Flirty Jokes Novels & Stories

Jomi said and Felix wore a small smile as he placed his head on his palm. “Why? I can’t laugh when I want to?” Felix asked and Jomi shook her head. “That’s not what I wanted to say. I wanted to say you look really attractive when you laugh like that” Jomi replied and Felix found himself tongue tied. It was one of the few times Jomi flirted with him without warning. He chuckled before standing up “I’ll drop our order” Felix said as he walked away. Jomi chuckled as he walked away. He still felt uncomfortable when she flirted with him, Jomi made a mental note to stop it since it made him feel uncomfortable.

"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining. Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile. “Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked. “What?” Szan asked. “Ouch.” Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough. One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.

She pointed at his mouth. "Where? My mouth?" "Haha! Yes. Let's start with your mouth. How about, you stop stuttering when you talk. Haha!" "Jeez! Hahaha!" What was so funny about that? This was low-key, her flirting with him! I can't stand this girl anymore! "Ok Amy, you're funny!" No she is not. Stop lying on her face. You know she is flirting with you! "Well thank you. I'll take that as a compliment."

Right now I was acting dumb, afraid to use my voice so I don't snap at him "The interesting part of this is that I'm willing to share everything with you. Besides, I can tell you're unmarried, there's no ring there. I'm single as well, so why don't we just tango." He said flirtatiously with an awkward wink. Is this how he flirts with job applicants? I asked myself, thinking of all the poor girls that must have fallen prey to his antics. I couldn't hold it in anymore so I let out a humourless laugh, he stared at me like I'd grown an extra head.

“Okay, fine, I’m not sure I could do bad breath. The mustache could maybe be overlooked.” “You’re such a liar. Go on. How should a woman flirt with you? Make you want her?” Jubilee realized she sounded breathless as she asked the question, and she stared down at her notepad so Heath wouldn’t see her expression. “I like when a woman teases. I also like when she touches me—nothing overt, but in small ways. And cleavage helps, too, although I prefer nice legs and long hair.” Jubilee wanted to ask if he hated short hair—considering she’d just cut hers into a bob—but she bit her lip. “And what should she talk about?”

The moment the doors closed behind us, I exhaled, laughter finally spilling out halfway up the ride. “What’s funny?” he asked, glancing down at me, one brow raised. “That woman,” I said, grinning despite myself. “She likes you.” He frowned, utterly clueless. “Mae? Come on, baby, she’s just like that with everyone.” “Oh, please,” I scoffed, folding my arms. “I might be only twenty-four, but I can spot when someone’s flirting with what’s mine.” My tone was playful, but my words had an edge sharp enough to draw blood.

he said, still staring at me. Does this still work on girls? Yuck. “I wasn’t going to do anything about it, but then you flirt with me.” I did flirt with him. With my best sexy self, I smiled at him and tilted my head, “well, give me your number and I will call you when I get home.” He diverted his eyes and chortles. I don’t know what’s funny. I waited until he quiet down. though, I secretly don’t want him to. His laughter is arousing.

I gasped, quickly looking around in case Berting or Sally was nearby. "Why? You don't like it?" he teased, making my cheeks heat up because I did. "Answer me, baby." "Of course, I like it!" He pointed his finger at me and motioned for me to come closer. When I did, he suddenly flicked my forehead. "Ouch!" "That's what you'll get every time you answer my dirty jokes like that." "Does it always have to come with a flick?" I pouted. "So you won't forget."

Alec said while swatting at me. “I wasn’t checking you out. I don’t even swing that way. I was just admiring your sexy body and getting jealous.” I said laughing. “Well, whatever it is it’s weirding out bro.” “Come on baby. You know you like it. You know you want me.” I said giving him flirty look with puppy dog eyes. He looks at me taken back and I just crack up laughing. “Dude, I’m joking. Seriously, you know I don’t swing that way. I just love giving you a hard time.” I said as I smack his shoulder and he starts cracking up too.

"As soon as I catch my breath, you can take me out on the dance floor and swing me around. Maybe you can even get all gropey with me if you feel confident enough." He laughed, nodding at her in a shy, reserved manner. "I figured I could at least do your boyfriend a solid by hanging around you and keeping the other vultures away." She giggled. "To tell you the truth, Jack, I'm a little irritated with myself," she said playfully. "Oh?" he asked, looking down at her again. She nodded. "You see, I've got a different definition of the word 'flirt' than other people do. For me, flirting can involve kissing, touching, sucking... swallowing..."