Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Novels & Stories

the man nodded. “Alright,” said the facilitator. “Let’s rotate. Jokes, riddles, weird facts. Come on, unleash your inner campfire gremlin.” Katherine nudged Kingsley. “You better say something.” He looked at her with mock offense. “Is that a challenge?” “I’m saying you’ve been making bad jokes since 2009. Now’s your time to shine.” He raised a hand. “Alright. What did the zero say to the eight?” The group leaned in.

### Knock knock "Remus, Bella, wake up!" Knock knock "Hey it's nine in the morning! Wake up lovebirds!” Sandro kept shouting and banging on his friend's door, with him stood Rene who had only been staring at Sandro in horror. It was still early, and this man was already making a fuss. Tok… Tok “Shouldn't we wait until they really are awake? This seems impolite?” Rene said. "Too long, I don't want to stay here too long. I want this to be over quickly."

"Not me. I'm a bastard and straight, in case you forgot. I meant anyone else who isn't an obsessive idiot stalker." The tension spiked, sharp and hostile. For a moment, I considered lunging across the table and breaking his jaw. I could tell from the way the human's fists tightened he'd welcome it. He was actively taunting me. But then Conan raised a hand between us and blurted out: "Okay! Okay. How about a joke I've heard before? Let's see... Why aren't Koalas considered bears?" Silence. "...Because they never had the Koala-fications!"

Then, she turned and pounced on Vanessa, grabbing her by the hair and slapping her across the face repeatedly. "You bitch! You scammed your colleagues and slept with my husband, and yet you still have the nerve to say you're pregnant?" Vanessa screeched in pain as her already swollen face quickly ballooned even further. Even her recently done nose was knocked crooked. "Stop hitting me! I'm carrying Miguel's son, you barren old hag!" Vanessa taunted fearlessly. Barbara broke out into a sharp, mocking laugh when she heard this. She shoved Vanessa aside, pulled out a yellowed hospital report from her bag, and slapped it across her face.

It didn't help that I was wearing heels either. "Let me tell you a joke," Conner says. We all looked at him as he motioned us to come closer. "Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?" He gives us a moment to think before he bursts out laughing. "Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!" Conner raised his hand in the air with less coordination, demanding that he get a high-five for his terrible dad joke. He got a few nudges and pushed instead. If I were sober, I would have gagged a little, but since I was drunk, I am beyond the point of caring and laughed for the sake of it.

How could I be expected to remember he was only my fake boyfriend when he told me I was beautiful right before nearly slamming the door in my face yet again? “Hannah?” Lincoln’s voice jolted me from my thoughts. I was trying to remember some jokes from when I used to babysit in high school for extra cash, but so far all I had was “knock-knock.” I couldn’t remember the rest, which was truly sad since there were like a million knock-knock jokes to choose from. “Sorry, what?” He twisted the side of his lips up, probably amused that it was me messing up the conversation now. “I just asked if you were ready to go in.”

"Kaiden and Roman would have such a field day if they ever heard me telling something like that." "Well, good thing I'm not a dad. Hey, do you want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it." I choke on my own saliva in an effort to groan louder than Dad, but I have to admit mom's lame jokes are taking my mind off the stinging pain and desire in my body. "Then there's the one about the clown who visited his cousin in Austra—" Dad opens his mouth to cut her off, but he's interrupted by a loud banging on the front door.

He had to accept it. His fingers whitened, crumpling the paper, and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. When he stopped, he slammed his fist down on the wooden table. His knuckles cracked, and blood dripped.

Liam just laughed and shrugged it off. "You're the one not knowing who he's messing with." He laughed and began to hit his bag again. I slammed my elbow in the ribs before turning to face him. My fist collided with his face, and his head snapped backward. He looked down at me pissed, and I slammed my knee where the sun don't shine. He crumpled to the floor, but I got one more, good hit into his ribs before he did. The guys around me were oh-ing and aw-ing. Just then, Jax came out and let out a laugh when he saw the guy on the ground. He walked over to me and faced the group of guys.

KNOCK KNOCK She heard a sharp knock and cleared her face and opened the door with a fake smile.. It was Raj .. He entered the room.. he looked at the broken picture and then the packed bags... "Are you leaving me?" He asked .A real sadness came on his face.. He tried hard to control himself .." yes , I am going...I am leaving you " she yelled and sat on the floor and started a loud sound crying...he also sat in front of her.. Tears started falling down from his eyes too..