Funny And Bad Pick Up Lines

“I hope you don’t loose those who truly value you because you can’t come down to hear them.” Those were the last words he told me before stomping out of the house, leaving me cold, empty and more lonely. ______ Cassandra Heathingways wasn’t your average girl. She was rude and picky, spiteful and proud. And she had every reason to be. She was the only heir to the Heathingways throne, and even though she lost a lot on the way, that was enough to keep her going. Not until her father broke the news of her marriage to the Hudson heir. Will the stuck up and proud bride be able to change her ways for the sake of the marriage?

I've gone to the church to pray for my son, Robert Scott. On the way home, my carriage is overturned because the horses suffer from a shock. When I wake up, I look at my family gathering around my bed. Then, I decide to pull a prank on them. "Sorry, but who are you?" I do my best to suppress the smile that threatens to appear on my face. I want to see how my family is going to comfort me now that I have "amnesia". Will Mom and my husband, Jeremy Scott, take my hands comfortingly? Or will Robert lunge at me while crying out to me? What I don't expect is to see my family breathing sighs of relief after their initial shock has faded away. Mom is the first one to speak up with a hint of relief coloring her tone. "Since you've already forgotten all about us, then it's fine. Maisie, you're actually the adopted daughter of the Liddell family. Amber is the actual heiress of the Liddell family." Jeremy points at me while telling Robert, "Robbie, you must address her as Aunt Maisie." Before I can recover from my shock, I see my own son, whom I'm willing to sacrifice my life to protect, running over to hug Amber Liddell, the fake heiress, happily. "Mom, I've spent the whole day playing outside! Oh, I miss you so much!" So, it turns out that my case of amnesia is exactly what this family wants. In that case, I might as well abandon this farce of a family.

Bagi Falix Galeno Hector tak sulit untuk mendapatkan wanita yang ia inginkan, dengan wajah tampan dan jangan lupakan laki-laki itu juga berasal dari keluarga Hector keluarga terkaya di indonesia, Siapapun tau keluarga Hector bukan berasal dari indonesia melainkan dari negara besarNew York. Namun siapa sangka jika ternyata laki-laki dengan sikap dingin itu ternyata sudah memiliki kekasih yang saat ini tinggal jauh darinya. Gadis beruntung itu adalah Darla Queenza Hamilton anak dari pengusaha suksek di New York yang tak kalah populer dari keluarga Hector. Bagi Felix, Darla adalah segalanya dan tak akan ia biarkan laki-laki lain memilikinya. Darla hanya miliknya dan selalu akan menjadi miliknya. Felix akan menyimpan Darla untuk dirinya sendiri.

ไคโร หนุ่มหล่อ ลุคแบดบอยกร้าวใจ เจ้าของฉายา "ไม่ใช่นายร้อย...แต่สอยดาวทุกดวงในมหา'ลัย" ช่อม่วง สาวลูกครึ่งแต่ชื่อไทยจ๋า สาวหน้านิ่ง ผู้ปล่อยวางทุกอย่างบนโลก สิ่งที่หลายคนสัมผัส คือความเย็นชาและไร้หัวใจ

เทียนหอมน้ำตาไหลคลอเบ้า เสียงที่ได้ยินกับภาพที่เห็นมันช่างสวนทางกันนัก เธอมองดูผู้ชายที่พึ่งวางสายจากเธอ บอกเหตุผลว่าจะรีบทำรายงานส่งอาจารย์ แต่ภาพที่ปรากฏอยู่ตรงหน้า คือผู้ชายคนเดียวกันที่กำลังนั่งโอบเอว คลอเคลียร์กับผู้หญิงอีกคน

Summer Phillips has it all. Loving parents, good grades, and popularity. Except for one thing. A loving and caring boyfriend. After dating a string of bad boys and jerks, she finally decided that enough is enough! She almost gave up on meeting a genuinely nice guy until one day, she laid her eyes on Anthony Turner, a sweet, charismatic, and smart guy in her Math class. In an attempt to make the first move, she proceeded to pass him a note. What could go wrong, right?Except...the note fell into the hands of the person she hated the most, Anthony Dean. Will she be able to clear up the misunderstanding or will Anthony target her as his latest conquest?

คำโปรยปราย มีแต่คนชอบบอก...ว่าสิ่งที่ผมทำอยู่ตอนนี้เกินคำว่า 'ชอบ' ไปแล้ว

At Brookwoods High, everyone knows their place. Ethan Sanders is the invisible genius. He is quiet, controlled, and determined to survive senior year unnoticed. Blake Thompson, however, is the untouchable golden boy. He's is the school's star quarterback, heartbreaker, and everything Ethan avoids. Until one reckless moment changes everything. A kiss that should’ve never happened ignites something neither of them can ignore. What begins as tension and denial slowly spirals into stolen glances, dangerous secrets, and a connection that threatens to ruin them both.

My husband, Jacob Morris, wrongly believed that I had pushed the woman he loved down the stairs. So, he locked me in the basement to make me reflect on my actions. He hired people to punish me, trying to break my spirit. I suffered inhumane torture. My tendons were cut, and my face was disfigured. Four years later, he finally remembered me and let me out. But by then, I was too broken to love him anymore.

"สุขสันต์วันเกิดนะคะ" เพล้ง! "อยากให้รันไปจากคุณมากเลยเหรอ" เสียงหวานถามด้วยแววตาแสดงออกมาถึงความเจ็บปวด เธอถามมาเฟียหน้าหล่ออย่างตัดพ้อไปกับความใจร้ายไม่เห็นค่าจากเขา "ใช่ ช่วยออกไปจากชีวิตฉันสักที"