Freaky Meme Novels & Stories

I don't think you can even get that. Kayley ~”So you do want to get your balls massaged Matt.” Matthew ~”Fuck off no.” Kayley ~”Come on Matt I will massage them for you.” Drake ~”Boss will rip them off and feed them to his fishes.” Kayley ~”Fuck Dre that is some crazy ass sick shit. What type of fishes does the boss have anyway?” Matthew ~“Some god damn scary shit ones.” Kayley ~“Let's go before I change my mind about liking he sweet fucking ass again.”

What was funny about what just happened? “You see, I can do regular hypnosis, but with you… I didn't have to force any thoughts inside your head because they were already there.”

I pull every muscle in my body, and stand to face the embodiment of this bitchy life; Courtney Meyer. ◢ ◣ “Huh?” Meyer glares at me, enraged that one of the rabble has dared to snap at her. “…What? Did I say something to you? Huh, Freak?” “Is ‘Freak' the only word you people know?” I retort caustically, forcing myself to return her glare. “What? Obviously not! Why are you talking to me like that? Ugh, gross!” “You sure are cocky all of a sudden, Miles. I can barely handle how much of a freak you are right now.” Vicky, the red-headed girl, stands to her queen.

I asked her while grinning at the thought of my dream girl. “Yeah, the freak?” She answered as if she knew the girl. “Exactly,” I confirmed with a big, proud smile. “So, what's with the freak?” She cluelessly asked and then halted as she realized something. “Oh My Gosh, Prycie! You don't mean she's the one?” She asked in disbelief, and I’m just beaming. “Kyaaaaaah! I told you! I told you! I told you! I'm freaking right the whole f*cking time! Kyaaaah!” She's screaming and shaking her phone, or she is jumping on her chair. What a wild reaction!

It’s the way we seek closure. I’m surprised by the number of apps on Aunt Kim’s phone. She seems to really be a fan of playing games like Candy Crush. She has a F******k and I*******m page as well, and along with following me and Louisa, the only other people she follows are horse or animal accounts.

That evening, Mika drank two full glasses of bubbly champagne, watching the video she had filmed and made live on YouTube and kept on laughing at Alicia's facial expressions. Her face when Frederick had screamed that the cloth was his and he had been plagiarized, her face had been priceless. She succumbs to her inner voice and screenshots it, making it into a meme and sharing it on her anonymous account that's now having about ten thousand followers on YouTube. Streaming the live had given her some sort of account access and now she has followers. She even had another reward in the reward of seeing Alicia's downfall.

It was been spread anonymously and no one knew who was behind all of it. “I’m not ready to rest until we hunt down the fool behind all these disgusting memes.” Donald fumed. “And we find him, his punishment would be nothing that has never come to him in his entire existence because he would beg for death itself.” I spat, jamming my fists together. After a few weeks, we were able to track down the guy. He was a fat nerd in his 20s. We found him in his dorms in front of his computer, laughing and munching of potato chips with several memes made from my photo.

I barked angrily and got off her, she was now bleeding which makes her look like a living monster and everyone roared in laughter. She sure deserves it Crazy bitch Wow she looks like an alien Everyone kept saying as they laughed at her then gigi moved closer to her then gigi moved closer to her then bend to her level "who is a barbie now or should I say more like a monster" she mocked and we all laughed again then kenzie went to her

There was a text message notification from Freddie, my friend and Special adviser. I glanced toward the opposite side of the table where he sat. He gestured at me to look at my phone. Making sure July’s attention was still on her unbearable presentation, I glanced down at my phone. Freddie sent me a meme that he’d cleverly created by swapping July's head with that of an evil looking Maleficent. I swallowed a snigger. Glancing at him, I shook my head and grinned. “Do you mind?” July's frigid tone broke me out of my thoughts.

I taunted him. "Nothing is enough," he huffed. "Should I break your skull or chop off your finger? And then, you can imagine the 'oh ho ho ho' tone in your mind in the background," I jokingly threatened him. (Oh ho ho ho is a song that's widely used as a meme for depicting sad or fucked up situations in India) "What the fuck? I am upset and crying over here and you're imagining about a meme in such a serious situation?" He complained.