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Changing the Billionaire's Heart
But, it’s better to have company than be alone tonight.
Instead, she nodded. “Go ahead.” The stranger then smiled and sat beside her, eyeing her with a hungry stare. He surely has his looks, but he’s obviously a womanizer. But, it’s better to have company than be alone tonight.
The man then cleared his throat and offered his hand, “I’m Ian, by the way.”
“I’m Maria.” She lied, not wanting to reveal her identity.
“What a beautiful name for a beautiful woman like you.” She grimaced at that, hearing that overused line for a million times now. Can’t they be creative and think of another pickup line? Men really have the same brain cells.
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Secrets In Disguise
"T... this is the best you have, you better go to your bed now." he said rolling his eyes.
"No, you are the best that I have." he was looking at her gulping hard on his saliva, chewing on his lower lip.
"Wow, I am such a genius, I created my own pick-up line." she patted her own shoulder with pride.
"You should stop using the internet too much, first the love calculator and now these pickup lines." he flicked his finger on her forehead.
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The Return
Just showing you horrible pick up lines I found on some lame website
Feyi: Suuurrreee Ay, show me the better ones you can come up with.
Ayo: Alright, get ready to fall into my arms baby.
Feyi: Don't call me baby😬
Ayo: Of course 😂. I have 4 percent battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?
Feyi: For one, your phone is never below 50, and two, this is more horrible than the first one. Can I get a yes?
Ayo: Nope. It's actually pretty good. Because my phone is on 49 percent and that's as good as it being on 4.
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Belongs To Him
I said through my giggles, and he grinned back at me.
Adam was so much cooler than Nathaniel. I wished I could be with him, but I just couldn't, Nathaniel was making everything so difficult, and I couldn't even be with the person I really liked.
"What's so funny?" Mia asked, interrupting my thoughts.
"Adam's got these super cringe-worthy pickup lines he likes to use on girls," I explained.
"I don't use them to actually pick up girls, I just say them to make them laugh," Hoseok chimed in, giving me a playful shove.
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The Burning Desire
I take he is not good in reading obvious facial expressions.
"This pick up line expired ages ago with your brain." I replied with a straight face.
In response his lips only tugged upward when he smirked, "Feisty, just my type."
The fuck is wrong with these people today!
"Say another word and my fist would do the talking." I warned my arms crossed against my chest and my one brow raised, challenging him.
Surprisingly, he had the audacity to laugh at my words, "I would love to see you try." He laughed again, challenging me. And, lucky for him, I am always up for challenge.
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Mated To The Bad Boy Alpha
And here I was, feeling like a reluctant observer in a world I didn't belong to.
I picked at the thin sheet cake on my plate, having lost interest in actually eating it. The sweetness in the air mingled with the sharper scent of alcohol, making my head spin. Or maybe that was just the exhaustion setting in. Either way, I was ready for this night to be over.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
The cheesy pickup line made me roll my eyes before I even turned to face its source. A tall man with dirty blonde hair and dark, almost-black eyes leered at me. The smell of coconut mixed with stale alcohol assaulted my senses, making me wrinkle my nose in disgust.
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Conflict Of Hearts
He smiles at me, and I look away.
“What’s up?”
He stumbles over his words a bit, trying to find the right ones.
“I… I was just admiring your beauty.”
I take a sip of my whiskey and let out a laugh.
“That’s one of the worst pickup lines I’ve ever heard.”
He doesn’t seem fazed.
“That wasn’t a pickup line. It was a compliment.”
I take a deep breath, amused by the situation.
“Buddy, I know I’m beautiful and hot. I don’t need anyone to tell me that.”
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THE TRIPLET ALPHAS’ HUMAN MATE
Which was practically a lie because I have never really been on the receiving end of a pickup line but I was not going to succumb to his flirty behaviour.
"Ouch, that hurt my poor heart, princess," Collin pouted, placing his hand dramatically over his chest. "How about I try my other line?"
"How about a cup of coffee," I countered, ignoring his attempt at another pickup line. "I'm in dire need of a steaming coffee."
"I saw a café on the way to the hospital. I can take you there, and we can try out my other lines," Collin suggested with a playful grin.
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Freya Rose Book Five ~ Saved By A Sire King
I decided to put her out of her misery.
“Cody, dude, that is the cheesiest pick up line ever. Who'd you learn that off, Odin?” He turned to face me and blushed. I laughed loudly and shook my head. “Seriously, how many times have you seen him get lucky?” He shrugged. “Exactly. If you want to ever get laid, stop taking dating advice from Odin.”
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The Alpha’s Forbidden Coyote Mate
“You look even better up close,” he drawls, that Midwestern accent curling around the words.
“Huh?”
“You’re the girl of my dreams,” Jared Beaumont says matter‑of‑factly.
That has to be the worst pickup line I’ve ever heard. “You can’t be serious. Who has that line ever worked on?”
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Frequently Asked Questions
I've put together a few choice pickup lines that should leave a memorable impression. 'Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.' A classic, yes, but there's no denying its humor and charm. Fusing sci-fi and romance, the line 'Are you a Jedi? Because I can't resist you.' could work wonders for Star Wars fans. If the target of your affections enjoys literature, 'Are you a bookworm? Because every time I see you, I check you out.' might strike the right chord. Then, there's a personal favorite of mine: 'Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're BeAuTi-ful!' Physics aside, it’s quite catchy, right?
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