Funniest Pokemon Cards Novels & Stories

Opening my eyes, I blinked as I saw the sword had changed just as I pictured knocking into the hedgehog with all my might sending it flying across the room right at the Queen. “HAHAHAHA” I fell over in a fit of laughter. The bitch was choking on her ball! It’s made funnier as the other cards were all rushing, making a house of cards to try and pull the hedgehog out while more went behind her to try and give her the Heimlich.

I ask. “The Pokémon card.” I frown, my eyes dart to the podium as if it will appear on it. Jei slips his phone into his pocket, wipes the invisible speck on his slacks. “It’s a first edition holographic shadowless card.” A grim smile pulls the corner of my lips, I have no idea what he’s going on about, he chuckles. “The last one was sold for £264,000. I intend to break that record.” A cough catches in my throat, he wiggles his eyebrows. Brat. This is why I need him to invest in Project El’s expansion, money doesn’t faze him. “If you’re a fan of video games, you can get the sealed copy of Super Mario 64. Bidding starts at £25,000.”

Leander reminded him, “Don't open it yet, brother, we'll show you the cards later. Faye, don't hesitate. Pick one!” “All right...” I was a little nervous by his urging, and randomly took a card, held it in my hand. “Not the smallest, not the smallest, not the smallest...” I prayed in my heart. I was the least dressed of the three! Next, Leander takes one. “Show your cards,” Liam said flatly. As soon as the words fell, the three of us opened the cards at the same time. My card is ten clubs. Liam's card is 7 of Hearts.

It could be something embarrassing, heartwarming, or just plain hilarious. They exchanged amused glances, their curiosity piqued by the unique game. Patty produced a small, decorated box from a nearby table, shaking it playfully. "We have these little memory cards with different topics written on them. You'll pick a card, and whatever topic you get, share a memory related to it!"

What was going on? Then I remembered. I had just finished my turn in the poker game. I had a full house. I looked at the cards in my hand. Then I looked at the poker chips. I had a lot of chips. I must have won. I had no memory of it. Then I saw it. On the back of one of the cards was a drawing. It was a crude drawing of a stick figure with a huge head. Next to it was a small permanent mark on the card’s edge. It was the same on all the cards in my hand. The same on the cards in everyone’s hand. Someone was cheating.

Her husband's monthly salary for ten years couldn't even cover the price of the wine. But without hesitation, Fernando took a bank card from his pocket and handed it over. "Use this card." Mickey laughed the loudest. "Let's see if that cheap card really has a balance!" The crowd added to the boos. "Hahaha! If it turns out to be zero, this will be the funniest night ever!" The waiter thrusts the card machine hesitantly. Fernando recited the code calmly, "The last six digits of the card number." Laughter breaks out again.

They all look so well while I can feel I’m starting to act dumb and weird. "No no no no! You cheated! I saw you! " I whined. Lucas laughed and laid out his card, which shows he won. We played poker. I think it’s not a good idea since I’m intoxicated. "I saw you!" I pointed at Lucas’ face. "What? Just accept your loss, Ms. Collins." He offered his hand while gathering the cards. I pouted and opened my wallet. There’s no cash left. I rummaged through the sleeves and saw Knight’s black card. Without thinking, I handed it to him.

"Sorry." "It's totally cool. What are best friends for if not worrying all through the night while also wishing a car runs over them?" He says with a shrug before bringing out two white cards, "Talking about best friends, guess what I got?" I take it from his hand and stare at it. The card feels rich. Smells rich even, and I can hardly read what's in it, considering how weird the letters look, "You're taking me to Hawaii?"

Hahaha! "Don't laugh yet. I got 8 here!" The second woman put her cards down. "Now, show yours!" I put the first card on the table; it is the joker. Then, they all tensely wait for the next card. "Ready?" I asked, looking at them with teasing eyes. "Put it down!" The third lady was furious. I put down the card; it was a 9, and I laughed. "Hahaha! Lucky 9!"

I close my eyes, hoping to sleep away Valentine's Day. -Later... around lunchtime…- I roll over and feel something poking at my stomach. I reach down and pull out two other cards. I am nearly ready to chuck them in the waste bin when I notice one is from San Francisco. Talu. I open the envelope and find a kid's valentine, the kind that’s smaller than an index card, and it's got a goofy-looking dog on it. On the back it says: What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine's card? A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"