Friday Parodies Novels & Stories

What the fvck. "Where are we, sis? At a party… or in a funeral?” "In my heart’s funeral." I tried to throw a joke, but I was the only one who laughed. Still trying. "KJ, huh?" "It's not funny, sis." "What did Henrix do so well that even though you are wearing a mask today, your face looks like a good Friday?" "He fools me every day. What's new?”

“I can’t wait for Friday so you’ll crush those people faces, especially that shortie.” “Who? Mr Reyes?” He nodded. “Don’t tell me the great Julian is scared of him.” I teased. “Scared of someone who’s not half my height, oh please, tell another joke.” He said and burst into laughter. Which I joined. All of a sudden Next Friday suddenly didn’t feel a week away. It felt like a countdown.

"Well that just cruel who knew I will be accused of murdering a pretty girl twice in one night " "That's not my normal Friday night if you ask me , Tuesday nights yes but not Friday" he says which makes me laugh at his joke . "Well sorry for that I will come back on Tuesday"I say with a laugh and he cackles like what I said was the funniest. "You are a funny girl you know that and by the way it actually the latter " "I don't give away free drinks to all the pretty girls I meet because in an exclusive club like this, you meet a lot but sometimes"

Then I laughed, "You need to be careful...you could get the reputation that you're easy. If I'm gonna get lucky, I should at least treat you to dinner and a movie...or buy you a fuckin' beer." Then he grinned, continuing the sexy teasing, "Well, I am easy, and you can plan on getting lucky...why don't you take me home and buy me that beer there." He laughed, "It's fat cock Friday! I wanna feel that big thing throbbing in my hands...wanna swallow a load...and then have you fuck me stupid and fill me with the second!" I shook my head, laughing, "You are horny as fuck...but fat cock Friday? Where did that come from?"

Since they shared the same bed, Red’s movements always woke Blue. Red grabbed a marker and drew a fake mole near his left eye, matching Blue’s mole. “Wow! You look like a hardf*cker now, Red,” Blue teased with a grin. “Hardf*cker, your face!” Red retorted, mimicking Blue’s tone. “You really look like me now. But... you can’t fully be me unless you dance to ‘Twerk it Like Miley’ like I did in that scandal.” “Gross! I could never. Over my dead body,” Red replied as he walked out of the room.

“Since when did this get so bad?” Steph sighed. “Oh, to look back on High School with rose colored glasses. I can’t wait to not remember Mystery Meat Monday.” “Questionable Taco Tuesday.” “Thoughts and Prayers Wednesday.” “Unsettling Bean Salad Thursdays.” “Or Barely a Burger Thursdays.” “And last but not least, Please Don’t Surprise Me Friday.” All four of us looked at each other before breaking out in hysterics. We continued to eat between making up hilarious food names for the random days we had weird food instead of the usual ones.

Monica says. She frowns, hurt by her distraction. “I was gonna ask what you thought, but you weren’t even watching.” Shit. She was right. She was so busy staring at Jackson like a lovesick puppy that she was missing out on the show. She knows she wants both Jackson and the competition, but the least she can do is focus on one at a time. She needs to get her priorities straight right now. Still, she can honestly say, “I was watching the judges' reactions. They were staying stoic, but your ‘Fuck Me, It’s Friday’ outfit was awesome.” Molly seems appeased, especially that she remembered her outfit name, but there’s no way she would forget things like ‘Make Me Monday’, ‘Tied Up Tuesday’, ‘Whack-

she replied and he just released a small chuckle. "I can't assure that you we won't wear matching outfits though , especially on Sundays and Wednesdays and maybe Tuesdays and probably Fridays too " "Friday is a great day to wear matching outfits right what do you think?!" He asked looking up at her. "Are you being serious right now ?!" "Ofcourse " "No I don't think so " she replied as she picked up her towel . "You can't possibly be serious " she murmured and walked into the bathroom. Some minutes later ....

Zendaya sat in her office listening to “Its Friday Again, then Saturday, Sunday by Mufasa. Since it was Friday she began to get in the groove with the song that goes. “Its Friday then it's Saturday Sunday what It's Friday than its Saturday Sunday what Its Friday than it's Saturday Sunday what Its Friday than it's Saturday Sunday what Its Friday then it's Saturday Sunday what Its Friday then it's Saturday Sunday what Their lives again Their lives will pull us through Their lives again Their lives will pull us through Their lives again Their lives will pull us through Their lives again Their lives will pull us through

Today was Friday and this was the day of the week that mom and I had what we called 'Friday Fun Day'. This was a thing that mom and I did every Friday if we were free. Ryan never joined us on our Friday fun days because he thought that we do only 'girly' stuff on that day. So he just spends the day at his friend's house and returns late at night. He actually was rarely at home. He was either at school after classes to do football practice or at a friend's house doing God knows what. But of course, he had strict warnings to not to indulge in...inappropriate activities like sleeping with someone, drinking or smoking. He was just sixteen. Okay, okay turning seventeen in a week but still it didn