Funny #aliens Novels & Stories

Adam explains and nags at the same time. He is the only person I know who can make nagging and insults sound so nice. Well, until little-miss-big-mouth. "You're no sport." I say and chug down the cup Just then, two guardwolves came in. "Why would you just barge in like that?" I bark at them "Sorry Alpha. There has been a capture near your quarters." "What do you mean?" "A human female was caught trying to escape from your quarters." For some reason I can't ever fathom, Adam burst out laughing. I gave him the look and he stopped laughing, loud. He reduced it to snickers that still got on my nerves.

He tightened his embrace, pressing his leg against me, and his voice grew low and husky, "Lily, don't fidget." The night outside was still dark. I stared at the ceiling for a while, then couldn't help but ask him, "So, you were joking about the aliens, right?" Antoninus answered seriously, "I wasn't joking." Antoninus was a big liar! In reality, there were no aliens where we were going. There weren't even jungles or tribes. It looked no different from any other place—tall buildings, continuous roads, and a steady stream of pedestrians and cars.

Jacks added. "That habit of his has gotten us in trouble far too many times before." Dan sighed. "Hey, it just goes to show that you're all real." I smiled. "It's more realistic if you're not perfect. It just means that you're not aliens." "Aliens?" they stared at me in shock. "Well I can't say that you're human because you're not. That idiom doesn't work or you. So I settled for saying that you're not aliens." I smiled sheepishly.

I stayed standing and began to pace in front of her. “Are you someone who believes in aliens?” I began with the question. “What? Are you going to tell me you are an alien?” She laughed and I didn’t. I just stopped pacing and stared at her. The laughter died out when she noticed I wasn’t laughing with her. “It’s true, Alana. That is what I am. And how I was able to shield you without my getting hurt.” “Oh, of course, you are.” She spoke sarcastically while she thumped her forehead with the palm of her hand.

I asked almost pleadingly. “ we watch you lay here every night..” it’s voice sounded like a unison of different people,once it spoke it sounded like 4 people speaking together at once in unity. “ we watch you humans,make love to yourselves in different ways ..we watch you come here sometimes and take off your clothes,pleasuring yourself”. They paused In suspense,my eyes widened in fear of what they might say next. “ we aliens have a different way of breeding..we Make our babies in labs,and we find intimacy,through mindlinks,mentally satisfying ourselves”.

he said, glancing at me, “if we ever meet aliens first, they’re gonna be so grossed out by how humans eat burgers.” “Why?” “Because we use our hands. Our hands, Tara. With sauces dripping everywhere and faces all messy. Imagine aliens showing up from another galaxy, using telepathic tech and all, and then watching humans… gnawing on chicken wings.” I laughed. “They’ll probably back away and cancel the invasion.” “Exactly. Which is why I think we need to upgrade how we eat. Brain chips, maybe. Or... mind-eating.” “Stop. You sound like someone who just binge-watched two episodes of Black Mirror back-to-back.”

Ali asked her mate, which seemed not to stop her sickness. "I damn f*cking hate teleporting!" She exclaimed, and I don't believe that it's my fault that she pukes every time she gets dizzy. "Well, my bad again. Sorry, cousin." I apologized, and she breathed deeply and continued vomiting. Damn, there is nothing I can do about that now. "I thought you were pregnant," Ali said seriously, which made me burst into a fit of laughter. "Good one, Ali," I let out while laughing so damn hard, but the wolf seemed like she meant it. Oh, damn!

he whispers. I burst into laughter at this and a few tears of mirth find their way down my cheeks. “They’re wonderful!” I protest. “They’re so cute, and tiny!” “They’re all wrinkly,” Alvin counters, looking up at me with his nose scrunched with distaste. “They’ll be beautiful in no time,” Victor say soothingly. “Though I might agree…they kind of look like little aliens now.” I open my mouth with a little sound of protest and he catches my eye. “Beautiful aliens,” he adds with a smirk. “But yeah. Weird.”

Laser guns were fired from seemingly everywhere. There were suddenly spaceships in the air and weird-looking humanoid creatures clad in silver armor-like clothing that was definitely not from earth. Aliens had invaded Earth, and what better time to do it than when the whole world was more or less in a relaxed excited mood.