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Kalilah is a single mom who promised to herself that she will not open her heart for a relationship again because of her big heart break in the past. Roswell, a billionaire and businessman will come to her life one day. He was attracted by her and her personality and will fell in love with her. Kalilah doesn't give her attention to him but Roswell will do everything to win Kalilah's heart.

"Ma'am, you have dengue," Keisha felt extremely weak upon hearing the news from the doctor. She didn't know how she contracted dengue and why. "Doctor, what are you injecting? Is it necessary?" the doctor replied, assuring her that he knew what he was doing. She trusted the doctor and believed she would recover. She allowed him to administer the injection in her sensitive area. In less than a week, she was discharged, and indeed the doctor had done a great job. But as time went by, she felt changes in her body. She often vomited in the morning and felt abdominal discomfort. These were signs that she was pregnant! How could this happen? She was still a virgin! Until she remembered the injection administered by the doctor. She realized that what was injected into her was worse than Dengvaxia, as she now had to endure nine months until she gave birth. But the big problem was, who was the father of her unborn child? She didn't know that she was bearing the Billionaire Heir.

Nangako si Alessandra na si Fredrinn lamang ang pakamamahalin at aalayan ng sarili habambuhay matapos nitong iligtas siya mula sa isang sunog. Pinakasalan siya ng lalaki, ngunit agad rin sinundan ng trahedya– ang biglaang pagkasawi ng kaniyang ama at madrasta. Sa gitna ng pagdadalamhati, unti-unting lumabas ang tunay na kulay ng kaniyang asawa. Sinaktan, ipinagpalit sa ibang babae, at pinatay para lang makuha ang kaniyang kayamanan. Binigyan siya ng pangalawang pagkakataon para baguhin ang kaniyang kapalaran. Pipigilan niya ang sarili na mahulog sa kamay ng lalaking sumira sa kaniya. Sa muling pagdilat ng kaniyang mga mata, ang mukha ng lalaking pinakaayaw niya ang bumungad sa kaniya– si Rafael Villareal, ang kaniyang stepbrother. Paano kung sa muling pagtibok ng kaniyang puso, ay sa maling tao pa rin siya mapunta? Paano kung handa na siyang piliin ng taong mahal niya, ngunit ang kapalit ay ang pagkasira ng sariling pamilya? Ipaglalaban niya ba ang pag-ibig, o susuko na lang sa itinakda ng tadhana?

'You will only be a good child if you are a good parent to your own child'  Miguel Ice Javier was a lovable man to his mother, but did he become a guardian for his child and family?  When they find the path again, will they give him a chance to figure out what is wrong and stand on what is right?  Aira Jen Villanueva is an independent woman who, at an early age, had her own business, but what would she do if the personality she had was far from known to her? So it affected her as a future mother.  How long will Michael be a good man and a son to his mother? He will be able to resist his love for his mighty Father. So he's able to fight Mr. Santiago's kind.  This is Bastard Billionaire,a novel written by Anne_belle

*The Queen And The Freak (Filipino/Taglish Edition)* --- Si Blair ay isang bampira na kakalipat lang mula sa Transylvania upang maranasan ang buhay ng isang normal na tao kasama ang kanyang ina-inahan sa Amerika. Nakilala niya ang isang nakakabighaning dalaga na nagngangalang Pryce, na buong akala nya ay kinasusuklaman siya sa kadahilanang hindi maganda ang kanilang unang pagkikita. Lahat ay nagbago sa buhay ni Blair nang 'di niya inakala na darating ang panahon na mahuhulog siya kay Pryce, na hindi pala isang normal na tao, ngunit isang werewolf na nalalapit na ang awakening. And none of them knew na si Pryce ay hindi lamang isang ordinaryong werewolf kundi ang nakatadhanang reyna.

It is a one night mistake, a mistake that she will never regret. Mikaya's one night mistake at the bar with the stranger turns her life upside down. When she found out she was pregnant, she immediately broke up with her boyfriend and chose to go home to the province because of her parents. She live a simple and a happy life with his son. But fate is playful, because there is no secret that cannot be revealed. When her ex-boyfriend finds out that she has a child he's ready to take the responsibility for the child thinking that he is the father. Is she ready to tell him the truth? Or she will let his son meet the person he still loves. But love cannot make two people stay with secrets and lies. Would a woman like her be ready to reveal the whole truth?

Rey Jhon Zialcita, a gay young man, once worked as the babysitter of Gabriella Chan—a spoiled girl who don't know how to cut onions because she always got everything she wanted. The only person who knew his secret was Gabriella because she once caught him kissing a photo of a man and even asked him straight out if he was a gay. Everything went fine with his job as her babysitter not until Gabriella’s debut party. That night, Rey Jhon gave in to temptation. He thought things were turning out the way he had always imagined. But reality was far from perfect. After that, he went away, searching for answers to the questions that troubled him. When he finally found them and came back to Gabriella but it only led to more pain. He should have known there was a problem waiting to be uncovered. But when he finally discovered the truth, it was far bigger and more heartbreaking than he ever expected. Now the question is—will he be able to win in the end?

Today is Lia's 28th birthday and found herself bidding for a man to take her virginity! "The bidding for him will start now!" the MC announced on the side. “29 thousand!” A woman screamed. "29 thousand, going twice, going trice, is there no one going to fight?" The MC asked. Lia didn't know what was going through her mind to raise her hand, "30 thousand!" She shouted before the bidding was closed. "30 thousand, the bidding is close! You'll have one hot night with him!"

Halos hindi makakurap si Cash dahil ang inosente niyang mata ay nakasaksi ng isang makasalanang ginagawa ng dalawa. ''heyyy!! who are you ?"galit na tanong ng lalaki sa kanya habang nagaayos ng zeeper. ''heyyy again?" pumitik na ito sa harap ng mukha niya at doon lamang bumalik ang kaluluwa na parang humiwalay dahil sa nakita niyang ginagawa ng dalawa kanina. ''sino ba yan ?" galit na saad ng babaeng kaniig ng lalaki kanina .Abala ito sa pag aayos ng mukha mula sa harap ng isang malaking salamin. ''tapusin muna yan at umalis kana !!! '' utos nito sa babae . Napapalunok nalang siya dahil sa seryosong mukha at pananalita ng lalaki dahil parang nabitin at kasalanan niya dahil namali siya ng bukas sa isang cubicle ng banyo . ''at ikaw bakit hindi ka man lang kumatok basta basta ka nalang papasok '' galit nitong salita habang duro duro siya sa mukha . ''aba kasalanan ko pa kayo itong hindi naglolock ng pintuan haler!!!!'' pag aangal niyang sagot.Ang ayaw niya sa lahat dinuduro ang mukha niyang maganda. ''stay away here now !! '' natakot siya bigla dahil sa galit nitong boses dahil sa takot ay nagmadaling lumabas sya ng banyo dala ang takot at pagkabigla sa lahat ng kanyang nasaksihan ngayong araw at idagdag pa niya masungit na lalaki . Hindi na berhen ang kanyang mata dahil sa nasaksihan sa dalawa ni man lang manood ng isang malaswang video hindi niya magawa . Inis naman na binalibag ni Theo ang pintuan ng banyo at lumabas .Hindi niya matanggap na may makakita sa kagaguhan niya . Hindi niya gustong lokohin ang asawa nito pero nangangailangan lang siya bilang lalaki kaya nagagawa niyang maglihim at tumikim ng ibang babae . Yan ang tunghayan natin sa kwento nila Evan Theo Fortillen at Cashandra Torero .. (Warning rated SPG) 18+ only .

Ethan Montenegro is Allison Garcia's impossible dream. Ito iyong sikat na heartthrob sa campus, at siya naman iyong saktong tahimik na nag-eexist lang sa background. Hindi siya napapansin at okay lang iyon sa kanya. Ethan and Allison's paths were never meant to cross until a mere nanosecond of eye contact changed everything. Since then, Ethan has become like bubblegum stuck on her shoe. Hindi na niya ito maipagpag dahil pirmi na itong nakadikit lagi sa kanya. Hanggang sa ang pagkakaibigan nila ay nauwi sa pagmamahalang noong una ay confident si Allison na kahit anong mangyari ay ipaglalaban nila ang isa't isa. Hindi niya akalaing isang araw, siya ang mismong gagawa ng paraan para kamuhian siya ng lalaking minamahal. She broke his heart and made sure the sin she committed was beyond redemption. When fate brings them together again, would Ethan find it in his heart to forgive Allison?