Novel & Cerita Funniest Knock Knock Jokes

Caroline said after waiting for him for at least fifteen minutes. “Knock, Knock,” Artemis said again. A wide smile appeared on Caroline’s lips when she realized what he was up to. “Who’s there?” She asked in the flow. “Axe.” “Axe, who?” “May I axe you on a date?” Caroline laughed, hearing his question through knock-knock jokes. “Ummm…Yes!!”

Caroline said after waiting for him for at least fifteen minutes. “Knock, Knock,” Artemis said again. A wide smile appeared on Caroline’s lips when she realized what he was up to. “Who’s there?” She asked in the flow. “Axe.” “Axe, who?” “May I axe you on a date?” Caroline laughed, hearing his question through knock-knock jokes. “Ummm…Yes!!”

“In the middle of a dark forest, a man and a woman have sex. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, ‘Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!’ The woman replies, ‘Me too. You’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!’” Then I burst into loud laughter. ********* “Stop it, Conan. For Christ’s sake.” I laughed frantically to get away from him. A chuckle broke out while he tickled my neck, armpits, and waist. “If you don’t stop being childish, I will surely kill you.” “Would you like me to tell you another joke?” “Oh, no!” I blurted out. “I’ll pee in my gown if you don’t stop your dirty jokes.”

“You know, Ruby, we learned a joke yesterday. Want to hear it?” I nod eagerly, intrigued by the joke that has captured their attention. “Alright,” Ethan begins, a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Why don’t grumpy people like corn on the cob?” Playing along, I pretend to ponder the question. “Hmm, I’m not sure. Why don’t they?” “Because they think it’s ‘a-maize-ing’ that anyone could be happy!” Ethan bursts into laughter, and soon, the infectious giggles spread throughout the room.

Knock, knock, knock. We both jerked. Someone was at the door.

This was becoming unhealthy. Knock …knock… Too reluctant to get out of bed, I glance at the door then back at the ceiling. “Fuck the hell off” I say loudly. There was no need for me to be rude but I couldn’t care less. Knock knock “Are you deaf? I said Go the fuck away.” I was getting irritated Knock…. knock…. Now I was pissed. Was this person deaf ? I was sexually frustrated, financially in ruin and this asshole was knocking at my door at 8pm.

“But also… the way the characters chose each other, over and over.” Something about the way he says it makes my chest tighten. I’m mid-scoop of ice cream when he suddenly says, “Knock, knock.” I blink. “Oh no.” “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Vamp.” “…Vamp who?” “Vamp-ire believe how good this date is going?” I burst out laughing. Real, unfiltered laughter that has me clutching my stomach and nearly spilling my ice cream. “Oh my God,” I wheeze. “That was terrible.”

I teased. "Of course I did, I'd fall for you any day," he replied seriously. The quack?! "Stop messing around, come on, hit me with another joke." He said and chuckled as he pulled me closer to him, "Hm.. Okay, this one. Knock knock!" I can already laugh at my own joke. Pfft! "Who's there?" He replied, "Hatch." Haha! I'm so hilarious, I'm a prodigy comedian! Haha!

"But I've got a few more. Are you ready for another one?" I nod, and he continues. "Okay, here's one."What do you call a sheep that's been sheared twice?" Iskander asks. I think for a moment, and then I say, "A sheared sheep?" He nods his head. "You're getting very good at this," he says. "One more joke, and then I'll let you go. Okay?" I nod, and I lean forward, eager to hear the last joke. "Okay, here's the last one. What do you call a sheep with no head?" I try to think of an answer, but I'm stumped. "Come on, you can do it," Isksnfer tells me as he looks into my eyes searching for the answer. I smile and shake my head signifying a no answer. "The answer is, no-brainer," Iskander says. I

When we got there, we stood in front of the door that led to her room and deliberated whether or not to knock on her door. "Do you think it's a good idea to knock on her door, what if she's sleeping?" Mitchelle questioned since we were both feeling a little anxious about knocking on Nana's door, which prompted her question. The first time I knocked on the door, there was no answer from the inside; but, as soon as I knocked on the door a second time, we were met with a healthy helping of Nana's poisonous remarks. We both started laughing out loud, but we also tried to keep it low so as not to let Nana know that we were laughing at her words.