Funny And Bad Pick Up Lines

Clumsy, coffee-obsessed sports reporter Tessa Lane is just trying to survive another awkward press conference when a PR disaster turns her world upside down—literally. After tripping into the arms of world-famous, scandal-stained soccer star Leo Santiago, the tabloids explode. The solution? A fake relationship to fix his image... and her career. Tessa's no actress, and Leo's charm is far too real. What starts as staged hand-holding and scripted smiles soon turns into late-night texts, unexpected kisses, and a chemistry no camera can fake. But when the line between pretend and real begins to blur, they’ll both have to decide—are they playing the game, or falling for it?

A fake relationship full of forbidden heat . . .Emilia Torres has everything she's ever wanted. After years of struggling to become an actress, she's finally caught her big break - a part opposite the hottest star in Hollywood, the gorgeous and charming Luca Fontaine.But her biggest role might be the one she plays off-screen, where she and Luca pretend to be in love.The rules for their relationship are simple: in front of the paparazzi, they play the perfect Hollywood couple. In private, their contract states that all feelings - and sex - are absolutely forbidden.It's the perfect publicity stunt - until someone wants more. Needs more.Sometimes, the truth is even hotter than the lies . . .Due to explicit scenes, this steamy romance is rated 18+.The Lies Between the Lines is created by Ember Casey, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Cocky, arrogant, and dropped dead gorgeous: That described my boss, Mr. Craft, to a T. His thick hair, cold blue eyes and strong jaw held power in a conference meeting, causing women to melt in his presence. I’ve wanted to confront him on his stubborn attitude and critical demands for employees. I’d bitten my tongue in many scenarios and held in my true feelings over a dozen times. Keeping the peace was necessary until I had enough experience under my belt to move onto bigger and better things. The only problem was; Craft Marketing was the bigger and better, and the longer I stuck it out with him, meant more opportunities would arise. I’d been the only female intern to land a job directly under him, and was also the only one who hadn’t slept with him. I knew he was promiscuous with the tall and leggy blondes that breezed into his office looking immaculate, then scurried back out with mussed hair, flushed cheeks, and unbuttoned blouses. I'd ignore the magnetic pull of chemistry and curiosity between us. Unless it came to my advantage.

‘เขา’ ท้าทาย และเธอก็อยากได้… ส่วน ‘เธอ’ เหมือนกับน้ำจิ้มรสเด็ด…ที่ใคร ๆก็ต้องถามหา แต่กลับไม่ใช่เขา…

On the night of her birthday party, Jehan caught her boyfriend cheating on her. Sa halip na komprontahin ito at gumawa ng iskandalo ay minabuti na lang niyang umalis. Natagpuan niya ang sariling nakaupo sa isa sa mga stool sa harap ng bar counter, hawak ang baso ng alak. A guy, who introduced himself as Thunder sat beside her and started to asked her about some ramdom questions. Trying to keep her identity as private, Jehan answered his questions without spilling him the real reason behind her sudden visit to the bar. Ibang pangalan din ang binigay niya rito sa pag-aakalang hindi na sila magkikita pa ulit. Pero sino nga bang mag-aakala na nakasalalay pala sa pangalan na ibinigay niya rito ang ikatatahimik sana ng buhay niya?

คบกันมาจนจะแต่งงานกันแต่แล้วจู่ ๆ พีรภัทรก็ดันมาบอกเลิกกันอย่างง่ายดาย ด้วยเหตุผลควาย ๆ ของผู้ชายมักง่ายคนหนึ่ง “เราเลิกกันเหอะว่ะ เฮียเบื่อเธอเต็มทนแล้ว” เขาบอกเหตุผลที่ไม่ไปต่อกับเธอด้วยคำพูดง่าย ๆ ว่า ‘เบื่อ’ “เธอเป็นเมียเฮียนะกันตา” หนึ่งปีให้หลังต่อมาจู่ ๆ เขาก็กลับมาทวงเธอคืน…….

Jade has more than enough on her plate with overbearing parents and a 'little miss perfect' elder sister, to add the psycho leaving threat notes in her locker would be just too much. It could be some stupid prank or she could be in real danger, but she doesn't have the time to figure it out on her own. So when life hands her the possession of her school's bad boy's precious book, she trades it for his help in uncovering the person behind all this. The heat is turned up and things are getting interesting between the bad boy and his good girl as mysteries get solved and hearts learn to love........again!

Mistreated by her pack, Emerson was saved by a tyrant of the New Orleans pack as she mistakenly mind-linked with him. She lost her position in her pack and was demoted to an omega. She called Loworth Ryker her mate with her divine cat eyes- ruled out as a curse. She knows little or nothing about the dark side of Alpha Ryker, he is not a saint but her mate. The first time she doubts herself out of her prejudice. Emerson is lost in her situation in New Orleans trying to adapt while her childhood trauma seeped in.

Kayla Peterson était une rat de bibliothèque discrète et rondelette que personne ne remarquait, sauf pour rire. Timide, brillante et cachée derrière d'épaisses lunettes, elle passa ses années lycée invisible aux yeux de la foule scintillante des adolescents de l'élite française. Jusqu'à la nuit qui changea tout. Une invitation anonyme à la fête d'anniversaire de Jason Lawson lui semblait un rêve. Jason, grand, musclé et dangereusement beau, était le tombeur du lycée et le béguin de longue date de Kayla. Mais la nuit tourna au cauchemar. Attirée dans sa chambre, elle crut au destin. Il la prit pour une surprise consentante. Ses amis crurent à une blague. Et le lendemain matin, la « nerd » était la commère la plus brûlante, moquée comme la pire histoire de l'histoire par le garçon même qu'elle avait secrètement aimé. Humiliée et brisée, Kayla partit pour la Floride, jurant de ne plus jamais être la même. Deux ans plus tard, elle est de retour, méconnaissable.  Les lunettes ont disparu, les courbes ont été sculptées, la confiance en soi est inébranlable. De retour au Canada pour un échange universitaire, elle se retrouve face à Jason… et cette fois, c'est elle qui détient le pouvoir.

ฉันเป็นคนบอกเลิกแฟนคนแรกที่ตัวฉันรักมากที่สุด เพียงเพราะ… ฉันอยากมีชีวิตที่ดีขึ้น รักแรกตอนอายุ20 ตอนเริ่มต้นก็ช่างหวานหอม แต่ทุกคนก็น่าจะรู้ดีว่าสมัยนี้นะ แค่รักมันยังไม่พอ แฟนฉันเป็นแค่รุ่นพี่ในมหาลัยตอนเรียนที่อเมริกาก็เท่านั้น ความมั่นคงไม่มีให้เห็น… ฉันก็แค่อยากจะเดินตามฝันของตัวเอง ซึ่งตอนนี้.. ฉันทำได้แล้ว ใช่.. ฉันเป็นดารา และกำลังดังเปรี้ยงเป็นพุแตก จากบทเลิฟซีนอันร้อนฉ่าจากละครเรื่องล่าสุด มันทำให้ฉันมีงานเดินแบบมากขึ้น อีเวนต์มากขึ้น และทำงานแบบไม่ได้หลับไม่ได้นอน นี่แหละ ชีวิต แบบที่ฉันต้องการ ดี.. บัดซบเลยใช่ไหมละ “นี่ พี่เสือ เขาเป็นหมอแล้วนะ” “แล้ว?”