Fliptop Lines Funny Tagalog Novels & Stories

sagot ni Thalia, pero sa loob-loob niya, aminado siyang kahit papaano ay nakakamiss niya ang kakulitan ni Nathan noon. "Sige, sige. Try ko lang, ha? Anong sabi ng isda na nag-swimming nang paatras?" Napakunot-noo si Thalia. "Ano?" "Edi, ‘eh di ako!'" Sagot ni Nathan sabay tawa sa sarili niyang joke. Napailing si Thalia. "Corny mo talaga." "Pero kita ko, ngumiti ka! Ayan, gumaan na ang mood, di ba?"

Magalang siyang tumango rito, at gumanti ito ng tango. “Dinalhan ko kayo ng manggo float muffins,” sabi niya, inilapag ang plato, pilit na nagmumukhang kaswal at tinatago ang pagkailang. “Hindi sila masyadong matamis, kaya malamang magugustuhan ninyo.”

"What?" "You look sexy when you speak tagalog. I mean ang hot, I mean, ang c-cute l-lang," nauutal kong sabi rito na ikinangiti niya. "Thanks for that. You look cute also. I luv it when I see you stuttering. I hope because of my hotness at kagwapuhan ko." "I think so," wala sa sarili kong sabi saka tumingala sa langit para tignan ang mga bituin. Nabigla na lang ako ng hapitin ako nito.

Cristine believed the man was also making fun of her intelligence. Cristine thought she was crazy for believing that this man was the one sent from above. Is it possible for God to send someone else? She's running late. Is it really necessary for her to ask him? Her pride would not allow her to do so. But what kind of pride are you talking about in these times? Cristine swallows her saliva as she considers whether to ask in a coquettish or gentle manner. Being a female is difficult. ... A/N: Actually, "Noodles" was a stand-in curse. Noodles are referred to as "pansit" in Tagalog, which sounds close to the curse "f*ck shit." I used noodles since I didn't like the MC cussing.

Inilock ko muna ang bike bago tuluyang naglakad papasok. "Shit" napamura ako ng makitang nagla line na ang mga estudyante para sa flag ceremony. Ramdom line lang naman dahil hindi pa namin alam ang section namin Dali-dali akong tumakbo at pumila sa likod. Medyo matangkad ako kaya sa likod talaga ako pumila. Kumakanta ako ng Lupang Hinirang ng hindi mapigioang mainis sa mga babaeng nasa unahan ko. Imbis kasi na kumanta ay panay ang pag-uusap nito sa kaniyang katabi.

Oh, pag-ibig, Fortune Cookie Pag nabuksan 'di mo na mapipigilan 'to Hey hey hey, sunod na pangyayari Walang ibang makapagsasabi Lumuluha, Fortune Cookie Wag naman na 'di na gustohing umibig pa Hey hey hey, hey hey hey Madami pang pag-ibig darating sa iyong buhay Ang kalungkutan ay dapat 'di na kalimutan Bukas may magbibigay din ng kaligayahan sa iyo"

I’m going to use Tagalog instead. Nag-iisang pag-ibig ang nais makamit yun ay ikaw Nag-iisang pangako na di magbabago para sayo San ka man sana'y maalala mo Kailan man asahan di mag kalayo Tanging ikaw lamang ang aking iibigin Walang ibang hiling kundi ang yakap mo't halik I looked at him and he did the same but I turned my sight to others. Hindi malilimutan mga araw natin kay sarap balikan

(this people are ability users) the boss introduced them one by one and the group turned loud when they saw Christian “tangina! May bata! Gagawin mob a yang pampataba sa lupa pag mamatay?” (Crap! A child! Will he be useful as a fertilizer when he died?) Christian flinched when he heard the statement. He knows that there will be a backlash when they find out that a child will tag along

Megan Vee: Eh Megan Vee: I have school again in a few days so comme ci comme ca Logan dela Vega: uhhhh Megan Vee: it’s French Logan dela Vega: IM not Megan Vee: Means so, so 50/50 Megan Vee: knucklehead hahahaha Logan dela Vega: oy may honors kaya ako56 Megan Vee: okay Megan Vee: so?????? Logan dela Vega: gago ka57 Megan Vee: hahahahahahahahaa Megan Vee: So what are you planning to do while the Enchanted trip is pending? Logan dela Vega: Chill Logan dela Vega: say hi to the kambing58 that passes by the back of our house Megan Vee: WOW PROBINSYA59! Logan dela Vega: Probinsya naman talaga60 hahaha

Natatawang aniya ni Rui sa binata. "When the first time i kiss you!, I mark you as mine. So tell me, sino itong malakas ang loob na basta ka na lang hinalikan, ako mismo ang magpapakulong sa kaniya!” galit na aniya ni Maynard "You really do that for me?" Wika ni Rui rito