Seafood Feast on My Tab? Think Again
Right in the middle of the workday, my coworker, Stanley Graham, suddenly jumps up and slaps me on the shoulder.
"Next week is Mr. Todd's birthday. Since your family runs a seafood restaurant, I'll tell you what—I'll chip in 99 bucks to treat the whole department at your place to celebrate!"
He starts counting dishes on his fingers. "We need lobster and king crab. The fish has to be a fresh-killed red snapper. Don't skimp on the appetizers, and keep the beer and sodas flowing. Oh, and keep an eye on the shellfish. Mr. Todd has gout. Do a good job. Don't embarrass our department."
He nudges me with a smirk. "When Mr. Todd walks away happy, he'll probably throw a massive bonus your way. You