Funny And Bad Pick Up Lines

SERAPHIM: (CASSIA AND MATHIAS) BOOK II Mathias Black is the head enforcer of the Supernatural Council. When he loses the woman he loves, he vows that he will never love again. Cassia Garron is the daughter of the council's most wanted angel, Lukan Garron. She also happens to be Mathias', true mate. Mathias tries to resist the lure of his enemy's beautiful daughter. But what happens when Cassia's life is in danger and the only one who can protect her is a man that does not want to love?

ความเข้าใจผิดทำให้เขามีค่ำคืนอันเร่าร้อนกับเธอ.. และเขาจะถือว่าเธอเป็นของเขาอย่างสมบูรณ์ แม้ว่าเธอจะไม่เต็มใจก็ตาม และของที่เป็นของเขา จะไม่มีวันปล่อยให้ใครหน้าไหนได้เชยชมทั้งนั้น อย่าฝันจะเป็นอิสระ

Kayla Peterson était une rat de bibliothèque discrète et rondelette que personne ne remarquait, sauf pour rire. Timide, brillante et cachée derrière d'épaisses lunettes, elle passa ses années lycée invisible aux yeux de la foule scintillante des adolescents de l'élite française. Jusqu'à la nuit qui changea tout. Une invitation anonyme à la fête d'anniversaire de Jason Lawson lui semblait un rêve. Jason, grand, musclé et dangereusement beau, était le tombeur du lycée et le béguin de longue date de Kayla. Mais la nuit tourna au cauchemar. Attirée dans sa chambre, elle crut au destin. Il la prit pour une surprise consentante. Ses amis crurent à une blague. Et le lendemain matin, la « nerd » était la commère la plus brûlante, moquée comme la pire histoire de l'histoire par le garçon même qu'elle avait secrètement aimé. Humiliée et brisée, Kayla partit pour la Floride, jurant de ne plus jamais être la même. Deux ans plus tard, elle est de retour, méconnaissable.  Les lunettes ont disparu, les courbes ont été sculptées, la confiance en soi est inébranlable. De retour au Canada pour un échange universitaire, elle se retrouve face à Jason… et cette fois, c'est elle qui détient le pouvoir.

A fake relationship full of forbidden heat . . .Emilia Torres has everything she's ever wanted. After years of struggling to become an actress, she's finally caught her big break - a part opposite the hottest star in Hollywood, the gorgeous and charming Luca Fontaine.But her biggest role might be the one she plays off-screen, where she and Luca pretend to be in love.The rules for their relationship are simple: in front of the paparazzi, they play the perfect Hollywood couple. In private, their contract states that all feelings - and sex - are absolutely forbidden.It's the perfect publicity stunt - until someone wants more. Needs more.Sometimes, the truth is even hotter than the lies . . .Due to explicit scenes, this steamy romance is rated 18+.The Lies Between the Lines is created by Ember Casey, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Jenna Walker’s life became a sad one after the death of her father. After her father’s death, she was raised by her cold aunt and mistreated like a servant. In high school, she fell for Rexford Blankson, the bad boy who later shattered her heart by using her as part of a bet. Determined to move on, Jenna starts fresh in a new city, landing a job as a secretary to the powerful CEO—Rexford. When they unexpectedly meet again, Jenna runs, unwilling to face the man who broke her. But Rexford, regretful and determined to make amends, seeks her out. As old wounds reopen, Jenna struggles with her feelings and her past, while Rexford fights for a second chance at love. With the support of her new friend Olivia, Jenna must decide whether she can trust Rexford again or if their history is too painful to overcome. Bad Boy CEO's Second Chance is a story of second chances, love, and the courage to heal from betrayal.

ฉันเป็นคนบอกเลิกแฟนคนแรกที่ตัวฉันรักมากที่สุด เพียงเพราะ… ฉันอยากมีชีวิตที่ดีขึ้น รักแรกตอนอายุ20 ตอนเริ่มต้นก็ช่างหวานหอม แต่ทุกคนก็น่าจะรู้ดีว่าสมัยนี้นะ แค่รักมันยังไม่พอ แฟนฉันเป็นแค่รุ่นพี่ในมหาลัยตอนเรียนที่อเมริกาก็เท่านั้น ความมั่นคงไม่มีให้เห็น… ฉันก็แค่อยากจะเดินตามฝันของตัวเอง ซึ่งตอนนี้.. ฉันทำได้แล้ว ใช่.. ฉันเป็นดารา และกำลังดังเปรี้ยงเป็นพุแตก จากบทเลิฟซีนอันร้อนฉ่าจากละครเรื่องล่าสุด มันทำให้ฉันมีงานเดินแบบมากขึ้น อีเวนต์มากขึ้น และทำงานแบบไม่ได้หลับไม่ได้นอน นี่แหละ ชีวิต แบบที่ฉันต้องการ ดี.. บัดซบเลยใช่ไหมละ “นี่ พี่เสือ เขาเป็นหมอแล้วนะ” “แล้ว?”

เพราะไม่สามารถกลับไปแก้ไขอดีตได้ ทำให้ปัจจุบัน*เลิฟ*ต้องอดทนต่อการถูกกลั่นเเกล้ง เพียงเพราะเธอพลาดไปทำให้ *ฌอน*หนุ่มหล่อขาโหดเกลียดเข้าให้ และเหมือนว่าการกลั่นแกล้งจะไม่จบลงง่ายๆเสียด้วย...

Ava Whitmore is the perfect good girl. She follows the rules, stays out of trouble and completely off-limits to boys like Kai Cooper. Kai Cooper? Tattooed. Reckless. He’s the walking red flag she was never meant to talk to. The bad boy who lived just one fence away, the one she's spent her life avoiding. Until that night happened. One step over the line she swore she’d never cross. With a broken heart and a body begging to be touched, she walks straight into the hands that know exactly how to wreck girls like her. She knows he is all shades of wrong. That he'll break her, wreck her, leave her begging for more. But she’s already crossed the line. Worst of all? She wants more. She craves more of everything she shouldn't want.

Tori Williams has always had the reputation of an aloof, bored to death melancholic since her father died . On her sixteenth birthday she gets a birthday letter her dad had wrote her before his death, urging her to "live a normal teenage life, make friends, create memories and fall in love", Tori decides to ammend her already bleeding social life and win the heart of the charming and popular Rex Holland but his incredibly and devilishly handsome best friend, Nate McClain - who she absolutely despises, has some plans for her. Would she be able to get Rex to date her despite her former reputation and how possible would that be with Nate McClain always getting in her way?

Nevaeh Rivera is just a regular girl trying to get through her last year of high school. On the outside, it looks like she has everything. Unfortunately, her home life is not so glamorous. Her parents have abandoned her, her boyfriend is a cheater, and her best friend is too busy to make time for her. The only bright spot in her life is her dream angel. Too bad that he's only a dream. Or is he? Mikhail Cross is an angel/ demon hybrid. Unfortunately, he's the only one of his kind. The supernatural council will only let him live if he can assimilate with humans. When the council decides to test him by sending him to High School, Mikhail doesn't expect to find his mate. The day that Nevaeh and Mikhail meet, is not quite a meet-cute. There is no love at first sight. However, there's a thin line between love and hate. What will happen when fate takes over?