Good Wife And Directionally-Challenged Husband
"Zayn, I don't want Shirley to have any children, so I put abortion pills in her soup. All you have to do is pretend to be lost like you've always done. You love me, don't you? You wouldn't blame me, right?"
Once the recording played, the audience erupted in commotion.
I continued.
"On the day of the professor selection, Zayn used the same tactic to keep me from giving my speech, causing me to lose out on the position.
"I don't blame anyone. I only blame myself for being blinded by love and choosing the wrong man.
"However, I never expected that my husband would plagiarize the paper I spent six months writing to help his little mistress secure her position, and even hired online trolls to sl