Novel & Cerita Flirty Jokes

“Don’t just say things like that!” I laugh. “Why not?” “Someone could hear you, you big idiot!” I grin at her, and since she is so angry at me, red in the face and whatnot, I decide to mess with her by flirting. “There is no one here but us, babe. No one is going to hear me call your pussy pretty and pink and utterly delicious.”

"you're just a glorified servant, you clown" " yes I'm a gloried servant who comes afford to put up with your crazy fake lifestyle" "I'm such a fool to waste my time with you for this long, you don't appreciate me.. I'm leaving your stupid ass" "just go and never come back with your tales by the moonlight Cos I'll never accept you back!!" "really?". Kris was marveled at Jack outburst "yes really. last time I checked you've cheated twice and I will never accept you back if you decide to fool around for the third time" he said and stormed

It doesn’t look right on him somehow and I don’t like him seeming so Mr Nice. Yeah, I know I am screwed up. I don’t trust good guys or the act of one. ’Eww, don’t!’ I put my finger in mouth and mock vomit at his attempts. ‘Cringe isn’t your style and you definitely need work on those chat up lines,’ I eyeroll dramatically. ‘Tell me what works for you and I am all in.’ It’s a low, husky definite flirt mode. The charm and jokes are making me uneasy, narrowing my gaze at him with warning that I am onto his weird little game, even if I don’t know what it is.

I proceeded to squint one of my eye but decided I looked foolish doing it because the Lockhart boy was laughing. Phoenix laughed. "She means a wink. A wink. Darn it, girl!" He pointed at the embarrassed boy who had supposedly "winked" at me and laughed. "Haven't seen a girl call you out so blatantly on flirting before." There's the word again. Flirting. I laughed because that's what Hannah had told me before. They were paying me to laugh and be cheerful while I served this table. Later after the boys left, I went back to Alec who was serving drinks to some people. "Hey Alec, what's flirting?"

he said, still staring at me. Does this still work on girls? Yuck. “I wasn’t going to do anything about it, but then you flirt with me.” I did flirt with him. With my best sexy self, I smiled at him and tilted my head, “well, give me your number and I will call you when I get home.” He diverted his eyes and chortles. I don’t know what’s funny. I waited until he quiet down. though, I secretly don’t want him to. His laughter is arousing.

“Grew with you.” His eyes widened before he turned away quickly, muttering, “Yeah, you’re totally flirty.” I bit back my laugh. The last thing I wanted was to give the rich crowd around us a free show. “Are you saying flirty is a bad thing… or a good thing?” I asked, leaning closer. “It’s not bad exactly. Not good either,” he said, pointing his spoon at me. “So what is it, Eli?” I chuckled. He smirked. “Depends on the mood.”

I gasped, quickly looking around in case Berting or Sally was nearby. "Why? You don't like it?" he teased, making my cheeks heat up because I did. "Answer me, baby." "Of course, I like it!" He pointed his finger at me and motioned for me to come closer. When I did, he suddenly flicked my forehead. "Ouch!" "That's what you'll get every time you answer my dirty jokes like that." "Does it always have to come with a flick?" I pouted. "So you won't forget."

Alec said while swatting at me. “I wasn’t checking you out. I don’t even swing that way. I was just admiring your sexy body and getting jealous.” I said laughing. “Well, whatever it is it’s weirding out bro.” “Come on baby. You know you like it. You know you want me.” I said giving him flirty look with puppy dog eyes. He looks at me taken back and I just crack up laughing. “Dude, I’m joking. Seriously, you know I don’t swing that way. I just love giving you a hard time.” I said as I smack his shoulder and he starts cracking up too.

"As soon as I catch my breath, you can take me out on the dance floor and swing me around. Maybe you can even get all gropey with me if you feel confident enough." He laughed, nodding at her in a shy, reserved manner. "I figured I could at least do your boyfriend a solid by hanging around you and keeping the other vultures away." She giggled. "To tell you the truth, Jack, I'm a little irritated with myself," she said playfully. "Oh?" he asked, looking down at her again. She nodded. "You see, I've got a different definition of the word 'flirt' than other people do. For me, flirting can involve kissing, touching, sucking... swallowing..."