Funniest Trolling Novels & Stories

I frowned, trying to figure out the situation. "Man! I love this girl! She is such a troll." The guy next to me threw his head back laughing. "I know right, dude! She has a great sense of humour. I have never seen anyone troll Mr Todd like that." "ENOUGH!" The Mr. yelled. His eyes were red, probably angry at these students for laughing. I agreed with that. They should stop laughing as it was annoying me too. "And you!" He pointed at me. "You have lunch detention, young lady. I don't like students who like to clown."

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

Somewhere in between, I got through to Enz. Apparently, his new obsession drowned his phone. Don’t ask. He says he’s playing a game to get another one….whatever that means. Anyway, he helped me take down the videos. But the school media? Still divided. I thought being sincere would fix things. Wrong, I'm still getting roasted. Crooked teeth jokes, worse-than-Chloe comparisons…ugh. Beat it, anonymous troll… she doesn’t come close to this beauty. Okay. Enough scrolling. Time for apology number three.

I mean who wouldn’t, he’s the most hottest guy I’ve ever seen! “Don’t even go there, I was kicked out!” He burst into laughter, I growl inwardly.. I guess that betrayer of a best friend already told him about it. “That’s what you get for being a lying freak!” He said. I knew it, Tilda already told him and now he’s calling just to mock me. He continues laughing. I can already picture him holding his stomach and rolling on the ground from how hard he’s laughing. “Are you done laughing?” I growl.

Henry snapped, "Who on earth did you offend, you punk? Your scandals are all over the Internet! I can't even believe what I'm seeing! Did I seriously raise a scumbag like you? Gosh, you embarrass me!" "Scandals?" Jason frowned, asking, "What did I do to embarrass you, Dad? Also, there's no way anyone would dare expose my shit." "I don't know who did it, you idiot, but just look at them! I'm done!" Jason quickly ended the call, then glanced at the trending news. Before he even clicked to open the headlines, a new message popped up. "Enjoy your little army of trolls while it lasts. Took a page out of your book and returned the favor."

“If your own hands are so good at acting out fake scripts, why don't your boots step in front of a drone and perform these four tools for our eyes?” “My brain would be deeply impressed if a crew could actually pre-rehearse a random internet request live.” “Where did the haters run off to? Come out of your holes!” “I bet their tails are tucked between their legs because their faces are completely embarrassed and want to hide.” A massive army of my regular fans and ordinary network viewers openly mock and laugh at those trolls who tried to frame my name. Meanwhile, the paid internet mercenaries and jealous haters can do absolutely nothing but stay completely silent in the chat. What else could

He winked “Get out” The other guy that was sitting down before stood up and pushed the funny one aside “Don't mind him Taylor, he's usually not mentally okay” The second one doesn't seem the first one, I began to laugh this time cause I could not hold it anymore, I thought the first one was more funny but looks like this one is crazier “The fuck you guys should go ahead and introduce yourself” Kelly groan at them “Shut up!” Both of them lashed at him, and Kelly was shocked immediately and stepped back,

The chill drenched into my bones, and I shivered. Zack stood at the entrance, his smile sardonic. He clapped his hands, and the maids got the message. They grabbed the snow off the ground and made snowballs. Then they hurled the snowballs at us. The snowballs exploded the moment they came in contact with our skin. The chill seeped in worse than ever. This was humiliating. It almost felt like I was a toy. I struggled and thrashed around. "Stop! They're Wendy's parents!"

Tony punctuated every couple words with squeezes, prods, and playful grabs to his side. Dillon couldn't stop the laughter diarrhea, which was a problem. He needed to escape! Not a drill. Dire emergency! Why the hell were humans even ticklish? It infuriated him endlessly. It was unfair! If he laughed enough, he'd get the hiccups and side stitches, which are both induced medical abnormalities! The bastard didn't just tickle him! That was assault! The worst part was, Tony himself wasn't ticklish in the least.

I walk to my arts class and sit down on one of the round tables, with the guys. They start laughing, "Guys are stupid. They do stupid things that fuel girls." Mason mocks. "You got that right! We are stupid! High five girlies!" He says in a girly voice. No one high fives him, but they laugh. "You sure are one spitfire." "Marcus and companies!" The teacher scolds. I laugh, "She called you Marcus!" A brilliant thought crosses my mind, "You almost look like Marcus Johns." The other guys laugh, "You look like a troll dude. No one will ever look at you the way they look at Marcus Johns."