Fantasy Football Team Name Puns

“Kahit sabay pa tayong nangako sa altar, wala kang aasahan sa’kin. I’m not going to be the husband you want.” Ang mga salitang ito mula kay Luigi Ibarra ay parang kutsilyong tumagos sa puso ni Nami Santiago—isang mayaman ngunit nerdy na babae na matagal nang may lihim na paghanga kay Luigi. Si Luigi, ang pinakasikat na aktor sa bansa, ay napilitang magpakasal kay Nami upang mapanatili ang legacy ng kanyang pamilya. Ngunit kahit kailan, wala itong patak ng pagmamahal para sa kanya. She was the complete opposite of his type, and she knew it. Pero masyado lang talaga siyang martir. Hanggang isang gabi, nagbago ang lahat. Nahuli niyang may ibang babae si Luigi—ang ka-love team nitong si Sasha Alvarez. Sa puntong iyon, tuluyan na niyang binitawan si Luigi. Pero kasabay ng kanyang paglayo ay natuklasan niyang nagdadalang-tao siya. Four years have passed, at nabaliktad ang sitwasyon. Si Luigi na ngayon ang naghahabol nang malaman niyang may anak sila ni Nami. Will she choose to forgive him, or will she move on and choose Arren Corpuz, another famous actor who stood by her side when everything fell apart?

Hasna Cyrene Sullivan live herself in hatred and despair after she witnessed how a beast slaughtered her family. Hasna trained herself using different weapon at her young age. She decided to enter the world of the wolves to avenge her family when she have the strength to fight. After she turned into her right age, she started to locate the Alpha. She entered the world of the wolves and her belief suddenly changed. She fell in love with the last alpha of West Kingdom – Jadris Conri Mervius But the major conflict has come. She found out that she is not a normal human who wanted to give justice to her family but she is the daughter of a witch who needs to behead or kill the remaining bloodline of the Alphas who murder hundreds lives of witches. How can Hasna deal with this situation especially Jadris Conri Mervius – the last alpha who she loved has the blood of the wolf that witches wanted to kill? And how she can clear the name of Jadris to those head hunters who also wanted to kill him? How she can prove that the true evil and traitor is within their group?

Her name is Sapphire Emerald Maxine Lopez. Ang hahaba ng mga pangalan nila di ba? Well it was because of their mom na talagang pinaghandaan ang mga pangalan nila. Their mother dreamed for the future of her two children pero hindi sumang-ayon sa kanya ang kapalaran. Sapphire or preferred to be called as Max is the opposite dream of her mother. She doesn't like girls stuff and even acting and dressing up like a man. Pero, hindi naman siya tomboy o kahit confused man lang. Alam niya na babae siya, nagkataon lang na panlalaki ang interes niya. She built her car remodeling business na unti-unting umani ng pansin sa loob lang ng isang taon. Life is amazing as she think about it. Meet Chase Luke Racinni the only son of one of the richest family in the world. All the girls will line up in just a single snap of his fingers. A womanizer, Casanova and a heartbreaker, name it, he all has it. He doesn't like to see his competitors, especially when he learned that some of his clients, made their cars remodeled from a small company called Transformers Inc. His own brand of cars has been remodeled and he could not accept it. So what he did is, he destroyed it. In just one night, Max's remodeling company kissed the ground to it's downfall without knowing the real reason. Paano kung magtagpo ang kanilang mga landas sa isang hindi inaasahang pangyayari? The circle of fate started to change when the two of them met. Pero paano na lang kung malaman ni Max na ang itinuturing niyang mabait at matulungin na kaibigan na nagkataon na gusto pa niya ay siyang dahilan ng pagbagsak ng niya?

Synopsis "I thought, you won't show up until Zacahria doesn't agree to marry you? Oh, come on Silvia, are you really that desperate?" "Sorry? I think you mistook for someone, excuse me?" "I'm not kidding, so stop pretending you don't know me." " We are tired of your games Silvia." "For the second time, I am not Silvia! So don't ever call me that name again!" she said before turning her back on it and hurriedly leaving that place. Since she went back to the Philippines with his father, she could not sleep and was not able to rest . Because that named Silvia always interrupts her wherever she goes, she is always mistaken for Silvia. And who is that Silvia? Is that really how they look alike? Whoever that woman she's interested to know. When Zacahria saw her, he kidnapped the girl and took her to an island. Zacahria forces her to stop pretending and hiding from her parents because even if she did it over and over again he will not marry her. Olivia was hurt by what she heard so she continued the plan of pretending to be Silvia. And days passed she did enjoying his company. Olivia saw how much he cared for her and she didn't know that she had almost forgotten that she wasn't the woman he was looking for. She enjoyed being Silvia a lot and even more and when she found out that Zacahria was already in love with her she felt jealous for Silvia and felt pity for herself. But she has to put an end to that stupidity. She can't pretend for the rest of her life because she knew in herself that the day will come the real silvia will return.

There's something about the sensation of not knowing where you are, about not seeing the color of things as they occur, but as they truly are. Something about the mystery, the silence, and the cold appeals to me. There's something unspoken about the dark that I can never put into words. Something both terrifying and absolutely gorgeous Secret Agents of havvard (S.A.H) is a hidden government agency that keeps the world safe from powerful and unseen threats everywhere. --------Anastasia Amorist Grey, the 25-year-old daughter of Alfredo Santiago Grey. The Leader of the Alpha Team, known as "Uno" She's heartless, brutal, and cold. But under the cold exterior is a girl who has suffered far too many heartbreaks and losses. Trained to be a great agent who defends, punishes, and brings peace to the world. But what if her final mission with her friends is to annihilate her own father's wickedness? Will someone finally break down the walls of her cold heart, or will she have to face her demons alone? Miller, Zacharyx The 27-year-old man known as "Tres" is a undercover police officer who will meet Anastasia along the way in her tumultuous life. Many people fear him, and he has a dark past that haunts him every night. Will two broken souls fit together perfectly, or will they destroy each other beyond repair? With the mission lurking around the corner will Zacharyx and Anastasia be able to survive the mission? Will Zacharyx be able to save Anastasia?

Antonius Altamirano had everything a man could wish for; wealth, vast properties, and a name in the business industry. But then the problem was, he has a very complicated relationship with women. Hindi niya kayang umiwas sa tukso. He’s a good man, but he can easily be tempted. He had to marry Selene Arnaiz, one of the wealthiest and most famous actresses of her generation. It was a marriage for convenience, for Niu it was to save face from all his investors, and for Selene, it was for her fame and career. But Niu had a secret, he has been in a long-time relationship with Dr. Leann Zubiri, the best surgeon in the country. Niu claimed to be in love with her. Leann was contented to being his mistress for she was really in love with him. She can take it, being not the legal wife, as long as Niu would spare time for her. Niu doesn’t want to add more complication to his relationship with Selene and Leann, but Kate Cadelina entered the picture and shook his world. Niu didn’t expect that he’ll be attracted head over heels with the sassy secretary of her sister-in-law. She’s like a breath of fresh air that gave relief from all the stress in his life. Niu was never been this confused his whole life. Being married to a woman he didn’t love and having a mistress was a huge trouble already. How can he handle this now that he wanted Kate to be part of his life? Who will he choose? The woman he married? Or the woman he claimed that he was in love with? Or Kate, his beautiful ray of sunshine that gives light to his chaotic world?

Si Cindy ay isang teacher nang nakilala niya si Mark na isang gwapong estudiyante. Sa kagustuhang maranasan yung mga fantasy niya sa sex, pinatulan niya si Mark kahit pa alam niya na mahigpit na ipinagbabawal sa isang teacher na patulan ang kanyang estudiyante. Dahil ibinibigay ni Mark ang sex na gusto niya at si Mark ang una niyag naging karanasan, nabaliw siya sa lalaki. Gusto niyang solohin si Mark ngunit hindi pwedeng exclusive si Mark sa iisa lang. Nasira ang buhay niya. Natanggal siya sa pagiging teacher. Naging call center agent naman siya. Lalong lumala ang kanyang pagkahilig sa sex at dumating sa buhay niya si Raymond. Dahil nagpakita ng kabaitan ang napakagwapong si Raymond, inuwi niya ito sa kanila at sa mga unang mga araw, napakabait nga ng lalaki ngunit wala itong trabaho. Kung kailan mahal na niya si Raymond, isang araw pag-uwi niya, wala na lahat ang pera niya, ang lahat ng mamahalin niyang alahas at gamit kasama ng magnanakaw na si Raymond. Doon na naging lalong magulo ang buhay ni Cindy. Nakipagkita na siya sa kung sinu-sino basta maibigay ang hilig niya sa sex. Hindi na siya naniniwala sa pag-ibig. Hanggang sa dumating si Daniel sa buhay niya. Si Daniel na naniniwala sa tunay na pag-ibig kaya niyaya itong pakasal sa kanya. Bumuo sila ng isang pangarap. Masaya na ang kanilang pagmamahalan. Hanggang sa hindi nagagawang kontrolin ni Cindy ang kanyang sakit. Sakit na hindi niya alam na mayroon siya. Paano magtatagal ang pagsasama nila ni Daniel kung walang tiwala si Cindy na mahal talaga siya ng lalaki? Paano masasatisfy ni Daniel si Cindy kung may sakit ang babaeng nymphomania na lalong lumala nang may asawa na siya. Na naghahanap na ang katawan ni Cindy ng sex hindi lang kay Dani kundi sa iba pang mga lalaki?

Fate has been cruel to Yessa, she has been raped and locked by an unknown man and into an accident that leads her to fall into a coma. When she wakes up, she remembers nothing. She just found out that she is married and has a son. She start living her life in the name of Annastasia without knowing anything in her past. With the thought that everything is fine, fate interferes again in her life. Yessa's seemingly perfect life overturned when she meet Ried, the person she abhor the most and the man whom she had forgotten. He was the man who abused and ruined her life, and also the father of her son. She worked for him without knowing the true identity of the man.

From being innocent, Astid Chantria Murillo decided to be a know-all type of girl after her ex-boyfriend dumped her for not being intimate with him. She loves him so much that it is so hard for her to accept that her beloved ex-boyfriend had moved into another relationship, three days after breaking up with her. That's when she learned about Kinky Agency - an agency that offers to help you learn about sexism through their sex education teachers but unfortunately, Astrid is having second thoughts about whether she would still continue the agreement she had with the agency after learning that West Gabrielle Torrealba owns half of the ownership of Kinky agency, who is also her sex education teacher, why? Because, West is her freaking boss, plus the fact that she knew how he treats his women. But, in the middle of her game, in order to make her plans work, she needs to team up with her boss-slash-sex education teacher. Will Astrid succeed in her plans? Will, she finally learned about sexism? "Treat love as a game, I'll show you how it's played."

MY ANONYMOUS BOSS IS THE FATHER OF MY CHILD. **** Ayumi Hilary Serra came from a poor family. Everything is difficult for her as she was a working student. But things suddenly became more complicated after she got pregnant by a stranger. Her life was put in a state of turmoil… uncertainty, anxiety and social disturbances arise. She needed to stop studying and find a job. Blaming the stranger for getting her pregnant is all she can do. After three years, she was hired into a big company, the D.E.M Furniture company, as a janitress. She didn't know the real name of her boss or atleast its physical appearance. Little did she know that her anonymous boss is the father of her child. What will happen if the two cross their path again? Will they recognize each other?