Funniest Minecraft Pranks Novels & Stories

You know, trying to joke about the thing that makes you squimy or something and miraculously, for me, it always worked. "So impatient." He replied, a hint of a smirk in his voice. I felt it when he sat on the bed and I inhaled deeply, letting it go slowly so he wouldn't hear. "Getting old here." I joked again and faked a snore, which earned a chuckle from him. I smiled. Yep, joking about unnerving circumstances works. Try it, everyone! "I don't really mind if you sleep before me, princess." "Don't call me princ--what the fuck?!"

To me, her carefree attitude, sense of humour, thirst for adventure and great intellect is sexy and attractive in itself. I'm so grateful that I didn't become of their victims who had to endure sticky, smelly pants and underwear or getting colored powders out their hair. But I think the worst one I remember tha Jun and I shared a laugh over was the time they placed big, fat worms in the underwear of a soccer team that visited our school to use our field for their next game. I wasn't exactly sure, but the reason for it was mainly because they harassed Zannicus and Nica so either it was Nic who came up with the idea or Nica herself. According to Jun, Nica was always the mastermind behind the p

"You didn't seem to have such an issue with chocolate in eighth grade, now did you? When you and Seth showered Michel Redens' locker with cacao powder and that nasty slime." "You remember that?" he grimaced at the memory and I couldn't help but laughed now. It wasn't weird of him to do this kind of prank, but the cacao-hell was a prank-go-wrong. They got caught and were forced to clean it all, which got them busy for over an hour. And everyone in Roosevelt knew about it. "Everyone does." I giggled, but his dry look told me he didn't find it as funny. "Come on Nate, what you did was a total mess up. When we- they went to Mr Hudson you've already got everything messed up. Serves you well."

"My friend made a joke that landed badly. Her response was to post something private online." "His response to being called out was to humiliate her in front of the school." "She called him out in front of the school first." "He embarrassed her in front of the school first." They looked at each other. The corridor outside the gym was quiet at this hour, most students already gone, the building settling into its after-school stillness, and Sofia stood with her water bottle in her hand and Noah stood with his cleats and they regarded each other across the small charged space of two people who had just discovered they were equally unwilling to concede a point.

Although she wants to dance in the middle, the floor felt so narrow with this ocean of people that she just settled on the space she reached. "Girl!" A man in front of her called. She was already dancing; her hips are swaying from side-to-side as she lifted her hands to the air. "Why did you drink so hard? You are losing your mind! It was not our goal for tonight!" Dalmi opened her eyes and saw Jackie shielding her from the people around her. She smiled. "Jackie! Let's call off the prank. You know, he doesn't want to play. Let's pick another man–oh! Hello, Sir!" Dalmi smirked at the man from earlier.

Theresa joined in, waving her arms wildly, "There's a crocodile in the water! Move! A couple of heads turned. Some people began to swim towards the shore, then some guys started laughing. One of them, bare-chested and smiling, cupped his hands around his mouth and shouted, "Good prank! What's next? A whale in the trees?" Another joined in, "Put the music back on, babe! You're ruining the vibe!" My fists clenched. "Idiots," I muttered. Just then, Andrew and Regan showed up, both looking shocked.

Sometimes depending on how long we were in the car or flying, Charlie and I pull pranks on them. One time we put Mustard and Ketchup on their hands, and added some whipped cream to their faces. We tickled their nose with a feather and they got Mustard and Ketchup all over their faces. The best part was when Bane sneezed he had Ketchup snot. Gross yet funny.

I chuckle to myself when Leo shifts and looks down at me, raising a questioning eyebrow. “What’s so funny?” I bite my lip and shake my head when I hear growls coming from the other three. “Spill, what did you do?” he asks again and I shake my head, knowing it wasn’t me and if I tell him, then I will be in for retribution from them, because they still have got me back for it. In my defence I did try to fix it well some of it at least. “Oh, I’ll tell you what she didn’t do. Someone got cranky and let a certain little redheaded devil child pull the ultimate prank. Involving, shampoo, hair dye, also shower gel and deep heat rub.” I try to keep a straight face but fail miserably.

Fuck this idiot! I didn't even think. I grabbed a chicken drumstick from my plate and chucked it at his head with everything I had. He reached up and caught it mid-air with one hand, still laughing his head off. "You're so stupid!" I shouted, finally breathing again. My heart was still pounding from the fake, stupid prank. "I almost had a heart attack, you idiot!" "Damn, that was bad," Sky muttered. I could see that he was relieved too.

I asked, getting irritated by their insipid jokes. “What slave girl are you talking about? The one who appears to be the group leader said. “Have you been smoking weed” another asked. “You look like you need help” the skinny one added. “Stop it!” I screamed at the four of them, I was getting frustrated with their stupid pranks. Are they trying to drive me nuts, what was with all the clownish attitude?