ärger machen?“ Vor Schmerzen verlor ich das Bewusstsein. Als ich im Krankenhaus wieder aufwachte, sah ich eine Nachricht von Vanessa auf meinem Handy. „Lena, die Brüder haben mir drei Schutzamulette geschenkt, um mich zu beschützen!“ Auf dem Foto waren die drei Schutzamulette zu sehen – dieselben, für die ich sieben Stunden lang im strömenden Regen Schritt für Schritt niedergekniet war und jedes Mal meinen Kopf zur Erde gesenkt hatte, um sie für die Brüder zu erbitten. Endlich gab ich auf. Ich ging allein ins Ausland, ließ mich operieren und vergaß sie. Bis ich eines Tages drei fremde Männer vor meiner Haustür knien sah, die mich wie von Sinnen um Vergebung anflehten.

"Get cleaned up, and go home." He coldly told me. "What?" I managed to reply, still trying to recover from whatever happened. "Honestly, you're a good f*ck, but you'll never be a good Luna. You're weak and definitely not the woman I need by my side to run the pack. ****************** Eighteen-year-old Scarlett De Luca couldn't believe that her mate was the Alpha of her pack, the Moonstone pack. However, she was cruelly rejected for being a lowly omega. Torn, sorrowful, and rejected, she made a vow to become the Luna at all costs, even if she must seduce Alpha Jax first and then exact vengeance on him for rejecting her. Would Scarlett succeed in her plans?

«Find out what happens on full moon nights in October in the dark town of Hammond» Seventeen-year-old Levana Jones moves to the town of Hammond with her older sister Sara, without thinking about the darkness that ensured the place. There is a strange song that children sing around every corner that drives her crazy: «1,2,3 don't go out after sunset 1,2,3 or the wolf is going to eat you» Logan Miller is the typical arrogant and intimidating boy of all the town along with his group of friends who seem inseparable. When Levana and Miller meet there is an inexplicable connection between them, which is where Miller realizes that they are mattes. But there is a problem, Miller's pack had already chosen Levana for the October full moon ritual: a ritual where the purity of a virgin is needed. Miller will have to decide whether to follow his heart or remain that respectable Alpha that he has been all along.