Freaky Spongebob Novels & Stories

This is not just about the notebook she scribbles in when no one is watching. My gut tells me this is the behavior of a spy not quite good enough at her job, which is why I got Shane involved. Shane Griffin can dig out millennium-old skeletons buried at the bottom of the ocean, but he is also constantly flirting with the line between sanity and insanity. You have to catch him at the right time to get desirable results. It takes him a week to get anything substantial, which he relays to me over dinner at my house. "You were right," he says as a maid pours wine. The maid has barely left the table when Shane ogles her. "Do your house staff moonlight as models? That one looks like she gets her e

I scream. Once that woman left I called my best hacker, tracker, and best friend Leo, also known as ghost around the family. He came in sensing my bad mood he got us both two glasses of scotch. Leo is only twenty-two but he's old for his age, life made him mature early. He joined the family a few years after me and even with the age gap between us, we became friends. He waited till I'm calm before asking me what's wrong.

" I lift my gaze reluctantly, looking into his beautiful blue eyes. His expression softens instantly. "You could show up wearing the face of my worst enemy," he says gently, "and I would still know it's you." My lips tremble. "You're sure?" He nods without hesitation. "The bond doesn't lie." I sniff, then I blurt out the stupidest thought in my head before I can stop myself. "Would you still love me if I were a worm?" He blinks. "...A worm." "Yes," I say quickly, mortified. "Like—a really small one. With no arms. Just vibes."

He began to speak in a slow manner. "🎤Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?🔊" "🎤Spongebob Squarepants!🔊" "🎤Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he~🔊" "🎤Spongebob Squarepants...🔊" The expressions of the people nearby were already on the brink of collapse. Andrew seemed entirely unfazed and composed, singing through to the climax, "🎤Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants...🔊"

I am so freakn' lucky. The End Up Next: Already Freakn' Mated

Baka isipin nitong ang boring niya at malayo ang kanilang life style. Kagaya nang unang nakita niya ito sa bar, light lang ang make up nito. Simpleng pulbo at liptint lang pero litaw na litaw pa rin ganda. Mahinhin na mahinhin sa suot na bestida, kabaligtaran sa may pagka-wild na pagkatao nito sa bar. "So apo ka ni Lola Carmen? How come?" Parang ayaw niyang maniwala na ito ang apo ng matandang babae. Malayong-malayo sa katangian ng conservative nitong lola si Gieselle. At dahil doon ay mas lalo lang napukaw ang kanyang interes.

Deciding to ignore her, I just rolled my eyes and put my phone back in my jeans. "Does she have a "like" syndrome? I heard it's deadly, especially for brain cells," It's a miracle! JerkAss actually said something right and bright. "MR. LANGSTON!" A shout came from the shop. We turn around and groaned when we saw it was the best friend of Sponge Bob, Patrick. -I made a joke. "Call me Reed, starfish." That's actually funny, "Mr. Langston is my father, the one with gray hairs and a lot of wrinkles." Now that's just plain rude.

Crumbs and smears dotted the rug—potential stains on an artifact worth more than most people's homes—but she was oblivious, lost in giggles. Lukas edged closer, peering at the screen. His surprise deepened: it was SpongeBob SquarePants, not some trendy new show, but the very episodes that had captivated him as a kid—timeless absurdity with that yellow sponge and his starfish sidekick flipping Krabby Patties. Nostalgia flickered amid his irritation.

I took another bite, then another bite, then a few more, but it still tasted beautiful every single time. After finishing a few pieces, I started on the fries, occasionally taking sips of the milkshake. I took out my phone to watch a movie. I was determined to enjoy my alone time with good food. I was too poor to afford N*****x so I used YouTube when I wanted to see a movie. The only good thing my apartment had going for it was the working wifi. I searched for my favorite animated series, SpongeBob. A young adult, but a child at heart you could say. I was twenty minutes into the first episode and halfway through my food when I heard a knock on my door. “Coming," I yelled.

Clover was the only person allowed to visit me and he was the only reason I still had my friggin' sanity intact. "Clover can I tell you a secret," I said dropping my voice to its lowest. He moved closer with a sinister look on his face. I closed the distance and put my hands around his ear. "I want to fuck him. I want him so deep in my punani, it grazes my friggin' soul." "Huh?" Clover jerked with a puzzled look. "Fuck who?" I sighed. "SpongeBob Square pants." I slapped my forehead again as his face glowed missing the sarcasm. "I'm talking about Eric. You Idiot!"