Funniest Trolls Novels & Stories

But right now, he was in a panic. He had no time to explain. He was sweating bullets, so he just shoved his phone at Sam and asked, "Sam, what do we do about this?" Sam grabbed the phone and slowly scrolled through the comments. The more he read, the deeper he frowned. He said, "It's obvious that Ms. Stone has offended someone." Sam instantly came to a conclusion. Coldly, he added, "These are professional trolls." Most of the commenters had default profile pictures, and their feeds were mostly empty. They were definitely accounts from internet troll studios. They were all there to steer the narrative.

However, the troll was trolling and harassing her day in and out, spamming hundreds of posts one after another, nitpicking at everything. More gratingly, the troll was spamming at random without actually watching the show and everything said was what the troll thought was right. The troll was haranguing both the male and female protagonists at length and even called her a retard. Stella mused, 'Isn't the troll the retard instead? If the show is bad, then just don't watch it. Only someone mentally damaged would be spamming and trolling all day long.' Abigail then replied to her: [Calm down, Stella. They're called trolls for a reason, so you can't reason with them using common sense. The troll

“Trolls! Welcome our latest victims—did I say victims? I meant members!” Laughter erupted from the crowd. Raven raised a hand and the laughter dissolved. “I need a volunteer to wrestle them,” she continued. “Let’s see how fast their bones snap!” A troll stepped forward. He was massive—twice my height, thick with muscle, his skin the color of wet clay. “I’ll break them in two!” he bellowed, slamming a keg to the ground. The crowd cheered louder. I stepped forward. They laughed harder. “She’s serious?” one jeered.

Jing Hong muttered frostily, "Ignoring them might just be the right thing to do." "Something's up in the Martial Tao forum again, Master," said Wu Busi suddenly. As it turned out, someone from the Peacock race had just posted another comment. "Devil, you craven! Are you not the redoubtable and most feared person in the world!? Where are you!? Cowering in a hole?!" You can't get humans to take the lead to fight against the alien races face to face, but when they're anonymous Internet trolls, they're the best.

Hearing about the hate comments had my stomach dropping into my skates, but seeing her sassy replies was making me feel a strange mix of pride and amusement. A corner of my mouth twitched upward, a snort breaking past my lips. David stared at me like I'd grown a second head. “Are you actually laughing right now? This isn't funny at all, Volkov!” “I'm not laughing at the hate, I'm laughing at her responses, she's quite witty you know,” I defended myself, shaking my head as I looked back down at the screen where she was tearing apart another internet troll. “God, she really knows how to troll back, I wonder if she's been a stan of a celebrity before…”

But what shocked me were the comments beneath it. [Homewrecker bitch!] [Two men still aren't enough for this whore! She should be stripped naked and thrown into the streets for every man to take turns on her!] [Her dog's just as nasty and manipulative as she is. They should both die.] One obscene message after another. I laughed bitterly. "What, are they wrong?" Daniel's eyes blazed. In his mind, there was no doubt—we had hired trolls to post those comments. He grabbed a fistful of my hair and dragged me across the floor to the emergency room doors, then tossed me like trash onto the ground.

It’s all Jezin’s fault for spreading nonsense and misleading us! 【That slap in the face came fast. My face hurts.】 【I already received a lawyer’s letter. I’m not the only one, right? So many people cursed her—why pick me?!】 … The antis and paid trolls wailed in despair, while the fans who had always supported me celebrated wildly. 【Hahaha, watching the antis get slapped in the face feels so good.】 【I collected tons of screenshots of antis insulting her these past two days. I’m sending them to Gill right now!】

The malicious comments on her novel site were the work of hired trolls stirring up trouble. And the person behind the transactions funding this troll army was Eddie, the very one who had previously impersonated her alias.

Before they could figure out what was happening, a second wave of trolls arrived to work together with the first group. “What did Leo do? Tell me more.” “I heard that Leo was a shameless sleazebag. Is there more?” Everyone’s attention was instantly diverted, and many people became interested in what Leo’s problem was. The first group of trolls jumped to answer. “I was in the same neighborhood as Leo. Back then, he used to spy on women bathing, and he stole from people. Everyone on the street hated him. Now that he’s famous, he acts like his hometown doesn’t exist and hasn’t given a single penny back. What kind of person does that?”

I frowned, trying to figure out the situation. "Man! I love this girl! She is such a troll." The guy next to me threw his head back laughing. "I know right, dude! She has a great sense of humour. I have never seen anyone troll Mr Todd like that." "ENOUGH!" The Mr. yelled. His eyes were red, probably angry at these students for laughing. I agreed with that. They should stop laughing as it was annoying me too. "And you!" He pointed at me. "You have lunch detention, young lady. I don't like students who like to clown."