Fliptop Lines Funny Tagalog Novels & Stories

Sarcastic I slowly close my eyes i feel the peace in this kingdom, i fell like im home. I open my eyes where am i? Its so dark i cant see anything! I hear some voices whispering in my ears i hate it! "Wag kang mawawalan ng pag asa hija" i heard it, whats this? "Zuri wake up" ""What do you think my daughter you can have a happy life?" Im scared, im so scared Its look like an echo inside in my mind "Baby dont hate me okay? Uhmmm daddy loves you so much kaya gising ka na"

singhal nito. "That is one of the beke language na ang ibig sabihin ay tomboy or lesbian." Paliwanag ko sa kanya. "Hoy, umayos ka huh! Don't tell me na namamakla ka na!" "Tsk...pasmado na naman 'yang bibig mo. Narinig ko lang 'yan huh!" Natawa na lang ito at kapagkuwa'y biglang nalungkot.

Pwede naman syang magpakilala ng maayos. Tumalikod ako pero hindi parin umaalis. "Nina. Nina ang pangalan ko magnanakaw." I said then tumakbo papaalis. Which I regret the moment I run. ********* PLEASE DON’T FORGET TO VOTE, COMMENT, SHARE AND FOLLOW. THANKS A LOT BABY WEIRDOS. FOR MORE IMPORTANT UPDATES PLEASE VISIT THE FOLLOWING: F******k: Sam Velasquez F* Page: Samx Writes Twitter: @Oddly_Weird_Mis

"By the way, thank you for your compliment earlier but babe?...I just noticed that you are so talented, you can read even if it's facing the ot Salamat sa compliment pero ngayon ko lang napansin...ang talented mo pala, nakakapagbasa ka kahit baliktad." tumawa ako at umiiling iling na lumabas kaya hindi ko na nakita ang reaksiyon nito.

“Whatever. Let’s go. ” 'How can she look adorable with those frowning lips?' Darn it! I must be out of my mind! Why would I find her adorable? She's a brat who treats me like a disposable toy! “Where are you taking me again? I don't remember if we agreed to go somewhere today. ” "You’ll see. Just follow my lead and don't talk too much, old corn.” "Old corn?" I raised an eyebrow at what she called me. "Matandang mais in Tagalog."

I'll gladly appreciate it a lot, also I accept constructive criticism] [Lets be mutual in f*. Aeoss Wp] [Gusto ko kayong maging friends doon, and once again always remember to do a fitness exercise at pangalagaan ang sarili. Mahal ko kayo!]

bakit siya sumisigaw? "ETO NA MALILIGO PALANG PO." sigaw ko din at ngumisi 'tagalan ko kaya para mas exiting. Dahan dahan lang ang pag ligo dahil baka mamaya madulas ako at baka dito na ang katapusan kaya kailangan mag ingat lalo na't alam kong may demonyong nag hihintay sa labas. "P*****A CHESKA BILISAN MO." "P*****A TYRONE MANYAK MAG HINTAY KA."

Ng may humila sa balikat ko. Sisigaw na sana ako ng... "Jin..." "Para kang baliw." "Hinahabol ako ng ..." "Ng ano?" " kwago." Ngumisi siya. "Mabuti ng kwago ang naghahabol sa'yo kaysa mga multo." Saka niya ako tinalikuran. Ha? Multo... eh parang multo nga ang kwagong yun! Ano ba! Ayun nakadapo sa puno ng niyog...

"Naku, ayos lang. Medyo takot din kasi ako sa aso kaya n-napaakyat ako sa puno." Humalakhak siya. "You look adorable there," komento niya. "Adorable monkey." "Adorable tarsier." "Adorable caterpillar." "Yah! Tumigil ka na nga!" "Adorable... home." Mas lalo pa kaming humalakhak at nag-apiran. Matapos naming matawa ay nagtitigan kami at ngumiti sa isa't isa. Nilahad niya ang kanyang kamay.

Young Kai furrowed his brow at the girl's question. "Huh?" "Sabi ko, “Bakit ka umiiyak?” bingi ka ba? (I said, 'Why are you crying?' Are you deaf?)" the girl asked. "Sorry but I can’t understand you," he replied, still confused by what the girl meant to say. "Patay! Alien! (Shoot! Alien!)" the girl exclaimed, slapping her forehead. "What?" young Kai asked, confused. " Paano ba ‘to? Hmm… Ah! Why you cry? Teka tama ba? Basta ‘yon na ‘yon! (How do I do this? Hmm... Ah! Why you cry? Is that right? Well, close enough!)"