Funny Cat Stories Novels & Stories

“You look like someone who could use a good laugh.” I raise an eyebrow. “Do I?” “Yep. Lucky for you, I’m full of stories. Did I ever tell you about the time I outran a tornado in my old pickup truck?” I blink. “I don’t think so.” He launches into a tale so animated and absurd I can’t help but laugh. “...And there I was, wind howlin’, my dog howlin’, and me screamin’ at the top of my lungs like a banshee! But we made it, me and ol’ Duke.”

the cat said, brushing my leg with its tail. "You don't need to be scared, just relax, you are safe here." It said, still brushing my leg with its tail. I heard Tina laughing at my expression and I frowned, "Do you think this is funny?" I asked her angrily, showing my displeasure and she chuckled, making me more angry. She just has a way of getting me angry. I exhaled heavily to calm myself as I tried to relax a bit. "My name is Fiona," The cat introduced herself, gazing at me with her greenish eyes.

That way, it would be easier when it was time to give her up. The small feline glared back at me and climbed onto my lap more determinedly, giving a loud, demanding meow. I bared my teeth at the angry-looking cat. “I’m not gonna pet you. For all I know, you could be a fellow criminal like your owner. Hell, you could be the mastermind.” When a low snicker reached my ears, I looked up to find Mom trying to hold in a laugh. “What?” I demanded. “It could be true.”

He's going to tell everyone that this cat belongs to him! [Hahaha!]

"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining. Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile. “Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked. “What?” Szan asked. “Ouch.” Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough. One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.

the ant said. The moment the ant mentioned that the yam he received from his in-law is as big as his right lap, the Lion King, his cabinet, and all the animals present in the palace looked at the tiny lap or thigh of the ant and compared it with the alacritous way of saying it, and imagined his exaggeration and they were all engulfed in uncontrollable laughter. The Lion King laughed so hard that he fell off his throne rolling on the ground and throwing his four legs upward. The elephant laughed to the point that he fell and destroyed the Pillar holding the Veranda of the palace. There was a lot of noise and destruction caused by the laughter in the palace. After several minutes of laughter a

“Um Cass…why do you smell of cigarette?” She laughed nervously, “Really? Well, you smell of paint and I’m not complaining.” “But paint smells good.” “Nops.” She pouted, “Better than cigarettes though.” “Touché.” “What do we do about the cat?” She tsked, directing her eyes towards the white beast, “At least it won’t kill birds up there and bring their corpse to me.”

I exclaimed then started laughing my ass off. I laughed not because of the joke but because of his very epic face. The poor man got it bad. He was confused for a long time before nodding his head which made my laughter even more intense. "Okay Lily. What do you call a skinny cat?" said brother. I stopped laughing, curious about his question. "What?" "A cat on diet," he said accompanied by a cute smile. I winced before laughing. Hell! I was gasping for air when he spoke up again.

said Wenny who started teasing. "Ummm, maybe! Then now there are two hungry cats!” the answer teased back with saw Wenny. "Me? Emm__ is the one cat with three colour and the other one is an orange cat, which is hungry because its mother is gone! Hahahaha” Wenny said with laughing. "No! I am a noble Persian cat, you filthy scum cat! Yes, right!" said Ilona. "Ups! No way! I'm a Persian cat, you're an Egyptian cat without fur! Not cute!” protested Wenny.

Just as Felicia held her precious long-haired kitten at the entrance, she heard the Madam angrily say, "How dare you bring that creature in here!" Felicia was stunned, looking at everyone in surprise, but they all held their breath, not daring to say a word. Luna Sandra heard that and coughed twice, "Madam, it's not necessarily Felicia's cat that ate your parrot. It might be a wild cat..." "A wild cat? Where did the wild cat come from? Go and catch a wild cat and show it to me!" The Madam's face rarely turned so cold, making it hard for her to utter a word.