Ferris Bueller Quote Novels & Stories

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

I have a list of date ideas ready to use whenever she lets me take her out. “No.” She says smiling. “Why do you think that is?” I ask looking at her closely. The Uber leaves the city and we head to the suburbs. We have about a half hour drive to get to the fair. “I don’t know… I don’t think I’ve ever thought about doing it.” She says looking at me thoughtful. “Well I hear we won’t regret getting on this Ferris wheel. I read on their website that this particular Ferris wheel has an amazing view. They promise an experience that you will never forget.” I say and she looks at me unconvinced.

> > > > > > > I closed my eyes, spread out my arms, and let the cool breeze kiss my face as the Ferris wheel moved. Enzo, on the other hand, was hugging me as if his life depended on me, and he wouldn't stop screaming like a schoolgirl. Finally, the wheel stopped, and I couldn't help but laugh at Enzo's expression. "You were screaming like a schoolgirl," I teased him. He cleared his throat. "Well, I'm glad you enjoyed the ride." His voice was quiet when he said that. I stopped laughing at once. "Is that one of your fears?" I asked.

“Why does this crap always happen to me?” “Because you have the mouth of a sailor and the impulse control of a raccoon in a candy store,” she replied, dead serious. “Okay, rude. But accurate.” She suddenly snapped her fingers like she’d just solved world peace. “Wait! What if you say you were quoting Shakespeare?” I stared. “Shakespeare. And what play, exactly, has the line ‘Fuck you, shit’ in rapid-fire succession?” She shrugged. “A modern interpretation?” “I’m gonna modernly interpret my foot into your shin.”

Lisa who just took a bite of her burger forgot to chew it and swallowed down it as it was, considered how just Carl hit on her by taking her name in an over-enthusiastic tone. She knew the instant he entered there that he got something exciting to tell them all, especially Lisa. "Hey, Carl! Tell me what it is?" Lisa replied and inquired directly about the matter as she had guessed. "Guess what? Guess what?" He repeated the words twice to create more suspense among his gang. "Professor Burton got his favorite old-fashioned-Ferrari got rushed into a pol?" Mona guessed as she stuffed another crispy fry into her mouth. "I wish he could have but no," Carl said as he made a disgusted face.

‘Who says that I don’t have the guts to hop on a carousel? … “Fishing. Let’s fish for some small fishes.” “I don’t want to…” ‘go…’ “You’re bad at bumper cars and you don’t have the guts to take the carousel, but you can’t possibly be bad at fishing too, can you?” “Let’s compete, Mr. Soros. Let’s see who can get more fishes.” … “Rollercoaster… Forget about the rollercoaster. It’s so boring. I’d rather race on the highway in my car by myself. That’ll be even more exciting than this. Let’s go. We won’t ride this.”

The memories of the countless hours we had spent here, laughing and sharing our dreams, welled up within me, causing a prickling sensation behind my eyes. "Here, I found it in my car!" Ferris exclaimed excitedly, stretching out a can of soda towards me. I quirked a brow at him, a hint of amusement playing on my features. "What? How long has that been in your car?" I asked, unable to resist the urge to tease him. Ferris bit his lip, his gaze shifting upward as he pensively counted on his fingers. "Erm… yes! That time Link and I went to a basketball game!" he declared, his eyes lighting up with the excitement.

He said, standing up. "Why didn't you just take us?” I yelled after him. “You know I'm a terrible driver" he yelled back. I scoffed, smiling. That was true. His favorite quote was, why drive a car when it's not trying to kill you? Only God knows where he read that one from....