Funny #aliens Novels & Stories

Third-person POV. Earth has changed, we ruined it, we ruined our planet, we ruined our atmosphere, our lives, earth is simply a living hell... So they came, they said it's time over for human rain, we ruined our toy, and now our parents are back to take us home. That's exactly what happened, they came, aliens came, they took all of us in their giant spaceship out back to the mother planet.

"Mostly. Although the planet isn't as large as some we inhabit so it's not quite so impressive. And it's broken up into sectors with high speed shuttles in between them. You want one kind of item, you go to one area and you have lots of choices." "And if you want a human slave you go to another," I replied, before wanting to mentally smack myself. I just couldn't keep the snark at home. "Yup, and that's broken down into several different areas too. Men, Women, kids, families, other aliens that we've enslaved." "Wow..." I replied, blown away by how big this sounded. "And you've been there before?" "Many times. I take it you haven't?" "No. I heard it was pretty unsafe for a woman alone."

Alhan chuckled and I shook my head and laughed. "We're three times their height and will probably terrify them," I mumbled sadly and he shrugged his shoulders and stated,"or maybe they will think we are Gods." I looked at the monitor again and thought they looked similar to ancient earth's portrayal of the little Grey aliens in the movies. Except these gray beings had wrinkled faces and weren't very attractive or cute.

asked Jenny. “It’s one of the more practical ones,” I said. Everyone was looking at us with distaste and revulsion. Clearly some Visitor had come here and done something to ruin it for the rest of us. “Burn them,” cried out Brother Dereel. “Hey,” said Flossie. “Ah thought yo’ loved everyone.” “Only creations of the gods,” said Brother Deneel. “You are not creatures of this world.” That was certainly true. We were aliens, and undocumented. Here to do the jobs no one else wanted.

He fell from the sky He's got a spaceship He's got super speed He can read minds He can control people He is super strong He's a perverted alien with a habit of kissing strangers He is annoying! The doorbell rang and interrupted me from my mental listings. I wonder who could that be, I don't usually have visitors. "Hey, Maddie someone who calls himself 'the police' is looking for you," the alien shouted. He was the one who opened the door. Shit! I dialed 911 awhile ago! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! I keep cursing and cursing, and tried as hard as I can to keep my composure. I walked towards the door and smiled at the police officer standing by the door.

Argh! "I like to observe a lady strip, and that's all I need right now. I need to see you uncover that body to me. Imagine you're strolling on the runway like you did, wearing most of those meager attires." "Yes, exactly. You're pretty odd for an alien to like strippers. Did you get clubs back on your planet? Are you sure your planet doesn't have a name of Oozing spermatozoa?" "No, you're twisting what I said," he picked his nose as if annoyed. However, he wanted to bark with laughter at the naughty rounded expression on her face. Such a playful brain!

"Where did they even find these two? This is bizarre, right? Munroe? I thought you said the other aliens leave humans alone." "That is not always the case, Jazz." Munroe sighed. "It is an unspoken rule that planet Earth is a pathetic place and should be disregarded, but some aliens break the rules. There are rule-breakers everywhere. You know that. Earth has bad people, and the universe has bad aliens."

He felt so impatient that he thought he travelled the universe while waiting. ‘Universe? Was it because the three Deltas beside me were talking about Aliens that I thought I entered the space?’ Vincent looked at the three Deltas. “Aliens are real! I am sure of that!” Edgar said. “You are living in fantasy,” Joel said while shaking his head. “But it makes sense,” Hunter said. “I mean, people don’t believe that we exist. But here we are, trying to live with them while hiding our identities.” “Oh? That convinced me,” Joel finally agreed.

When we are inside the room, I saw seven figures on the side of the room and when I fixed my vision, I saw Marionette and some other students looking at me with disbelief in their eyes. “Trying to seduce my boyfriend again, Miss Alixa?” Marionette said while throwing the egg in the air, “Or should we continue on calling you, loser?” Their laugh echoed in the four corners of the room. “What are you trying to do, Marionette? I didn’t do anything! I was just trying to talk to my mate.” I shouted. Again, the room filled with peals of laughter. “What is funny?!” I asked. “You! Y.O.U!” Marionette answered, “Are you some sort of a crazy woman? Desperate to own someone’s man?”

] I shot back a [We'll talk later,] and shut off my phone. I lay awake all night, but weirdly, I was not tired at all.