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Dahlia is a sweet and a loving wife to her husband, Travis Monte Cristo, a CEO of MC Inc. 5 years of being married, Dahlia feels like she is in heaven.They are both madly in love to each other and she feels euphoria. When just Dahlia thinks her marriage life is perfect, she finds out that Travis is having an affair with another woman, nothing hurts more when she finds out the other woman is her best friend, Emery. Will she stay and fight for her love or will she go, forget everything and start a new life?

PSYCHOTHERAPIST© ALL RIGHTS RESERVEDThis is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously.Rated SPG - 18+Matured Content  Not Suitable For Young Audiences.SYPNOSISSi Monica Esquibel. Ang simpleng mag-aaral na may dinadalang mabigat na problema. Ang problema sa pamilya't kaibigan ang mag tutulak sa kanya upang pag-tangkaan ang kanyang sariling buhay.Pamilya't kaibigan na magiging sanhi ng depression na kayang ka-haharapin, at dagdagan pa ng isang problemang di pwede kaninoman; Kahit sa kanyangPSYCHOTHERAPIST.

Gracie, daughter of Lucifer, was sent to Earth to find her brother who ditched his responsibilities in Hell. Her brother was disguised as a teacher in an elite high school so she went there as a 16-year-old high school student.The only plan was to forcibly dragged her brother back to Hell but things changed when her life turns upside-down. She was tangled in campings, field trips, school plays which she really hated to the hell and back. Between those happenings, she met David, a human with a cold personality but with a very biblical name.David was already engaged with another human but the blame was on her when the girl suddenly died. Because ever since she arrived at that school, killings never stopped but she swears in the name of her father and all her uncles, she did not do the deed.Can she successfully persuade her brother to go back home when all of the happenings in school are not according to her liking?What about David? She liked that damn human.

WARNING: [R18] STORY WITH EXTREMELY EXPLICIT CONT'ENT Matapos mapag-alaman ang tungkol sa ginagawang panloloko sa kaniya ng kaniyang nobyo na si Norman ay labis na nasaktan si Aria. Pero hindi niya inakala na ang masakit na pangyayaring iyon ng kaniyang buhay ang magdadala sa kaniya kay James.Gwapo, mayaman pero babaero.At si James ang klase ng sitwasyon na alam ni Aria na hindi niya makakayang iwasan kailanman.O maaaring alam niya at ang totoo ay ayaw lamang niyang gawin iyon?Pero anak lang ang kailangan nito sa kaniya. At siyempre kasama narin doon ang bagay na alam niyang siya man gugustuhin niyang maulit dahil hinahangad narin niya.Paano naman ang puso niya?Ano ang katiyakan na hindi siya iibig sa binata kung ang lahat ng hinahanap niya sa isang lalaki ay kay James niya nakita?

HAYDEN HUNTER WILLIAMS. Talented, matipuno, matalino at ubod na gwapong taga-pagmana ng Williams' business empire. Eldest son of Atalia Suarez- Williams and Hunter Williams (from the book " Famous ft Nobody"). He is like a true emperor that capable of running his own kingdom well. Wala nang kulang pa sa pagkatao n'ya. That's what he thought. He manages their businesses and anchored it to triple their already extemely vast wealth. Kaya everytime na maibalitang papasukan ng mga Williams ang isang investment, halos magkakandarapa at mag-uunahan ang mga investors na magsisipag -invest dito. He is the youngest yet the richest CEO in the business world. And he is the very last kind of person you wanna trifled with. He has no plans on getting married, but he definitely wants a child. Who could it be this lucky girl he wants to offer his seed with? Is she really lucky enough or maybe the total opposite? Find it out on how this "almost perfect" man's story unfold and how he deal the obstacles along the way. Note: This story is a sequel of my first book "Famous ft Nobody". It is a love story of Hayden's parents.

Shaina’s past relationships were all terrible. The last man she loved and trusted was having an affair with her cousin. Even worse, she was framed as the betrayer. Shaina swore that she would never love again; she’d let hell loose for those who broke her heart. But a night of mistakes was all it took to change her mind. She gave birth to a pair of cute twins. She was overwhelmed with the fact that her children’s unknown father was not just handsome but also a genius. They definitely took after him. “Mommy, don’t worry, we can help you find our father,” said five-year-old, Adrian. Shaina felt like she’d have a heart attack due to her son’s response. Instead of being disappointed because she didn’t even know their father, the kids were excited to find this man. Too many questions needed to be answered when she came back with her children. Where should she start if she can’t remember even the face of the man who impregnated her?

WARNING: [R18] STORY WITH EXTREMELY EXPLICIT CONTENT She considered herself as Andrew's number one fan. Andrew Scott, a famous actor, and has always been the most beautiful highlight of Lana's fangirling years. She dreamed of seeing and embracing him. She dreamed of marrying him. But she never once thought in her fangirl life that all her dreams and fantasies about Andrew could have even more thrilling and romantic scenes. It was more than what she thought. But it wasn't easy because she knew for a fact they were from different worlds, so she was forced to stay away. But destiny has always had its own way of reuniting hearts set for one another. Because Lana met the young man again three years later. And this time she knew she could do nothing more, but introduce Andrew to Andrea, their daughter. The fruit of a nightly fulfillment of all of Lana's fantasies about her admired actor.

The wind blows to give a sign that the blue moon goddess has appeared in the night sky. Gisella froze when she saw what was in front of her."She killed your sister, this human. why are you just silent?" snapped a woman with knee-length black hair"I, I don't understand what you're talking about?. I didn't kill anyone," argued Grisella. she was stunned because the blue-eyed man was staring at her nowThe wolf's howling was then heard clearly, singing along to accompany the night's silence amidst the lush forest."What are you waiting for, she's a heartless human being," insisted that woman again. Gaze at Grisella with hate. Meanwhile, the blue-eyed man, with fur that had appeared all over his body, was silent."I can not," said the man with blue eyes began to voice, "I can not. She's my mate," repeated the man in his sad voice."What? She who killed your brother, how could she, your mate? You choose her, or your clan?" repeated the woman. What is the man's answer ????

Simula ng mamatay ang pinaka importanteng tao sa buhay ni Ivy, ang mama nya ay naging impyerno na ang buhay nya sa kamay ng tiyahin at tiyuhin nya. Nagawa syang ipambayad ng mga ito sa utang, sa may ari ng beer house kung saan talamak ang bentahan ng laman. Sa pagtakas nya ay nagtago sya sa sasakyan ng isang retiradong sundalo. Pansamantalang kinupkop sya nito. Binihisan at pinakain. Hanggang isang araw ay nag alok ito na babayaran ang mga taong humahabol sa kanya kapalit ng pagpapakasal. Dapat ba syang magtiwala dito? O kagaya din ito ng mga lalaking walang ibang hangad kundi ang katawan nya? Jeizhiro Natividad and Ivy Crisostomo story #TAGALOG #MATURE

What if you're broken-hearted? Would you do the thing that you haven't done in your whole life? Charmane Cordova. Unexpectedly meet, this most sought-after bachelor... Bradley Hernandez, A guy that she doesn't know yet, A guy that got her attention, and a guy she had spent her whole night with... And this will be their, JUST ONE NIGHT together.