How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
“Remembered their names perfectly. You’ve had a bit of a growth spurt, haven’t you? You’re almost as big as your dad.”
Frogboy seemed pleased with this comparison. “The soft one, is she here? I liked her jelly humps.”
“Erm,” said Dudley. “If you don’t mind, that’s no way to talk about a lady.”
It certainly wasn’t, but I was pretty sure he was talking about Flossie. “The girls. Yes.” I tried to remember what we were talking about.
“Yes,” said Nabbo, “did you ever spawn with your mate? You always seemed the type to put a foot in the pond but never dive in.”