Fake Funny Divorce Papers Novels & Stories

Erin Greer values a good joke more than boundaries. She always says that we have to keep things fun if we want our relationship to last. So she and her childhood friend, Mark Levine, have a standing arrangement. They will orchestrate a surprise every year on our wedding anniversary—with all their friends playing along—just to see if I'll fall for it. Three years ago, she told Mark in front of me that she regretted marrying me. When I turned to leave, she laughed and pulled me back, saying I was too easily teased. Two years ago, she had Mark put divorce papers beside my pillow. After I signed them with a trembling hand, she laughed and said it was just a prank. Last year, she and Mark hel

I asked with a cracked voice, I was almost close to tearing up. "Yes, Just like that Vivian, we agreed to this already and it's already high time" He added as he quickly walked towards the wardrobe and slid out a paper from one of his pants pockets. "Here, it's Divorce papers, sign them already, a good amount of money would be sent to you for your service for three years." He said further, placing the paper in front of me as well as a pen. I looked at the paper in front of me and boldly wrote on it was "DIVORCE AGREEMENT" and Max's signature was already there.

He set it on the coffee table, nodded once at Zane, and disappeared as quickly as he'd arrived. My eyes moved to the suitcase. Then back to Zane. He reached inside his robe pocket and produced a folded document, extending it toward me with the casual ease of a man who had never once in his life been told no. I snatched it from his hand. The paper crinkled as I unfolded it. My eyes skimmed the top line, then the second, then shot back to the top because surely — surely — A marriage contract. My name. His name. Terms and conditions, neatly printed in clean black ink, as though a human life could be summarized in clauses and sub-sections.

My mind couldn't help but wonder what kind of gift he had for me. In excitement, I bit my lower lip as I pulled the document out of the envelope and whispered, "DIVORCE PAPERS" written boldly on the first page. "What the fuck?!" I immediately began to panic. With my heaving chest and my heart racing like I was in some marathon, I flipped the pages of the document as truly they were divorce papers. My eyes scanned through the documents in search of names and in that minute, I could hear the sound of my heart shatter into pieces. Right there, written in thick ink, was my name, "Piper Reye,s," and his t, oo, "Ethan Miller."

“I know that we signed a deal for one year but I believe the purpose of this contract has been served. “ Rafael said with a cold countenance. “The balance of the fifty million will be remitted to your account. You just need to sign the documents.” June felt her heart cut with his words. “Is this a joke?” June picked up the papers and her worst fear was affirmed. It was divorce papers! She dropped the paper like she had been burnt and her eyes searched the stormy ones of her husband. “What is this? What did I do wrong? Why would you want to divorce me?” A thousand and one thoughts ran through her head as she thought of many possible reasons and came up short. “It was never a real marriage. Do

EUDORA ON HIS BEHALF TO PLEASE SIGN THE DIVORCE PAPERS. My grip on the phone turned hard enough that my knuckles hurt. A fake pregnancy? A forged result? A miscarriage I supposedly staged? A womb I supposedly used as part of some twisted manipulation? And now I was the one “refusing” divorce papers? “What the fuck did I just read?”

"Are you Mr. Sawyer? I'm here to deliver the documents from Ms. Nelson. Please sign it within three days and return it to her. If you fail to do so, she'll take legal action against you in a week." Gabriel felt a sense of foreboding. He opened the envelope in front of Curtis and pulled out the documents. As soon as he saw the words "Divorce Agreement", his usual unyielding and aloof face was marred with pain. He looked at Curtis and let out a bitter laugh. "See, I told you she's heartless. My daughter's life is on the line, and she's pushing me to get a divorce." Curtis consoled him, "Don't let this bother you. A woman can do anything when she's angry."

She muttered, "A divorce lawsuit? What? Colin's suing me for divorce? How's that possible? It's fake, right? He's just trying to make me fold, isn't he? This is fake, isn't it? He forged it, right?" Alvin was beaming ear to ear when he realized that I was going through with the divorce for real. He huddled closer to Jazmine to look at the document. Then, he pointed to the official seal at the bottom of the document. "Look, Jazzy. This is the official seal from the court. I think this document is real." She didn't even have the time to fly into a fury before someone from the HR team, the legal team, and the finance team hurried up to her with a thick stack of documents.

“What is it?” He hesitated for a beat before speaking. “We were never divorced.” I blinked. “What?” He reached up, cupping my face gently. “The divorce… It was a hoax. Legally, we’re still married. I made sure of it.” I stared at him, completely thrown. “But… the papers…?” “Fake,” he said simply. “I had them drafted to look real, but they were never processed. You were never really free of me, Ava.”

Bradley dismissed me with a raise of his hand and then he stretched the papers towards me again "Now sign!" "Is this a prank?" I asked frowning. Bradley was not one to joke but I could not have guessed that he had such a terrible sense of humor "It is not funny Bradley" "Do I look like I'm joking?" he said and I was forced to look at his handsome face once more. Nothing in his expression gave anything away about this being a joke but I still could not believe it. "So this is real?" I asked as I pointed to the divorce papers in his hands, still refusing tocollect it from him.