Funny And Bad Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I said through my giggles, and he grinned back at me. Adam was so much cooler than Nathaniel. I wished I could be with him, but I just couldn't, Nathaniel was making everything so difficult, and I couldn't even be with the person I really liked. "What's so funny?" Mia asked, interrupting my thoughts. "Adam's got these super cringe-worthy pickup lines he likes to use on girls," I explained. "I don't use them to actually pick up girls, I just say them to make them laugh," Hoseok chimed in, giving me a playful shove.

He smiles at me, and I look away. “What’s up?” He stumbles over his words a bit, trying to find the right ones. “I… I was just admiring your beauty.” I take a sip of my whiskey and let out a laugh. “That’s one of the worst pickup lines I’ve ever heard.” He doesn’t seem fazed. “That wasn’t a pickup line. It was a compliment.” I take a deep breath, amused by the situation. “Buddy, I know I’m beautiful and hot. I don’t need anyone to tell me that.”

Which was practically a lie because I have never really been on the receiving end of a pickup line but I was not going to succumb to his flirty behaviour. "Ouch, that hurt my poor heart, princess," Collin pouted, placing his hand dramatically over his chest. "How about I try my other line?" "How about a cup of coffee," I countered, ignoring his attempt at another pickup line. "I'm in dire need of a steaming coffee." "I saw a café on the way to the hospital. I can take you there, and we can try out my other lines," Collin suggested with a playful grin. **{••}**{••}**

“We could do that.” “I love it when they’re so confident.” I shook my head, taking a deep breath in a bid to regain my bearings. And to think that was the dumbest pick-up line I’d ever heard. He wiggled the five hundred dollar bill in front of my eyes. “Um, hello? I’m not playing.” “Fine,” I groaned, snatching the five hundred dollars from his hand. “I will bet five hundred dollars on not getting your disgusting cock anywhere near me tonight.”

But they just sighed with no energy to even say anything. “Rude but not so... Rude” Priya mumbled. “Badboy but not so... Badboy” Akhila mumbled. “Player but not so... Player” Ritika mumbled. “Jerk but not so... Jerk” Kritika mumbled. "Why do we all have such an amazing selection in the boys?" Asked both the twins at a time looking at their elder sisters. "We will definitely note the sarcasm." added the middle sister for them.

"I don't see any bruises on your stomach. You are fucking with me, aren't you, asshole?" I smirk. "I guess I was just joking around." He leans closer to my face. "You will regret wasting my-..." The words never leave his lips as I jam the pen right in his jugular. He makes gurgling sounds and raises his arm to grab me, but I twist the pen in his throat some more before yanking it out. Blood sprays out of his open wound, tainting my face and clothes. What a bloody mess! Pun intended. I stand up and grab the gun from his back pocket while he struggles to stay awake. I don't stand around to wait for his death. Instead, I run out the door. No need to waste my time here.

“If a guy tries one of those cringy pickup lines, we all freeze and go: ‘You can see us?’ like we’re ghosts. Then we ran towards him with crazy laughter.” I wiggled my eyebrows at them with all the enthusiasm of a sleep-deprived squirrel. Kate looked over her shoulder at me, laughing. “Where do you get these crazy inspirations from?” “From one crazy chick on I***a.gram reels,” I said honestly. “She’s a gift from the chaotic gods.” I don't want to take credit for something that isn't my own creation. “I’ve used a bunch of her stuff. Works like a charm – guys run off like scared weasels. Which, obviously, is the goal.”

“Your balls.” “Okay I got you, Nick, I’mma stay behave. I’m going to keep my hands to myself” He smiled in absolute defeat. By now, he should already know that he can’t somersault me with his dumb pick-up lines. I got my pick-up lines too, and it’s always on point.

You might want to dial it back a little bit because I'm already obssessed. I was so red from blushing and I look like an idiot trying to keep my calm composure while I'm internally screaming and I'm fighting the urge to smile. He gently hold my cheeks, "It really works, huh? Damon's cheesy pick up lines to make you look cuter." That's unfair, that's a double kill from Dylan.

She gave a small smile and mouthed a thank you to him. They all started to talk and joke around as they had dinner. Soon, the conversation was just between Roman and Rose as they both giggled and flirted with one another. You couldn't deny the chemistry between them. "The guy asked if I was a funny person and I nodded. I don't crack the best jokes but I know for a fact that I'm funny. He mentioned he's funny too and then he goes, since we're both funny, how about we funicate. He actually meant fornicate." She shook her head, getting angry all over again. "What sort of horrible pick up like is that?" Rose was telling him the worst pickup line that had ever been used for her.