Funny #aliens Novels & Stories

"And your mommy is right, l am an alien and not from this planet. My world came from a blue star from the east of the galaxy, so we are not from this planet but once leaved here. And for my looks, l am not the same with you. The people of my world dont have ears, and that includes me. We don't have ears" Lilths eyes widened. "You don't have ears?!" She immediately looked at the sides of his face and realized that he was right. He really doesn't have ears! "You don't have ears! How then are you hearing me, because my mommy says that we hear with our ear".

“That’s what Aliyah said. My friend.” “Smart friend. The kind who turns into wolves.” Despite everything, I felt a small laugh escape. “You’re humoring me.”

Alena " You weren't happy with her. I love you more than her. I wanted to give you happy life. " Ali " Oh please you had already ruined my life. Now please get out from my home. Ash is sleeping and I don't wanna disturb her. Just leave now. " I went down. Ali looked so much angry at that moment. He looked at me and his angry face turned into a cute ones for me. He wrapped his arms around me. Ali " I am much more happy than you think. Now get out from our house. " She started laughing. Why?I was shocked seeing her laughing.

Mikey continued. "That's a fictional character Mikey." Said Ali. "Cartoon characters are sometimes based off of someone in real life." Mikey replied, as if he was stating a fact. Ali rolled her eyes and turned her attention towards me. "Mikey." I scowled. "Pay attention." "How can I when you brought the devil to New York!" Mikey said scowling back. "Aww Mikey. Still charming as ever." Said a sarcastic voice.

It’s easier to defuse with humor so that I don’t have to sit with too many heavy feelings. Or, hear me out, I say, dragging each word out as if I’m coming to some amazing discovery. Maybe… you’re actually an alien. Amora laughs, her tongue lolling out. I think I would know if I was an alien, you goofball. I grin to myself as the whole pack picks up speed. As long as I made her smile, nothing else matters.

Eamon chuckles into my ear, my eyes widen. "You can't be serious and what do you mean for a human? Are you aliens or something? Or do you just have a really fucked up sense of humor, because I don't find this funny." I almost snarl the last bit, getting fed up with the situation and the ridiculousness of everything.

I placed the tulips on the chair beside me and reached into my bag to fish out my phone to call Orchard. "Guess what?" I said into the phone after he picked up on the second ring. "The sky is falling and aliens are abducting people? You happen to find yourself in an alien spaceship and guess what? They're not trying to make humans food. Instead, they're trying to input the ultimate party ideas into our heads."

Forget space travel—explain the Tupperware phenomenon! Speaking of space, let’s imagine aliens. Not the scary, slimy kind, but the kind that lands here, looks around, and says, “You people pay money to watch other humans eat food online? You invented planes but still argue about pineapple on pizza? And you call your leader a Prime Minister even though they’re rarely first at anything?” The aliens would probably just leave, shaking their green heads in disbelief.

Louis laughed heartily and so did the man. "Ask them, they'll tell you how long it took for me to believe what they were saying. I swear I nearly lost my shit! I was looking at these people and in my mind I'm like, oh, boy, they've all finally gone bunkers. I knew it was only a matter of time before the aliens invaded earth and sucked all our brains out so mayhaps they had discovered HillsBay first and began their claim of earthains taking brains for snack." Everyone in the room burst out into a ruckus of laughter with his theory. JC hadn't changed one bit, still the same smart ass and lousy joker.