Funniest Pokemon Cards Novels & Stories

Joyce ordered with a naughty smile. Everyone other than Anayka showed their cards, while she said, “I will take the punishment.” Joyce laughed and got curious about her card. So, she demanded, “Still, you need to show the card to us.” Anayka brought the card in the front but before anyone could see it, she shuffled it with the cards below. “Oops. My hands tripped. Should I pick another card?” She asked very loudly. “Not required. I can sniff and find out which card you picked earlier,” Drake commented and took the exact card out of the jumbled card in a matter of seconds.

“I did not cheat.” “Then how were you able to win every time!? It’s like you know our cards!” Marvon gives off a sigh. His expression looks like he would rather not explain himself to idiots, but after seeing that I am looking at him, he complies. “I just memorized the back of the cards. See, your deck of cards is old and is developing unique creases and folds on the edges.” It seems like I wasn’t the only one who was struck by what I have heard because everyone seems to be gawking.

Bowden laughed mockingly. The card Leon took out had a garish appearance, with the words, Supreme Card, printed on the upper right corner. It looked more like a saloon membership card rather than a bank card! What kind of fool would pay hospital bills with a saloon membership card? Bowden struggled to control himself from cackling like a madman!

Their eyes widened, and their mouths gaped, forgetting to react. “Tsk!” Jasper witnessed the whole process. Seeing the female officer making such a big scene just to deliver a bank card, he snorted in disdain. “It’s just a stupid card. What’s there to show off? A tiny profit flowing out from between the fingers of my family is enough to crush it a hundred times!” A stupid card? Andrius could not help but laugh. Then, he raised the card and aimed it at the brightest lamp in the auction hall.

They stared at each other as they held their card Byul picked from Jiwoon he got pairs and only had 1 card left which Yenn picked then he's out. The three of them continued until Stanley's out too. They only had 3 cards left, two on Jiwoon and one on Yenn. He stared at his card and looked at Jiwoon, he was wearing a poker face. Eyes staring straightly at his as he held out his cards waiting for him to pick. Yenn reached out his hand nervously deciding to choose one on Jiwoon's hand, one’s a joker and the other is A which is his card's pair.

My palms were slick with sweat, unsure of what to play. Rock. Paper. Scissors. I threw paper. Gavin hesitated a fraction too long, and played rock. He lost. I let out a deep breathe. A murmur swept the room. The card appeared before me, blank and glowing. The comments instantly swarmed. “Make it funny.” “Yes, let's hear something cute about our boy." “Let's embarrass our boy Gavin.” “No offense Gavin we totally love you, we just want some fun.” I swallowed and reached out.

The description alone was traumatising enough for Zen not to want to summon him. “Lil’ Mushade can cause emotional damage to enemies and make them attack him instead. The demoralised debuff effect lasts five minutes even after the summon is destroyed.” Impressed, Oritha and Sasha approved of the ‘powerful’ ability. “That’s a great decoy card,” Akiko joined them. “I can see how it can buy time.” Not wanting to deal with memories of his humiliating rapper debut, Zen quickly gave the card away. Akiko would have a better use than him.

They don’t exactly make cards that say, “Sorry your friend died. Are weird things happening at your house, too? Has my sister transformed into some sort of beast?” “Thank you,” he said, taking it. His fingertips grazed mine, and I almost jumped back. I wasn’t expecting his hand to be so cold. If his whole body felt like that, I was glad he hadn’t hugged me. He turned the card over in his hands before he opened it and read it. It had a picture of a bumblebee and some silly joke like, “Bee well soon.” Jack politely chuckled. “Thanks, Cass. Very thoughtful of you.”

Opening my eyes, I blinked as I saw the sword had changed just as I pictured knocking into the hedgehog with all my might sending it flying across the room right at the Queen. “HAHAHAHA” I fell over in a fit of laughter. The bitch was choking on her ball! It’s made funnier as the other cards were all rushing, making a house of cards to try and pull the hedgehog out while more went behind her to try and give her the Heimlich.

I ask. “The Pokémon card.” I frown, my eyes dart to the podium as if it will appear on it. Jei slips his phone into his pocket, wipes the invisible speck on his slacks. “It’s a first edition holographic shadowless card.” A grim smile pulls the corner of my lips, I have no idea what he’s going on about, he chuckles. “The last one was sold for £264,000. I intend to break that record.” A cough catches in my throat, he wiggles his eyebrows. Brat. This is why I need him to invest in Project El’s expansion, money doesn’t faze him. “If you’re a fan of video games, you can get the sealed copy of Super Mario 64. Bidding starts at £25,000.”