Funny And Bad Pick Up Lines

With her mother down with an ailment and no source of income to pay her bills; Anastasia Loway is forced to take up an adult role to cater for her needs and her mother’s medical bills. Struggling to maintain balance between catering for her mother and finding herself; Anastasia’s life is void of everything else. Her life takes a turn when a spark is thrown into her life in form of Nathaniel Andreson; your unusual teenager born to multi billionaire parents. Starting off with a hateful and annoying relationship to having conversations and enjoying each other’s company and to have caring for each other; their relationship further spirals into the unknown. And for the first time in her life; Sia has someone she wants to protect apart from her mother

A tragic love story of a happily married couple; when Nicholas lost his memory due to an accident at work, Reign does all she can to help him remember who is she. But it isn't so easy, because his family and a controlling ex try all they can to keep the two apart. Can Reign help Nicholas remember?

Bilang isang bastardang anak, nagsumikap si Mia para kilalanin at tanggapin siya ng matagumpay na negosyanteng nagmamay-ari ng Blacksmith Hotels na si Vincent Ferrer, ang amang kaniyang tinitingala. Hindi siya nabigo at dumating rin ang araw na sa wakas ay kinilala siya ni Vincent bilang anak nito. Kinilala rin nito ang kaniyang talino sa larangan ng negosyo at hinirang siya bilang bagong CEO ng Blacksmith Hotels. Sa parehong araw, ay inalok siya ng kasal ng kaniyang nobyong si Oliver. All at once, she had it all. But all at once, she lost them... Nagkaroon ng malaking problema ang Blacksmith Hotels, at siya ang sinisi ng kaniyang ama. He threatened to remove her from her position, ngunit kusa siyang nagbitiw. On the same day, she discovered that Oliver and her half-sister, Natalia, were cheating on her. Pumunta siya sa isang bar para uminom ng alak at pansamantalang makalimot. Just a few shots, and she got dizzy. Isang estranghero ang umupo sa tabi niya at um-order ng whisky. She could tell that he was hot even with her eyes half-shut. As he was about to drink his whiskey, she snatched the glass from him and drank it right away. The next thing she knew, she found herself in the stranger's bed. In his arms, she went straight from a tough, independent woman to a damsel in distress. She let down her walls, and she has given him what's left of her— her virginity! Was it just a one-night stand? Or has she found her knight in shining armor?

After my mate, Drew Bruce, vanished from the pack warzone, I cared for his gravely ill parents in his stead for three years. In the end, he returns with his wolf missing and a young she-wolf by his side. He begs for the Alpha King to break our mate bond. Drew taunts me, "Jenny Watson, your peaceful life in the pack is thanks to my bloodshed on the battlefield. You'll never be someone like Sherry Lowe, an outstanding physiotherapist, who can fight alongside me. "It's a good thing our mind link has disappeared ever since I lost my wolf. Being with Sherry made me realize how dull you are. "You're useless. If it weren't for the Moon Goddess' guidance, you would've never been worthy of being my mate." When his parents find out, instead of talking him out of it, they fully support his decision. They completely disregard the dedication and sincerity I showed them over three years. Heartbroken, I turn and leave for the field hospital. He has no idea that I come from a long line of healers. When I earn the title of chief field healer with nothing but my own skill, he goes mad with regret.

Anaiah's life was perfect,she had good wealthy parents ,a loyal bestfriend,a perfect boyfriend and was popular in school.Until one day she came back from school and met her mom backing their bags .Her parents were getting a divorce! Anaiah had to move with her mom to some suburban town in the middle of nowhere called Helway,her boyfriend cheated on her with her supposed to be loyal bestfriend and her life at her new school was hellish.Until she met him in biochemistry class.Hayes,the schools bad boy.Every interaction with him was fire,every touch electric .He always awakened desires and cravings she never knew she had ,never sating them and always leaving her hungry and breathless.And she did same to him,in an innocent and unintentional way.And they both kept coming back for more..To make matters worse,they were neighbors!Is Anaiah going to give this bad boy a chance or go with the safer choice,Micah,the towns model young adult?

[Mature content] [completed 20/5/2017] ❝The sane can turn you insane.❞ Anger. That's all he feels but when a certain kind of light sheds on his life, resistance is the solution. She bounds him in her chains and returns him from the anger to the light. She is his own personal angel. She plays the piano and he's on her heart keys over again. All rights reserved.

"Say it again!" His husky voice sent shivers down to my core. "Pl-please...I-I want you," my voice betrayed. He let out a dark chuckle, leaning to my ear. "Say it louder, Munchkin...I want this empty classroom vibrating with your voice," he teased. *** When two different worlds meet, the attractions pull them closer like a magnet but at the same time could be very dangerous without caution. She's the school janitor's daughter who lives in her world of delusion, believing love could exist once you've set your heart on it while he's the popular handsome jock, billionaire's son who breaks girls with such mindsets. What happens when a ticking spark that has been lying dormant for years within them ignites? It goes BOOM! WARNING: Contains strong vulgar languages, sexual scenes, erotic contents, triggering situations, and lots more.

Rhett’s father is making him go to dinner because his father’s best friend is arriving and will be staying with the family while his new home is finished being renovated. All Rhett knows is the guy is a stiff. He runs some big company and is moving his headquarters here. He remembers meeting him once and thought he was boring and as annoying as his father. What Rhett didn’t remember is how attractive this older man is despite his stiff posture and suit, the much shorter and much older man has serious sex appeal. Despite his short stature and social awkwardness, Gabriel bests Rhett when he tries talking to him on the terrace and promises to “whip” the younger man into shape in a rather heated moment. The sexual tension is high, but their personalities clash. Meanwhile, Rhett is forced to move home and declare his major and Gabriel is having a hard time convincing the shareholders, firstly that his move to the East Coast was for the best of the company seeing as the most successful branches are in the region and that his spinoff idea which really connects with the essence of who he is will bring the company more success. He must find a solution and that solution might just save both his and Rhett’s asses, if he can get the younger man to comply. Trigger warning: This book contains mature materials and homosexual content including domination and kinks, betrayals, attempted suicide, depression, attempted murder, homophobia and mental health issues. There may not be content warnings on chapters within.

‘เขาเพียงใช้เธอ เป็นเครื่องมือหาความจริงเท่านั้น… โจฮัน | อายุ 30 ปี หล่อ บ้านรวย สุขุมและเย็นชา ซึ่งนิสัยเขาขัดกับหน้าตาที่หล่อเหลาปานเทพบุตรมาก ใครจะคิดว่าคนอย่างเขาก็มีบาดแผลในใจไม่ต่างจากเธอ 'เพราะเธอคือกุญแจสำคัญ ฉันจึงปล่อยให้เธอตายไม่ได้' ╰☆╮ ขนมผิง | อายุ 25 ปี น่ารัก พูดน้อย ขี้อาย ทว่าชีวิตไม่ได้โรยด้วยกลีบกุหลาบ เมื่อเธอตกเป็นเหยื่อความรุนแรงและคนใจร้ายที่อยากลบความทรงจำเธอในอดีตของเธอ 'ผิงรู้ดีค่ะ ว่าตัวเองควรอยู่ตรงไหน…' เขาเพียงแค่ใช้เธอเป็นเครื่องมือหาความจริง…. และความจริงมีเพียงหนึ่งเดียว

Lumaki sa hindi totoo niyang magulang si Sia. Napagtanto niya ito ng maging bente anyos siya. Hindi pa siya lubos na nilalamon ng galit niya nung mga panahong iyon. Kaso nga lang, isang malaking pagbabago na ang naganap ng mag-loko ang boyfriend niya sa kanya. Inakala niyang lahat ng taong naka-paligid sa kanya ay niloloko lamang siya. Hindi na siya gaanong nagtiwala sa mga taong nakaka-salamuha niya. Sumali siya sa fraternity, naging alcoholic siya at madalas na nakikipag-basag ulo.Isang lalaki ang hindi inaasahan ng lahat. Katulad rin siya ni Sia na mahilig makipag basag-ulo ngunit hindi sa paraan na ginagawa ni Sia. Nakikipag basag-ulo siya para sa atensyon. Pinaglalaruan niya ang mga damdamin ng babae. In short, he’s a playboy. Ng lumipat siya sa Unibersidad ng pinapasukan rin ni Sia, nagbago na lamang bigla ang ugali niya. Kahit na hindi maganda ang unang pagkikita nila ni Sia.Maraming pagsubok ang haharapin nilang dalawa. Maraming mag sa-sakripisyo ng buhay para lang sa kanilang dalawa. What would happen in the end? Sila nga ba ang magkakasama o sila lang rin ang mag ta-trayduran?