Hockey Boyfriend For Pay
And I'm responding so fast, I know Nate Baska would shake his head at me and tell me to act more distant to make myself look cooler.
"I've never seen the hobbit movies but I just Googled it and you’re now fired for calling me a hobbit," she growls in another voice-note, making me laugh out loud. She actually sounds pissed this time, but I know she doesn’t mean it, "You look like the bigass warlock."
"You mean Gandalf?" I ask, laughing way too hard, "We probably look exactly like Frodo and Gandalf when we're standing side by side, to be fair. But my elongated body is a lot more graceful than that, so fuck you in the ass too.”